Simple Children's English Joke: Psychologist

Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," he said, "I'm in trouble. Every time I go to bed, I feel someone is under the bed. I am going crazy! " "Just put yourself in my hands for a year," said the psychiatrist. "Come to me three times a week, and I will cure your fear." "How much is the charge?" "One hundred dollars each time." "I'll think about it," said Jerry. Six months later, the doctor met Jerry in the street. "Why didn't you come to see me again?" The psychiatrist asked. "One hundred dollars at a time? Bartender 10 dollars cured me. " "Are you? How come? " "He asked me to cut off the legs of the bed! Now there is no one below! "

Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor, something is wrong with me. I feel someone under the bed every time I sleep. I am going crazy! " "Give me a year," said the doctor. "Come three times a week, and I will cure you." "How much is it?" "One hundred dollars each time." "I will seriously consider it." Jerry replied. Six months later, the doctor and Jerry met in the street. "Why didn't you come again?" The doctor asked. "One hundred dollars at a time? A bartender cured me for ten dollars. " "Really? How did he do it? " "He asked me to cut off the legs of the bed. There is no one now! "