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Chapter 1 The Story of the Monkey and the Tiger (10)

March 0, 2006117: 55 Sina reading.

Serial: angel street No.23 Author: Guo Ni Publishing House: 2 1 Century Publishing House

"Baby! I'm here to invite you to be the manager of our basketball team! " Even talk. ...

Have I been lucky these two days? Why do you meet beautiful teenagers?

"Zhu Zilang, give her the application ..." This beautiful boy really ordered that big MAC! !

"well! Here you are! " The Big Mac came up to me and put a piece of paper in my hand.

"Don't! Hui You! Come to our football club! "

"Hui You! Come to our drama club! Drama club! "

"Drama club have what good! Come to the astronomical society! Look at the stars with me! "

I don't know when those guys who just slipped away put their heads out of the window and looked at our situation nervously.

However, the Big Mac just snorted softly. After a bang, everyone shrank back and all the windows in the classroom were closed.

"That's it! Please fill it out quickly! Bye-bye ... "The boy cocked his face and raised his eyebrows at me.

I suddenly caught a cold and I don't want to join any basketball club.

"Wait, I don't think I can attend ..." Note that I used "can't" instead of "don't want to", which proves that I have given him great face!

"What did you say? Don't you want to attend? ! I personally invite you, you don't want to attend? " Never imagined that my words would make this beautiful boy have such a big reaction! One second he was charming, and suddenly he became like a crazy monkey!

"Eldest brother! Manner! Grace! " The Big Mac took out a fan from nowhere and fanned the boy desperately.

"Ahem ..." The boy realized his rudeness and quickly readjusted his state:

"Sue, classmates, you listen up, I am a legend in Mingde Middle School. I am handsome, charming, invincible and handsome. I am Sakurai, the soul of basketball! ! "

Beautiful boy more say more intoxicated, flushed with excitement, proudly looked up at me:

"It should be a great honor for you girls to join the basketball team with me!"

Another smelly monkey who doesn't know how to live or die! Glory to what! How dare you be so arrogant in front of me! You are so arrogant and unforgettable in front of me! !

"Oh, I'm sorry, my body is not suitable for strenuous exercise!"

Hum, boy, fight with me, you are still a little green! ! I'm so angry with you, gnome male-". ...

"What did you say? ! "

Sure enough! Sakurai was so excited that he became furious again. However, this time he soon calmed down:

"Alas ... forget it ... I know you just want to refuse to meet! You must have my signature and phone number! Come straight ... don't be shy ... I am very tolerant of my admirers ... "

Sakurai said, took out a pen from the Big Mac, grabbed my hand, wrote the words "Yanzi Sakurai" on the back of my hand, and a long list of phone numbers, and finally drew a lip! !

"So! Huiyou baby! I'll go first! Don't miss me too much ... "Sakurai gave me a glad eye, put the roses in my uniform pocket to my ear, waved and smiled, and disappeared into the corner of the corridor.

I stood there, and the goose bumps began to fall off, falling off and falling off.

Shit, I seem to have met another opponent in Sue ... plus that bastard Kim. ...

Uh huh! The mood is getting worse and worse! !

However, anyway! I am a genius. I can't lose to you two dead monkeys

If I must belong to you, I'd rather be a tiger-

Let you dead monkeys know who the real king is! !

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Chapter II Monkeys, Angels and White Fingers (1)

March 0, 2006117: 55 Sina reading.

Serial: angel street No.23 Author: Guo Ni Publishing House: 2 1 Century Publishing House

In my Sue's world,

All the boys are chattering and jumping to death!

This is the final conclusion! !

but

Will the sun rise in the west?

Why in my world,

Except for dead monkeys like idiots,

There will be an angel who will make me spray my nose.

And men with white fingers ...

After school, Xiaoying was picked up by a luxury car sent by her family early. After I declined the invitation of the last group of people, I was so tired that I was prone on the table. However, looking at the love letter and the registration form of the community in your hand, hum, you smelly "monkeys" who don't know why the flowers are so red have learned the girl's skills!

"Hui You, the market is bullish recently! Come on, you'll catch up with me soon! Ha ha, you go first, I have an appointment today! " Suu Kyi threw a glad eye at the side mirror with satisfaction, so she packed her schoolbag and rushed out.

This guy must have been spurned by Prince Charming and went to see the netizen 189.

I sighed. In order to please the teacher, I won a lot of activity schedules. I'd better finish it quickly! ! My dinner, 5555 ...

When I looked up from my schedule again, the sun had almost shrunk behind the mountain to spend the night. Shit! My favorite entertainment news is about to start Pack your schoolbag and go home quickly!

Alas, my wonderful high school life! Everyone else made a good start. I was trampled by that guy Kim just after school started! !

To tell the truth, I still can't believe that the idiot I met in the street yesterday turned out to be Kim, my sworn enemy and nemesis! It is strange in this world that I should lose to such a fool? ! alas ......

Depressed ... depressed ...

I walked out of school in frustration. There are not many pedestrians in angel street now. I walked quietly in the "Mingde District" of angel street.

In fact, angel street is not long, but there are two rival schools standing at the end of this street door to door. A thin yellow dividing line in the middle of the road has become the dividing line between the two schools.

In the past two years, the school has been expanding its enrollment and the number of students has soared. In addition, Mingde and Chongyang leave school almost at the same time in the afternoon, forming a spectacle of leaving school at 5: 30 every afternoon.

