Ma Zhiming's bodyguard's lines.

A: Our literature in China is extremely extensive and profound.

B: Yes.

A: China's martial arts are extensive and profound.

B: Well, it used to be to defend the motherland, but now it's also to exercise.

A: Speaking of literature, I'm almost done.

Oh? No research.

A: Let's talk about practicing martial arts.

B: Worse?

A: Then I am still a practitioner.

B: Who is it?

A: Me.

Are you a practitioner?

A: Ah.

B: Practice, practice.

This brain is like a jujube pit. Where are you going to practice?

A: Why? You said I lost weight?

B: Hey, why have you lost weight? You are thin enough here.

You call me thin?

B: Ah.

A: You don't understand.

B: Huh?

A: Kung Fu doesn't mean being fat or thin.

B: Really?

A: Hey! Let it be three inches long, not three minutes thick.

Why is this happening?

A: Long tendons are useful, but thick meat is heavy.

B: Oh!

Answer: pay attention to the fact that real people are tight-lipped, but they are not real people.

B: Only you can't show your face.

It's up to you. I'm going to show my cards today.

Can you show me something? A punch?

A: No! Let me show you some qigong.

B: Qigong?

A: Ah.

I have to open my eyes to this.

A: Attention.

What is this for?

Are you afraid of my arm?

You have to give him a little hug.

I'm really scared.

Not only you, but also I.

B: What are you afraid of?

A: I'm afraid it is broken.

B: Put it down.

I'm afraid it will break my bones and stick to me.

I am practicing sword and fist.

What is a weapon?

Answer: Knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, cymbals, hooks, hairpins, whips, hammers, grapples, drills, sticks, clubs, abductors and meteors.

What are hooked, pointed, tough, barbed, with Emei needle, with chain, thrown out and pulled back?

I'm everything-

B: proficient?

A: It was too hasty.

Ah ... sloppy? What's the matter with you?

A: I am proficient in everything.

Well, you must master it.

If you don't believe me, here's the thing

18 weapon, you bring it, I'll bring it-

I practiced.

A: There are two kinds of fists and feet.

What two kinds?

A: Family boxing and foreign boxing.

B: What kind of family boxing is this?

Answer: infinity, extreme, tai chi, two instruments, four images, form, meaning and gossip.

B: What about Waijiaquan?

A: Shaolin Tan Leg, Dahong Boxing, Xiaohong Boxing, Eight Immortals Boxing, Stepping on the Ground Boxing and Monkey Boxing with Small Shelves.

I practice cat's vertical, dog's flash, rabbit's roll, eagle's turn, toad's jump and camel's vertical.

B: I've never seen such kung fu.

Answer: Internal rest, rough external muscles and bones.

B: Take a breath inside?

A: Dong Fangshuo's Wash Pit and Dharma's The Book of Changes.

B: what about rough skin?

A: What about the golden bell jar, iron blouse, cinnabar palm and cotton palm?

B: Great.

A: No practice.

B: No practice? Why say it if you don't practice it?

A: I have practiced kung fu. Here it is.

B: expenses?

A: That's right.

This is the so-called "infiltration".

B: Oh, the oil hammer goes through the top.

A: How did the oil hammer penetrate the top?

Put a stone on your head.

A pint stood a man with a big hammer, "ah! Open! " This time, the stone powder was smashed to pieces.

Boss, it's still there.

A: What's its name? Practice kung fu? That's called playing.

B: Playing? Is it that funny? A: I don't practice that.

What do you practice?

A: I am practicing the "through train".

B: Fire ... How does this train get through the top?

Hit the train with my head.

B: Oh, I have to hit my head at the station! People will say drive, so please get out of the way

A: Inside the station? No, it's open!

B: Open?

A: Ah.

Extended data:

The big bodyguard to catch up:

Ma Zhiming 1

Ma Zhiming, born in July 1945 (Lunar New Year), is a crosstalk performer and a national first-class actor.

Ma, the eldest son of a crosstalk master.

The audience who love him all respectfully call him "Master Ma".

1945 was born in Tianjin on July 4th. Influenced by his family, he loved crosstalk and opera since childhood.

1957 was admitted to Tianjin Theatre School to study martial arts.

1962 transferred to Tianjin Quyi Troupe and began to talk cross talk.

Persecuted during the "Cultural Revolution", he was sent to the countryside and accumulated a deep foundation of crosstalk.

In 1980s, Mr Hou, the master of crosstalk, accepted his younger brother and worshipped his late crosstalk predecessors as his teacher.

Ma Zhiming is honest and frank, low-key, and does not cheat. He has a profound foundation of traditional art and won the essence of "horse cross talk", forming an artistic style of tepid, unhurried, unhurried and salty.

After listening to his cross talk, the audience will have an endless aftertaste, which forms the unique charm of Mahalanobis.

Works can stop children from crying and make patients smile.

He is a literate scholar with both civil and military skills, and is the most outstanding representative in the history of Wu State.

His representative works include Guards, Geographical Map, On Boxing, Registration, Article Meeting, Opening a porridge factory, Selling Tickets, Disputes, Five Flavors, Wearing a Yellow Robe and so on.

Mr. Ma Zhiming is one of the highest-ranking actors in the field of phonology, belonging to the treasure generation.

May 20 18 was named as the representative inheritor of the fifth batch of national intangible cultural heritage representative projects.

2. Huang Zumin

Huang Zumin, male, 1950, born in Tianjin, is a crosstalk performer.

Known as "Dahuang", he studied under Ma Zhiming.

Originally a cadre engaged in propaganda work in the Second Factory of Tianjin Central Pharmaceutical Factory, he was a crosstalk enthusiast himself. 1987, Ma Zhiming and Xie Tianshun parted ways (ended their cooperative relationship), and Huang Zumin began to perform cross talk after Ma Zhiming. Under the careful guidance of Ma Zhiming, he officially became the host of Ma Zhiming from 1988.