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What old jokes from LPL do you still remember?
Let’s talk about lpl’s seniority! When it comes to lpl memes, how can we not talk about seniority! This article is based on the discussion and seniority table of the Anti-Stress Bar, comprehensive barrage, Zhangmeng, P Station, Hupu, and no Weibo. I don’t intend to discredit any players, it’s just for entertainment, and everyone is welcome to add.
As usual when discussing lpl, report the ingredients first: snake miscellaneous (X), the snake team does not deserve miscellaneous things, so let’s go with snake powder, the fans are very Buddhist, otherwise they would have died suddenly. I am still a die-hard fan of LPL, and I have the concept of resistance: I watch the drama of Civil War Kickboxing, and I watch LPL in Foreign Wars.
By the way, the famous scenes mentioned below are in a broad sense, seven after the second expansion, not four in the definition.
Go, go, go!
Generally speaking, the strongest seniors in lpl are Dad and Allah
The students who only started watching the game in the past two years are most impressed by Shy’s dad, and all the gay guys should know about it back then. Fat daddy.
Daddy shy, let me say more, the famous scene - great destruction. It was Xiaoxiao, an old man, who started it by calling me daddy during the live broadcast.
The origin of Fat Dad is that he often leads EDG to victory, and he is famous for the scene-Earth Fire. This title is definitely worthy of his performance
Allah 1** *There are two, before it was uzi, jianhao jianzhu, now rookie, songyijinjizhu.
Allah must be strong enough to be on a level of his own, but Jian Allah is actually more of a derogatory term, because everyone knows that Uzi has a lot of NC fans, and this joke is more about saying that he is like a cult nc powder.
Chicken Allah is now a complimentary term, and Rookie players have always been at the level of Allah. I thought this word was a complimentary term at the beginning. After being corrected by friends in the comment area, this title also had a derogatory connotation at the beginning. But when s8 won the championship, he was given the title again because of his strong suppression and stability in the middle.
Then let’s talk about the Wang generation.
Before s8, king was a derogatory name, Ning the King of Ning, Eimy the Wild King, and Funny the King of France. (There is another saying that the wild king refers to many people, but this is not in line with the principle of anti-ba entertainment supremacy. I will not adopt another theory)
But when talking about merit and reward in s8, finalmvp is Ning, so the word "王" The generation was whitewashed and became a good name. All other kings were eliminated, leaving only Ning.
Let’s talk about the brother generation.
Brother can only be selected based on his ability. He is strong and a big player in the team, and often has tragic elements such as unfulfilled ambitions and old men who are in trouble.
Leg brother 957 is not young yet, but he is very strong. He is the leg of S7We’s second spring and has now transformed into a commentator.
Crystal brother Kryst4l, a player I like very much, is also a veteran. He has played in omg these days. Everyone in s5s6 should remember his five kills of Draven and nineteen kills of Bigmouth. It can be said that the Snake team at that time had the strongest four guarantees and one. As long as Crystal got a comfortable hero, it would not lose. After the bo10 incident, it changed to fishing.
Marco Sima is an old thief who has never won a championship, but his strength is recognized by most people. Famous scene - Annihilation (Actually, he was Annihilated twice, once in Kamikochi and once in Dalong River, generally referring to the latter.)
Big Brother Gogoing, Vietnamese Crocodile, Naka Ueno of OMG in the Age of Dark Forces One of the Iron Triangle, creating the title of "The Light of Top Order".
Holy Gun Brother Flandre, strictly speaking, this cannot be regarded as a seniority. He got it from Obama before he debuted by ranking a lot. I forgot how much. But he is the No. 1 offensive top laner in China (I think he is more offensive than Zoom), so he is worthy of his position.
I have to mention that this is the happiest title of lpl.
To become of this seniority, one must have qualifications and skills.