Mingde and Chongyang students, like a river with a sluice, walked out of the school gate together:

Mingde's students have always been self-disciplined. After school, they will automatically line up several teams to form a neat blue phalanx and walk out of the school gate. Chongyang is just the opposite. After school, there are groups of people, talking and laughing, making noise, and pouring out of the school gate like a red tide.

However, no matter how crowded, no one in the red and blue camps dared to cross the yellow border in the middle of angel street. This is an unwritten rule of the two schools. During the normal class, if you cross the border without justifiable reasons or reasons, you will be punished as a traitor!

It is rumored that a senior once secretly crossed the yellow boundary because he fell in love with Chongyang boys and handed a love letter to Chongyang Middle School. As a result, it was accidentally discovered and then excluded by the whole school. Finally, she had to drop out of school. ...

There are also rumors that an unbelieving Chongyang boy tentatively crossed the yellow line and came to school the next day with a dark face. ...

Rumors again. ...

Of course, rumors are just rumors! However, in order to establish the glorious image of the treasure of my Mingde Middle School, I must be strict with myself and never take this degenerate step! !

Hmm? I was wandering when I was stopped by an obstacle in front. There are several scarlet letters written on the yellow sign:

"Construction is under way, please go around."

Oh, my God, no way! At this time, the school actually decorated the wall and surrounded it with a safety net. It happened that the net just surrounded the yellow line. ...

This is the only way out of angel street! At the other end is a dead end on the 23rd. Do you want me to fly there? !

"……"

What a nuisance! Just as I was looking for a way out, two monkeys in Chongyang school uniforms came chirping.

Hum! What else can I say? There is absolutely no nutrition! !

"... Jin Yeyue ..."

Hmm? ! What are they talking about? ! ! My ears suddenly pricked up sensitively. Look in the direction of speech—

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The second chapter monkeys, angels and white fingers (2)

March 0, 2006117: 56 Sina reading.

Serial: angel street No.23 Author: Guo Ni Publishing House: 2 1 Century Publishing House

Huh? ! Isn't that guy with vertical hair an idiot and a third-class gold? !

Obviously, he also saw me and rushed up excitedly:

"Ah ... aren't you the girl last time? By the way, did you tell Sue what I asked you last time? "

I was wondering how to answer. I could throw this screaming monkey to K.O., but his expression suddenly became vicious.

"Ah ... Murphy, Murphy ... have you forgotten? ! Or you don't want to? ! "He looked at the construction sign in front of me and suddenly burst out laughing. "Oh, ha ha ha ha ... I told you, God will punish you! La la la! I can't get through, I can't get through! "

The dead monkey clapped his hands in front of me happily, and his thick eyebrows jumped around happily.

Pinch you to death! Pinch you to death! ! I was driven crazy by this guy several times in my heart. Hum! Is my Sue so easily defeated? ! You said you wouldn't go, and I'll show you! !

I visually measured the distance between the protective net and the yellow line, and the width of about 30 cm is enough for one foot. If all goes well, you can walk along a small width as long as you hold the guardrail outside the safety net with your hands.

I glared at the two monkeys, grabbed the guardrail outside the safety net with both hands, and moved carefully with my back tightly attached to the shed behind me like a gecko.

Although others will find it a little funny to see a beautiful girl like me walking around in such a mess, I would rather die than be a traitor between "funny" and "traitor"!

The damn "vertical hair" gold was stunned by my action, but soon, he came over with a wry smile and squatted down beside him happily:

"Ah, interesting ... get out of the way, get out of the way ... ah, your foot is on the line ... come on ..."

That guy really went too far! I don't know where to find branches. When I "accidentally" want to cross the line, I will "kindly" knock on my leg.

God, this dead monkey is addicted to playing and dares to touch my feet? ! I put up with it! !

"Come on ... oh ... hurry up ..."

I will put up with it! !

"Ah, why are you so slow ... ah, be careful, be careful ... one slip will be hated by that ..."

I must hold back! ! Almost, almost ...

Ah! Oh, no, I cocked my head and saw the protrusion in front of me, and my eyes almost popped out! I carefully maintained the balance of my body and explored the outside of my body bit by bit-

No way! God will destroy me! !

The guardrail in front is more prominent, which makes the place where one foot can be put down narrower.

Woohoo ... what should I do? !

Do you want me to go back to these two dead monkeys? ! ! Don't kill me! !

"Walking ... it's not funny ..." The dead monkey complained discontentedly when he saw me frozen in place.

Play? ! My face is probably black and blue, red and purple, purple and white, and my teeth itch with anger.

I suddenly feel like a revolutionary martyr who is ready to die heroically, sticking to a big safety net, and facing the provocation of "ferocious enemies", I would rather die than be a traitor. ...

"Don't you worry? Be careful to be scolded for being late ... "Suddenly a deep voice came.

"Ah ..." A loud cry rang out. If I hadn't rationally let my hand catch the guardrail behind me, I would have covered my ears.

"Too bad, I must be late!" Then I saw a gust of wind and dust rolling up, which made my tears come out.

"He's gone, so are you!" I just found out that the monkey who started with gold is still standing opposite me.

"Thank you! Thank you! " I snapped out these two words. Well, you want me to be a traitor! ! This monkey really thinks beautifully.

"Alas ..." I heard him sigh. "You are a strange girl."

Strange girl? Male ..... He said the same thing as an angel.

I was about to take a closer look at the monkey in front of me when I saw a pair of white hands reaching out to me. What beautiful hands! Slender fingers, symmetrical knuckles, and a thin tail ring on the little finger of the left hand.

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