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Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew ...
(Instrument capacity)
Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.
Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son?
(ominous)
The newspaper said that oysters polluted by heavy metals can "cure" cancer …
Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? You will make a fortune. ...
(carcinogenic)
Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a piece of shit" …
Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure?
(A piece of chicken)
I accidentally got caught in my anus when I went shopping on Sunday. What bad luck.
Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...?
(steel door)
After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.
Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …
7. My history teacher has a long shawl, short stature, short temper and a little "chest" …
Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." .
(intense)
8. I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …
Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure.
(excellent)
9. On the "bumpy road" of life, we should be firm in our own direction …
Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.
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