The first Jiang is Jiang Wei, a talented boy, a famous passerby, the champion of the S5 Summer Championship, and a cross-border transformation into Qiaji, and he also took away Aluka and Jiayi. His qualifications are barely enough ( Mainly compared to the last two, it seems a bit inadequate). There are also many memes: Xi La laughs at me, reverse Q, the first person to raise pigs, Wu Tian, ??etc.
But! These are not the reasons for him to ban Jiang. There is only one reason for him to ban Jiang: being obsessed with Japanese comics.
Qijiang is the most famous, lpl001, he will leave tonight if the fish is dead, 77777, 4396, Gui Jiaoqi, the world's number one jungler, the director of the pig factory, there is something wrong with his thinking, f4, Your account is gone, the world is focusing on you... The number of his memes is unique to lpl. In my spare time, I wrote a biography in classical Chinese with him as the main subject.
Then there is Bath Jiang. Uzi got this bad name because of her live broadcast of bathing. He has a lot of memes, but most of them are bad names: The puppy entered the field, the puppy was harvested, the puppy died suddenly; the puppy fell (I remember ver, I was really in tears at that time); 2800 ; House slave with four surnames (I think this is unfair, even though I don’t like Uzi very much, because transfer is normal); Being beaten by the Snake team made me burst into tears; Jane Lantern; Crazy puppy, with four lpl madmen : Crazy puppy, Crazy Xiaobei, Crazy Xiaosturgeon, Crazy Xiaoxi (the last one is not sure whether it is Crazy Xiaoxi or Crazy Xiaoyu); I am the one who belongs to the royal family, Kai Rui; I am the number one player in the world...I think I am fair Let’s talk about him. He is very strong, but there are always issues with his mentality and personality, and his idiot fans are really trying to get him to do something bad.
Hikari-chan doesn’t count, this really doesn’t count.
Next is male.
The word "male generation" is a very good name for lpl, but due to other reasons of the players, they often add a word in front to make it black. There are many male titles, and some players have many titles. I will only list a few, and everyone is welcome to add.
Dream Boy is the second title of our Qi-chan. The source is that he was cheated on online dating, and then he was exposed. He went to the Anti-Stress Bar to post a confession and said that it was like a midsummer night's dream. The most effective part of the program is that the cultivators have refined it, and it will always be displayed in the Tieba. However, the Tieba cleared the data a few days ago.
Out of the male is the title of karsa. He is very powerful and is the current T1 jungler in lpl, a real wolf king. However, he was criticized for his incorrect zz stance in his early years. He once made the dangerous statement "because I can go abroad to China." Regardless of zz's position, his strength should be the pinnacle of the male generation.
Garlic Man is the number one mid laner in the world, the number one daily supporter in LCK, Pixar Jinchuuriki, and the title of skt.otto! A pure passerby, Brother Stick is the number one mid laner in the world! The most stable mid laner in the world!
Fetal male is the title of xiyang. The main reason why he was awarded the title was because of a certain highlight moment. Because it was very short, he couldn't go up any higher. The reason for the abortion was the behavior of a scumbag.
Noble Man is the title of mlxg, and he is involved in a famous scene - Earth Splitting. I personally like Teacher Guo better, but it is really wrong for him to praise Long Ming. My ancestor was also Long Ming. I have to admit my mistakes and stand upright when being beaten, but I am still a man.
Lotus boy is Meiko’s title. Because he is a white lotus.
Fish boy is the title of iboy. This is not polite to say, because his interpupillary distance is a bit large, so he is called a flounder by his fans, and because of some inexplicable wisdom, he is also pronounced "fish belly". (Someone in the comment area said that fish belly is called fish belly because it looks like a deep-sea fish)
That’s enough about male characters. Let’s talk about the “emperor” generation and the “emperor” generation whose program effects are explosive.
These two must be nicknamed black and scornful. Please remember this before enjoying the effect of the show. Let’s just list those with program effects.
