Ancient officialdom jokes

1. It is not enough to know books, but also to learn how to give gifts.

2. Every day is like a year: it refers to the days of some powerful civil servants, and every day is like a year.

3. a drop in the bucket: the big bosses of state-owned enterprises can have a cup of tea in the office every day and get paid to buy a car at the end of the month.

4. contentment is always a pleasure: I feel very happy knowing that someone has asked me to wash my feet.

5. Change your mind: When you see a beautiful opposite sex, you want to move to her/him and stay there.

6. Be earnest: if others talk too much, they still have to hold grudges for a long time.

7. Opportunity: Go out for an inspection. There is a plane to sit on, and you don't have to walk.

8. Learning without skills: Don't waste time learning things that are not practical and can't be popularized.

9. Husband and woman sing together: the husband goes out to sing and the wife follows.

10. Independence: How wonderful it is to turn your wife and children into American citizens, turn foreign RMB into dollars and pounds, and be an official in China by yourself!

1 1. Hand in hand: As soon as the bulldozer is handed over, the house of the relocated household will be released.

12: Self-denial: Giving gifts for the first time has no effect, so you should restrain your anger and give them again.

13: The more the better: The more officials in the government, the better.

14: everything turns into steel: if you drink too much wine, your stomach will turn into a flame. After a while, your stomach will be tempered into steel.

15. Centennial Tree People: One generation of officials, two generations of officials, and three generations of officials. A hundred years later, a family will have a senior official and a person will be established.

16. One by one: Xiao San just left and Xiao San followed.

17. If you don't see Sanqiu for a day, you will change to a new one and disappear. If we meet again in three years, we will go crazy.

18. Romance: The words heard at the meeting are like the wind, the ladies attending the meeting are like flowers, the women attending the meeting are covered with thick beauty products like snow, and the gloomy lights in the bar are like the moon after the meeting.

19. Dong Diao: Sing with the young lady in an oriental style, and tell his wife that he went to a western restaurant to accompany guests.

20.*** Struggle together: Try to find a mistress like others.

Is this all right?