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Skipping classes and Infernal Affairs

Narrator: This is a true story that happened in a certain college. Han Chen, the king of repetition, attracted the attention of the school because he often organized students to skip classes. Therefore, Mr. Huang, the director of discipline, set up a special action group to catch students from the skipping class tribe headed by Han Chen. In order to facilitate the struggle, Mr. Huang and Han Chen arranged an undercover beside each other, just before graduation. With the increasing number of truant students, the struggle between the two sides has also escalated rapidly. This is a contest between justice and evil ...

Starring: Mr. Huang-a senior teacher with rich experience in catching truant students

Han Chen-the leader of truant tribe with rich anti-reconnaissance experience

Liang Xiaowei-the undercover sent by Mr. Huang into the truant tribe

Liu Dahua-the undercover arranged by Mr. Huang

. B-a professional truant

A good student A-a good boy who hates truancy

Narrator: The war without smoke is about to begin

The first act

Narrator: Han Chen is going to plan a collective cut class before graduation, so he gathered his younger brothers to discuss specific action plans

A: How was the recent exam?

A: brother Liang, I really admire you like a raging river.

B: like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

Liang: where, where ... Brother Chen is here (Han walks up to the three of them)

A, B, Liang: Brother Chen is good.

Han: Good, good, comrades have worked hard < Although it has brought us great trouble in skipping classes, but there are policies in the upper class and countermeasures in the lower class, they will never expect that there will be my undercover in the student union, hahahaha ... I have decided to make some achievements this time, and I will skip the Politics class next Wednesday. Do you agree? Good, yes! I'll inform everyone to act in unison then. OK, dismissed!

(A, B, Liang Xia, Han takes out a lollipop to eat, Liu comes over)

Han: Dahua, what's up? Are you still in the habit of mixing in the student union?

Liu: I'm not used to it, but I occasionally miss the days when I skipped classes.

Han: We are going to take action next Wednesday, and we need your cooperation this time.

Liu: ok, anyway, it's not the first time.

Han: Well, yes, I thought you had the potential to be a good student at first sight, so it was a good countermeasure to send you to the student union to be undercover. Thanks to Mr. Chen's cultivation.

Han: Hey, I'm old, and those younger brothers will depend on you in the future.

Liu: Don't say that, Mr. Chen, you've only been here for eight years, and there's still a long way to go.

Han: OK, let's not talk about such sad things, well ... the lottery will be won soon this week. Is there any more?

Liu: Hey ... is five yuan enough?

Han: OK, good brothers, take care

(Han goes first, Liu turns around and walks, and Han suddenly stops)

Han: Wait! (Liu stops) Elective courses must be avoided

Liu: Compulsory courses must be avoided

(The two men smiled at each other and turned off)

The second act

Narrator: Han Chen thought that his plan was perfect, but he ignored that Mr. Huang also had his own trump card

(Huang ate lollipops in Taichung, and Liang walked over, and Huang gave Liang another one, and Liang ate candy.

Huang: Well, I can't help it. My wife confiscated my monthly salary as a teacher yesterday. If I hadn't hidden ten dollars in my socks in time, I couldn't even afford a lollipop! It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a good man!

Liang: It's even more difficult to be a man who doesn't lie and please his wife!

Huang: Well, I feel the same way. Gee, there are more and more students skipping classes now. I think Han Chen should take some actions recently. What's the situation over there, Xiao Wei?

Liang: I don't know!

Huang: Frog Shoes, what's your attitude? Now I'm the only one in the whole school who knows that you are undercover. If anything happens to me, you can't graduate.

Liang: Ya, teacher, do you know it's hard to be undercover?

Huang: ok, boy, be good. I know you are hard-working, but think about it, what you are doing now is very promising! Come on, come on, tell me when they will act.

Liang: Next Wednesday, there will be a political lesson.

Huang: Oh, it's a good opportunity. ok, I'll go back and organize the members of the student union, and I'll catch them all this time.

Liang: Hey, in order to break into the truant group, I had to follow suit, but I didn't expect to escape for five years. If this year, I will definitely let you graduate. After this, I can also travel abroad. Finally, I have a chance to visit Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan. Go back first and be careful

(The two of them turn away and walk halfway, and Liang stops)

Liang: Teacher Huang (Huang stops) must let me graduate this year ...

Huang: Stop, definitely, definitely < The seemingly calm classroom can't hide people's inner waves, and the struggle between the two sides may break out in silence at any time

(Huang attends class, Liang and Han attend class, AB sleeps, the bell rings, and AB wakes up)

Huang: Students have a rest, and we will continue to discuss next class

(Huang walks out of the classroom, is in the corner with Liu and A, and the background music starts)

Han. (Han leads three people out of the classroom and walks to the center of the stage. The others stop. Liang sends a text message to the audience, and then the four of them walk to the corner together.)

Huang: (receives the text message) Action!