Haro, haro. As the second prince of Clearlove, he often makes eye-catching moves. In addition, he is in the whirlpool of public opinion in edg, which makes it difficult for him to become Clearlove's heir.
Let me tell you more, the young man is now a small fish in the Xia team. A few days ago, he launched the Xuanwu Gate Incident and crushed the third prince Jiejie. Countless jokes appeared on major forums. The effect of the show was really explosive.
Xiong Huang is the title of xx. He is one of my favorite contestants. On the one hand, he is a master of artistic conception, and his programs are very effective. I often use his emoticons, which are full of life philosophy; When he was still laughing, he was really good at that time, and the emperor did not accuse him unjustly. Later, after he was sanctioned, he stopped laughing and became stronger. Pictured above!
The emperor’s attitude is the title of cool. Let’s not talk about cool. I really don’t have a good opinion of him. His image is too complicated. S4 is the solid domestic No. 1 mid laner and the anti-Korean pioneer omg. To be honest, I still feel it is a pity that omg was eliminated by the civil war. But there's nothing we can do about it.
Xihuang, this is west. This is nothing to talk about. IG live broadcasts half the sky. I am the godfather of online dating. I am a chain smoker. I look so cool even if I take off my glasses.
When Ma Ge died suddenly, he was also labeled as a leech, and Li Ge of LCK was also labeled as a locust. Therefore, the word "huang" is a tool. If you want to use it to blackmail anyone, just use the word "huang". He is very powerful.
Emperor Rang, this is letme, a famous scene - landslide. Since he himself has made it clear that he doesn't like the title of Emperor Rang, and his strength will not be reduced to this level, I almost don't talk about it, and I don't recognize it. Most people say that letting men or more respect their letme, Yan Junze. Another interesting thing is that if it was last year, if you said "yield to the emperor", dozens of people might chase you and give you dozens of opportunities to ask you what to give up.
Jade Emperor, corn. S4 world runner-up mid laner, a very unspectacular world runner-up. As the second generation of the royal family and the successor of Lu Wei, his performance was average. Of course, S4 cannot blame him. The royal family of S4 could not beat every line. At that time, except for Samsung White, Defeating Samsung with Samsung, I can’t imagine how they could lose. Now people are retiring in VG and making a lot of money.
The great emperor, dade. The world's No. 1 mid laner in S4, won three out of three games with fakersolo, and was officially named the world's No. 1 Feng Men. The biggest shortcomings are Nervous Knife, Emperor of Spring, and Azhen of Xia. This is also a common shortcoming of Samsung Blue. To this day, I still think that Samsung Blue has a higher ceiling than Samsung White, but they just didn’t seize the opportunity. There was a famous rap saying: If you think you are strong enough, come and challenge us. Later, M3 came and promoted Kandi. Later, his heart was really killed in the fastest bo5 game.
Condi, condi. It's a pity that a player has just been removed from the lpl. Son of the Dragon.
Emperor Huai belongs to Xiaohu. There are too many titles for Xiao Hu, including Tiger General, Tiger Leader, Tiger Bastard, Tiger Shark, and Tiger Nine Thousand. When it comes to seniority, we only talk about Emperor. The main reason is that he is sometimes mixed up, and it is also a somewhat joking title.
The above are all widely recognized. Next, I will summarize the two easter eggs that I think. First of all, the following two are my own summary! Welcome everyone to discuss in a civilized manner!
Leader.
Most of the leaders are veterans who have the effect of Dinghai Shenzhen in the team, or are airborne veterans.
Yu Jingxi is the first leader of LPL because he is sponsored by WeLa and his brother who pioneered wasteland in ancient times. His fame even preceded the establishment of LPL. No matter how much we criticize him for being the king of Weibo, his contribution to we and lpl at that time cannot be ignored.
Xiaohu is also the head of the tiger. I don't know when this title started, if it started with GT, if so, it makes sense.
Having said that, I have to digress for a moment and talk about the leader An of LCK next door. This is a truly immortal veteran who can stand up and fight back after being knocked down once.
