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Dig up a bomb joke
These things actually happened a long time ago, in a small village in Sichuan Province, the government asked the village to dig a canal, but because of the complex terrain, many residents dug it manually. When they were halfway through the excavation, they suddenly heard a loud commotion from somewhere. People went to see if there was something wrong with the machine, but they didn't expect to dig out a big box from the soil, which looked like a bomb on the surface. Because Sichuan was bombed by Japanese bombers, it is not impossible to dig out the bomb now, so some people in the crowd suggested that it is most appropriate to call the police and let the police handle it. After the police arrived, the riot squad put on thick protective clothing and found that it was not a bomb at all. The experienced police directly informed the cultural relics experts, who were very happy when they arrived, because there were some well-preserved cultural relics inside.
A village in Sichuan dug up a bomb, so it is a treasure, because it is full of well-preserved porcelain.
Cultural relics experts were very happy when they arrived, because this place was dug from Sichuan, and it was full of Longquan porcelain kiln in Song Dynasty. Although the things dug up by the villagers are a bit like bombs, the things inside are really precious and have a long history. Although the surface of the box has been badly corroded, the contents are well preserved. These porcelains are priceless. Every piece of porcelain is very precious. Cultural relics experts said that they were more happy to see a box full of porcelain than to win 5 million. This may be the psychology of a competent cultural relic expert. For them, cultural relics are not an object, they are related to the history of the country, and a lot of detailed information can be excavated from these cultural relics.
A bomb was dug up in a village in Sichuan, which was full of cultural relics and porcelain, and now it has been placed in the National Museum.
Although he can't speak, experts can extract a lot of useful information from cultural relics. Even lying in the museum, they have been telling people silent stories. They not only show the wisdom of the ancients, but also show the creative spirit of our Chinese nation Wu and the will of ancient craftsmen to struggle.
China's cultural relics are very precious. If you also find cultural relics, give them to the country as much as possible, so as to solve one mystery after another in ancient times.
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