Introduction to the Stupid Thief Plan

Reluctantly, he entered a supermarket and stole an old man's bag. After he succeeded, he found that the items were worthless. He tried to steal an old woman's bag, but was discovered and chased and chopped with a knife. In a compromise, he gave the old woman all his money. At this time, Xiao Hai, who had repeatedly failed, received a call from Brother Tao: We have something to discuss. Then I took the bus and rushed to Brother Tao's house. On the way, the bus was so crowded that I accidentally took off my pants, got off the bus, fell down, got dog feces on my hands, and made a fool of myself. At Brother Tao's house, Brother Tao and Xiao Hai said that they wanted to do something big and needed help. Brother Tao recommended another friend of his, Yunfa. At this time, Xiao Hai accidentally saw the photo of Brother Tao's ex-girlfriend, but Brother Tao said that she had passed away. In the bar, Yunfa was gambling, but was defrauded of all his money by a crook. Three people with no money finally got together to discuss the "business" of seizing the gold store. They hit it off immediately and prepared "committing tools" such as stockings, toy guns, and motorcycles. After choosing the target of the crime, he went to the gold store to check out the location, but unexpectedly met Brother Tao's ex-girlfriend. It turned out that his ex-girlfriend left him because she thought he had no money. The next day, the three men officially went to the gold store to rob. Because the stockings on their heads were pink and the gun was child-sized, they were mistaken for those filming a movie. The three returned to the rental house and encountered the landlord demanding rent. None of them had any money. At a loss, Xiaohai stole a fortune-telling flag and told people's fortunes. Because of his cleverness, he won applause from others and earned an income of 4,000 yuan. Three people who had money to pay rent and food played cards in a rented house. The winners were allowed to share the losses with each other. They made a lot of jokes, especially when Yunfa kissed an old woman, turned around and ran away, and Xiaohai happened to bump into her. On the road, he found that the old woman was the one who was chasing him with a knife. Xiaohai knew that he could not outrun her, so he knelt down to her and sighed, "You must live strong, because the price of the cemetery has increased, so you can't afford to die." After being prepared, they robbed the same gold store for the second time. As a result, the police arrived and the three were arrested. During the robbery, Brother Tao gained the favor of Xiaomei, the daughter of the gold store owner who was a salesperson. He told the police that the three of them were her friends and were playing games, so he rescued them from the police. When Xiaomei invited the three of them to dinner, she suggested that they set up a detective company to solve problems for rich people. During this process, Xiaomei and Brother Tao confirmed their relationship. Once, when Xiaomei and Brother Tao were driving on the road, they met Brother Tao's ex-girlfriend and told her ex-girlfriend that not all girls love money. Later, Xiaomei helped them set up a detective company and asked her father to advertise their company. The first business the detective company received was from a mother who wanted her lovelorn daughter Feifei to be happy. At this time, Xiaohai pretended to be a student who had just transferred to another school, and arranged his seat behind Feifei. During class, Xiaohai couldn't help but fall asleep. When he was woken up by the teacher, he thought he was in an Internet cafe, which caused laughter from classmates all over the country and also got Feifei's attention. Xiaohai was made to stand, and Feifei was the only one in the office after class. Xiaohai used wisecracks to successfully ask Feifei to go out to relax, but Feifei was worried that the teacher would not let her go. Xiaohai used tricks and worked closely with Feifei to trick the teacher into sneaking out of the school. Xiaohai and Feifei went outside to relax and saw gangsters bullying beggars and fighting injustices, which established an image of chivalry and righteousness in Feifei's heart. In order to further test Xiao Hai's sincerity, Feifei bought two bags of duck necks, one of which was very spicy and secretly gave it to Xiao Hai, and made a bet with Xiao Hai that if Xiao Hai ate faster than her, she would be her girlfriend. As a result, Xiaohai's mouth was hot and swollen, but he hugged the beauty back home. Feifei's mother was very happy to see Feifei become happy, and took the initiative to give Xiaohai 20,000 yuan. Xiaohai said that she was sincere and unwilling to accept it, and Feifei became more convinced that Xiaohai would be a good son-in-law in the future. Brother Tao and Xiao Hai both have rich girlfriends. At this time, Runfa wants to take revenge for being deceived by a con man in the past. The three of them found the old man at the bar. Brother Tao played for Yunfa. The waiter gave the old man 3 Aces as he did last time. Brother Tao got 235, which happened to be the old man's card, and he repaid Yunfa with a sword blow. hatred. Feifei drove up to pick Xiaohai up to play. Xiaohai revealed that he was a detective and was hired by her mother to pursue Feifei, but he found that he fell in love with her. Feifei was very angry. In order to test Xiaohai, she asked Xiaohai to go to the bank to rob. Xiaohai changed it into robbing a job, but Feifei was still deeply moved and walked out of the bank holding Xiaohai's hand. At this time, a thief was stealing the old woman's wallet. After succeeding, he ran into Xiao Hai while running away. The wallet fell at Xiao Hai's feet. The old woman found that the wallet was missing. When she turned around, she happened to see the wallet at Xiao Hai's feet. Xiao Hai also discovered that this The old woman was the one chasing him with a knife.