After being reminded, the leader will add another C9 hai leader. He is also a legendary veteran. He can cut back and forth between the mid laner and jungler, and he has a knack for stealing.
Dao
The most famous one is Nuo Dao, a medicine Dao.
Director Nuo was the factory director when S1 and Han Ye were playing in double row (X)
It was the factory director who arranged for Xiaoxiao to become the number one in the national server.
Medicine guide... I am not very knowledgeable and don’t know the reason for this.
Add another child guide in the commentary box.
Finally, I’ll put my favorite memes.
Please be sure to eat it with a translation.
To this day, League of Legends still maintains enough popularity to maintain operations, and can be called the "evergreen tree" in the gaming industry. League of Legends has a long history of development, and various famous scenes are impressive. It is the birthplace of countless classic old memes, which can be roughly divided into four types: game memes, live broadcast memes, gossip memes, and team memes. Along the way, while harvesting classic old memes, we also found our own famous heroes. Let us relive the old LPL memes together. Zhao Chuanxiong
Zhao Zhiming, current Douyu anchor, game ID: It’s great to love Loli. The EDG team was a substitute for ten thousand years. In the first game of his career, he used Annie to play the top laner. A wave of team battles in the middle high ground was teleported to the bear with the big move. This stunt scared the universe team WE to tremble. Throwing away his armor and running away, he won a victory in anger! Tong Chuan Tower
Tong Yang, game ID: Koro1. In the last round of the 2014 LPL Summer Split against WE, I was preparing for a counter-show under the tower. I teleported to the nearby tower with a fierce operation, and exploded on the road, bringing with it the support of Curly Hair and the factory director. There is no escape! Jin Chuandeng
Kim Hyuk Kyu, game ID: Deft, is a Korean e-sports professional player. In the quarter-finals of the S5 Finals, EDG had a good grasp of the rhythm in the early stages of the game. However, they met at the baron and were forced to start a team fight by FNC. Deft started healing in desperation. He never expected to play with the TP brought by Jess, but was teleported to On top of Meiko's lantern, this wave of cool moves caused EDG's team battle to explode instantly! iG999
In the early days, the iG team was a bottom lane combination of Kid Youshen and Shooting Coco. In the LPL 2015 Summer Season, iG played against OMG. iG was beaten to 20 shots and Kid Youshen's VN only did 443 damage. An ADC with a strong version actually produced the lowest output in history. It was simply a shame for the ADC hero. It was criticized by players and was spoofed by netizens as iG999. DJ Boy
Liu Zhihao, former iG team top laner, game ID: Zzitai posture. Because he loves DJ rap, he is known as: playing disc with his left hand and playing robbery with his right hand. Zhi Zi once revealed that he easily gets sleepy due to long hours of playing games and likes to listen to DJs to refresh himself, earning him the nickname "MC DJ Boy". Time Team EDG
In the first match between LPL EDG and Snake, EDG made a series of mistakes in the Baron team battle and allowed Snake to regain a certain advantage. Unexpectedly, the game suffered a technical failure and the game was suspended. The reason was that Ekko started A bug appeared during the ultimate move. The official restored the game to the time before EDG made a mistake in the team fight against Baron. EDG began to change its strategy and stopped fighting Baron. Snake was eliminated by the team. EDG changed its tactics to reverse the situation and win the game. This reversal lacked competitive spirit. LPL official blame Must be carried! Ma Tiao Fei Yan
In the match between LPL EDG and AHQ, the factory director encountered Olaf in the wild river and was chased all the way. The factory manager, who was running away with his remaining health, panicked and hit Han Bing's ultimate move. "Horses trample flying swallows"! Annihilation
In the spring match between EDG and OMG, OMG started a tug-of-war with EDG at Baron. Smlz scored four kills with one big mouth and one spray. It was called "Annihilation". Tong Tianlei , Earth Fire, and Ascension are also known as LOL’s four great tribulation magical powers! 1shy=4PDD
This is an old joke. As a former first-generation domestic top laner, his career was full of black spots that he had never seen before, until he met that man Shy.
