Do you have any wonderful reasons for being late?

I have seen such a joke. An employee was late for work, and the boss asked angrily, "Why are you late?" He said indignantly, "Traffic jam." As a result, the boss was even more angry: "You are the only car in our village, who will block it with you!" As a result, the word "traffic jam" has become a stalk and is widely used in Tik Tok. We are all ashamed of being late. But sometimes you have to. Now I'll give you ten classic excuses to stop worrying even if you are late tomorrow.

First, the alarm clock didn't go off. People nowadays seem to be inseparable from the alarm clock and have that kind of dependence. If you are late. Let the alarm clock carry the pot for you. Second, I missed my stop. This is a good excuse for some newcomers who just started working. After all, some strangers are understandable. Third, traffic jams. This is indeed a real situation. There will be traffic jams during rush hour now. We also expressed our helplessness.

Fourth, overslept. Don't use this interface easily, unless you really work late on the first day, you will definitely be fifth in K and have diarrhea. It is inevitable for people to eat whole grains and Lazarus, and we don't want to. There's nothing we can do. It rained too hard in the morning. If it really rains, this excuse is quite useful. Seventh, my dog is missing. Of course, if you have a cat at home, you can also say that the cat is missing.

I dreamed that I was sitting in my office, thinking that I had been working. Haha, the boss may say, then go home and continue dreaming. Nine, my period is coming. Special warning: This excuse is only suitable for ladies. Men, please make a detour. Ten, my period didn't come. This excuse is awesome, but it should be used with caution. Understand the meaning by yourself, hehe.