(Huang leads Liu and A to the center, and the others stop. Liu takes out his mobile phone to send a text message, and then four people go to the corner. Han leads the other three people to the front of the stage and receives the text message)

Han: O, my lady gaga, there is a mole. Everybody hide quickly and run towards the toilet!

(Huang takes people from behind, meets Han and others in Taichung, and all settle down)

Huang: What to do?

Han: going to the toilet

Huang: going to the toilet? What's in your arms?

Han: toilet paper

Huang: toilet paper? Take it out and see

Han: Do I have to see it?

Huang: definitely

Han: What if I don't give it?

Huang: I can't do it if I don't give it

(the book falls, the two of them stand back, and the background music plays, resulting in a stalemate)

Narrator: Ah! There are mice! (Each of them made a fear, and all came to an end)

Act IV

Narrator: After the political lesson storm, the struggle between the two sides has gradually subsided. However, just the day before the graduation ceremony, something unexpected happened suddenly

(AB whispered and Liang walked over)

Liang: hi my body, what's the latest news?

A: wow, brother Chen had an accident, and you didn't even know

Liang: huh? What's the matter?

A: Brother Chen won 5 million in the lottery yesterday, and he was too excited and crazy.

Liang: No way!

A: really, he was picked up by a car in a mental hospital just now. He is probably very ill.

AB Liang: Oh, God bless, amen! (Cross together, under AB)

Liang: Haha, strange things happen every year, especially this year. My task has been completed, and now I can finally graduate.

Narrator: Xinhua News Agency reported that a man of Japanese nationality was attacked by armed terrorists in Afghanistan, and his life and death are still unknown. According to personal information, the man's surname is Huang, and he is a senior teacher in a university.

Liang: my ga. Teacher Huang, why do you want to see bin Laden when you have nothing to do? It doesn't matter if you die. What about my diploma? ..... Oh, by the way, there should be my file in the Student Union, which can prove my identity. Well, I'll go now.

Liu: (Walking up to the audience with a notebook) Mr. Huang is dead, and Mr. Chen is crazy. Now even Mr. Chen's truancy log has fallen into my hands. As long as the record about my peach class is destroyed, no one will know my details anymore.

Liu: (hides his notebook) I'm Liu Dahua from the Student Union. What can I do for you?

Liang: Do you have a personal file of Liang Xiaowei here?

Liu: Oh, let me look for it for you ... Oh, don't ... you are the undercover sent by Mr. Huang.

Liang: It's the next time.

Liu: Sure enough, the skeleton is amazing. It's really good material for undercover. Wait a moment, and I will definitely find it for you.

(Liu puts the notebook on the table, lowers his head to find the file, and Liang picks it up. What? He is brother Chen's undercover (running off)

Liu: I found it, huh? Anyone here? Why doesn't such an important thing just leave? Shit! My truancy log! (Phone rings) Hey! Liang Xiaowei, I found what you wanted.

Liang: I found what you wanted, too.

Liu: What do you want?

Liang: I don't want anything. I only have one request-let me graduate!

Liu: OK, you can give me that thing first, and I will definitely help you with it.

Liang: No, you can't. I'll give it to you naturally before tomorrow's graduation ceremony.

Liu: We can discuss it again.

Liang: It's not negotiable. See you on the rooftop in Building 2 of the boys' dormitory at 6: tomorrow.

Liu:. (bottom)

The fifth act

Narrator: Everything will end here on the rooftop of Building 2 of the boys' dormitory

(Liu Xian goes on stage, walks to the center, looks around, and finally faces the audience, and Liang appears from behind Liu, holding a gun against Liu-the gun is all replaced by bananas)

Liu: I've finished your business, where are the things?

Liang: You lied. You didn't hand in my file at all, but you hid it.

Liu: Hidden? Absolutely not! I just burned it

Liang: Huh? You burned it? ! (Pointing a gun at his head) Why did you do that?

Liu: No, don't be impulsive. There are other solutions to this matter. Give me my things first.

Liang: Is it the truancy log? It should be in the hands of your counselor now

Liu: What? You ... you ... you are poisonous, you are poisonous, you are poisonous

Liang: Same to you

Liu: Hey, I didn't have a choice before, but now I just want to be a good student and give me a chance

Liang: Sorry, I'm from the Student Union

Liu: Who knows

Liang: Yes.

A: (pointing a gun at Liang) Let him go

Liang: You've all been cheated. He's Han Chen's undercover

A: Why should I believe you?

Liang: You don't have to believe me

(A pushes on Liang)

Liang: Don't come here, or I'll blow his head off

(The three of them are deadlocked)

Narrator: Students, the graduation ceremony of Class 7 of Anhui University of Foreign Economics is over here. Congratulations on the successful completion of their studies. However, due to some special reasons, there are still students who will be detained for inspection this year. A eats bananas)

Narrator: (Music begins) College life is rich and colorful. We should cherish time and not let our youth leave regrets (curtain call) ...

Qi: Don't skip class! (the end of the whole play)