PDD used Zac, the strong top laner at the time, and Shy used Jace. Shy used Jace to play PDD Zac's passive. When PDD Zac's passive was about to gather and resurrect, Shy's Jace hit the Armstrong Cannon and killed it instantly. Four clones take PDD away.
Some classic old memes are often discovered inadvertently. They are quite comedic and creative, and are very retroactive as a means of revisiting LPL.
I wonder what old LPL memes do you still remember?
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Let’s talk to you today. Do you remember any old jokes about LPL? Let’s relive it together! Please come and take a look at the detailed content!
Old Thousand Layer Cake
In a mid-stream, the gold medal chef Teacher Ma played as a jungler. The other jungler took care of his own lane many times, and as a jungler, Da Sima But he was immersed in farming. When the audience raised doubts, he said: "You only saw the second layer, and you thought I was the first layer, but in fact I am the fifth layer." The layers are like a thousand layers of food. The cake is therefore called the old Thousand Layer Cake by the audience.
My youth is over
In the 2019 All-Star Invitational Tournament, old WE played against IG. WE has always been on the top lane to resist pressure and carry the bottom lane. It was just the opposite in this invitational tournament. PDD on the top lane was single-killed by Strawberry. The combination of Xiaoxiao and Curly Hair on the bottom lane couldn't beat Xiaoxiao and Xiaozi. Therefore, PDD said in the post-game interview: "My youth is over."
King of S1 Skateboard Shoes
King of Glory anchor Han Ye scolded League of Legends anchor Du Ji. He just got into a fight with LOL players during the live broadcast. After that, the war burned to Du Ji's side, and both sides There was a long-lasting mutual trolling, and finally LOL players and Honor of Kings players all joined the battlefield. In fact, Han Ye was obviously bragging to provoke a fight. He wanted to use this to prove that he was a LOL master. He played Honor of Kings because he looked down on this game. However, he did not expect that these "fake" qualifications have been ridiculed to this day, so he said You still need to make a draft before bragging.
My kidding brother
S3 Royal won the runner-up, and the old players retired or transferred one after another, leaving only UZI who is still struggling to support, in order to The team was able to avoid relegation, so he went to play mid laner or jungle. When he could no longer hold on, he found his former teammate White, hoping that he would come back to fight alongside him. White told him, "Your score is too low. If I will help you if you become the first in the national service." However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention. Uzi, who was only 17 years old at the time, took note of this promise. He did not eat or sleep for 27 hours in a row, and used Wheel Mom and Syndra to reach the top of the national server. He excitedly told White, "Brother, I have reached the first place in the national server. Come back soon." But in exchange for the other party's reply, "Brother, I was kidding you."
Without further ado, let's just review it. Factory Director
Nuoyan, Mingkai, EDG’s former jungler and current coach, is the number one stalker in LPL. He has countless memes, his memes run through his career, and his memes also run through his LPL career.
777, 7 is a magical number, and it has a magical power. When we encounter phenomena that science cannot explain, 7 is a number that can be used to replace science to explain these supernatural phenomena. Of course, there is something called management that can explain the numbers. 7's will will make all the teams in the LPL division tremble. When Beijing time reaches 7 o'clock, all LPL team members will put down what they are doing and pray, praying that 7's will will bless them with smooth sailing in the future.
Draw a circle with a radius of 7, and you will find that the circumference of this element is approximately equal to 43.96. We are very familiar with this string of numbers. This number is the damage number that impressed us most. It is also the number used by the factory director to use the blind monk. The damage figures printed are not metaphysics, this is the will of 7. The will of 7 is so terrible that it cannot be finished. What I have talked about is just a small microcosm.
There are too many jokes from the factory director, such as "I will prove who is the best jungler in the world", "I am already studying MSI opponents", "Ma Ta "Flying Arrow", "Director, I am your fan", "Why don't you turn it on?" and so on. Although the factory director has retired and turned into a coach, we will still bear in mind the "famous words" he left us. GodV
In the 2015 S5 Global Finals, LGD vs KT, this was the second game after LGD lost for the first time in the group stage. At the same time, this game also featured Wei Shen's classic scene - reverse Q.
From then on, Wei Shen failed to recover in LOL. After retiring, he switched to playing chicken. He picked up the gun before putting down the arrow. But Wei Shen's "I don't want to say it" still makes people sigh.
The Four Bibles
"Why don't you open up?" "How can I go when the road keeps asking me to go?"
"Give me the whole thing every day Weak junglers, am I weaker than them? ”
“My hands will shake if I don’t get feedback.”
“I’m afraid of the lineup you chose for us. I don’t know how to win.”
——The above four items are all from the "Four Bibles of LPL"
That must be the factory. The long sentence "I raise pigs in your jungle area", the original meaning of this sentence is: "I make the decision in your jungle area". It was later evolved into this sentence by fans. Looking at the League of Legends, it has now gone through 11 years. , I have also changed from a young and frivolous young man to an uncle. Just a few days ago in the S11 World Finals, EDG defeated DK 3:2 and was trending on all major platforms, achieving the second big team with more players. The Grand Slam team is really gratifying. Thousands of lights are on and firecrackers are blasting. Every player who loves League of Legends is ecstatic. Many people also typed those three numbers in the barrage, as if they have all the results so far. His efforts were not in vain. He finally did it. It has been 8 years since he first arrived as a professional player and now he has become an assistant coach. The bitterness and sweat along the way have told him that it is worth it. The dream in every professional player's heart is to win the championship. He won the honor, and on this day, he finally realized his dream. From the initial clearlove to the subsequent clearlove7, every one of our League of Legends viewers and EDG fans have seen his growth, so hard work and persistence Your dream will eventually succeed. As long as you persist, your dream will always come true. Finally, I will say the words that many people have said, "EDG is awesome" and "777 is awesome".
Kandi: Son of the Dragon, it seems that he was able to steal the dragon in the intercontinental competition, and he was named the Son of the Dragon when he came back.
Emperor Kang: 91 Mr. Kang, has a bad life style, and always gets a chicken when ordering takeout. It was later described as the hot content of an indescribable website.
uzi: There are many jokes about puppies. Here I will talk about "The Team Breaking Maniac". Back then, in the Royal Family, the team eliminated the LPL quota and was relegated (there was still promotion and relegation at that time).
Later, he transferred to OMG, which was in full swing at the time. Maybe there were too many big players in the team at that time. In addition, the young and energetic Puppy at that time did not fit well with the team, which aroused conflicts between the middle and the bottom. The team got worse and worse, and UZI was almost left in the cold until retirement. OMG has also been unable to recover until now.
Rein gave up the game directly. At that time, the puppy asked if it could be played by four people. It really touched everyone. Later QG also disbanded.
It really doesn’t matter which team you go to.
Fortunately, he finally returned to RNG, which was rebuilt by the royal family, and reached his peak until he retired.
Let’s order first
The second is the famous "horse stepping on flying arrows",
In the S6 Global Finals group stage During the match between EDG and AHQ, the factory director staged a scene where his troops were shot by Ashe's ultimate move, which was also nicknamed "horse stepping on flying arrows". I have to say that the factory director has a connection with the arrows shot by the Ice Ultimate. In the previous day's game, the factory director used a male gun and it hit Ashe's arrow. In addition, there are still many memes about the director, such as "4396", "Clearlove Run" and so on. Finally, there is Wei Shen's "reverse one Q". First there is a great god and then there is a god. Reverse one Q and the sun is an immortal. This is the summary of this meme.
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