Sit on a mountain and carve jokes.

Arabic numerals separated by 8 characters-zero to zero

Drink water according to the cow's head-reluctantly

Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)

Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

A Dou's Jiangshan-Free Delivery

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

An Shi Rebellion-The other way around.

Shorty fart-humble.

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

The dwarf walked up the stairs step by step.

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

Dig seeds by gourd-dig one less.

A dog with a stick-depressed.

Head into the fire resistance-hold your breath.

B

Pat shoes-useless; cannot get through

A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken.

Banana blossoms-one heart; Closely linked

Put your face in your crotch.-gross.

Banana leaves build a bird's nest-it won't be long.

Farewell my concubine-why not; have no choice but to

Bala's eyes hurt-too bad.

Beauty of white-human face and ghost heart

The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor

Talking nonsense-bad words confuse people.

Eight old fists-three orders and five applications (extension)

Ash trees bear osmanthus flowers-the roots are not straight

Eight crooked necks are sitting at a table-no one is looking at anyone.

A fox with a sharp white tail-an old fox.

The 80-year-old man blew the lamp-he couldn't breathe; breather

White snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers; Show one's ability

Looking forward to the moon during the day-forget it; Don't think; Never expect it

Eight wise kings enter the palace-hard to please.

Department stores sell suits, set by set.

The moon is the same on August 15th every year. Serious

A hundred pounds of burden can be carried on your shoulders, but one or two pens can't carry it-a lout.

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th is different.

Millions of Heroes Down the South of the Yangtze River-Enlightening the People

Pull the grass to attract the snake-ask for it; Created for oneself

Move the bodhisattva to take a bath-the more you wash, the worse; In vain; An empty mind

Spotted bonito fights-showing off their affair

Zebra's head-in perfect order.

Pick up the horn halfway-it's blowing.

Half a catty equals eight taels-equal; Same as each other;

Riding in the air-walking in the clouds;

Guanyin-an honest (stone) man with half a hoof on the cliff.

Dreaming of marrying the bride in the middle of the night-thinking about beautiful things; Want to be beautiful

Dress up as a pig and eat a tiger-no matter how clever a person is, he is stupid.

C

Scarecrow put out the fire on his upper body-fire.

Go to the bathroom and look in the mirror-it stinks.

Money lovers go through the back door to settle accounts (metaphor is always calculating)

It's hard for a teapot to talk with its mouth-enthusiasm is in it.

The God of Wealth wears their rice bowls-money and power.

Unpopular people in the teahouse-mention which pot doesn't take Bill.

The overlord of Chu committed suicide in Wujiang River-ashamed to return to Jiangdong

Chang 'e dances-keep my hands clean.

Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to discard them.

The giraffe entered the herd of deer above its head.

Cao Cao defeated Walker Road-as expected.

Bricks on the Great Wall-I don't know how much wind and rain have passed.

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

Long loofah as a pole-I don't know if it's soft or hard.

Singers wear dragon robes-they can't be emperors.

Opera beard.-fake

Rainbow and white clouds talk about love-it blows away.

Pull the tiger's tail and shout for help-death

Onions don't bloom-what garlic is there?

Pull your pants and mend them-endless holes

Step on your shoulder and shit on your head-bully others severely

Empress Chenghuang is happy-pregnant with a ghost.

The mouth of a fly and the nose of a dog-how clever!

The Chenghuang Temple is on fire-the children's mouths are smoking.

Flies sting Bodhisattva-mistook one for another.

Appear on the rostrum-high profile

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-Different Tempers

Eat right, thank next door-wrong.

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-Going the Right Way

Eat fish without spitting bones-with thorns.

D

The broken shuttle-drilled a loophole in vain

Hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat-pretend to be rich

A hoe with a broken handle was installed-it has a handle.

Break your head and call it a fan.-Throwing caution to the wind

A horse thief wears a cassock-framing others.

Kill the mouse and feed the cat-annoying one, good one

Hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

Stone lions on Damon-in pairs

A lighted candle won't last long.

Big cocks eat rice-countless.

The double sound of ignition-I jumped eight feet in anger.

Elephants drink water-they are very generous.

Set up a stage to sell tofu-it's no big deal.

The Great Sage eats nothing-it changes so fast.

Set up a stage to sell crabs-there are not many goods, and the posture is not big.

Pedestrians come and go in the street.

The chicken baffle is used as a pot cover-air cooling and heat heating.

The younger brother of the prodigal son-the prodigal son

Look in the mirror and scare yourself.

Wild geese came in droves.

A ball full of air-leaping high

It's not the right time to wear a fur coat on a hot day.

Play lanterns, visit relatives and come tomorrow.

A dog with a stick-depressed.

Knocking gongs to sell sugar-each goes his own way

Bird catching posture: turn a blind eye, turn a blind eye.

On the first day of the cart, the poor get together.

Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.

The big girl's swollen face is ugly

put all one's cards on the table

Shrimp roll legs and bow waist fried chicken feet

Hit the sea in the eye.-look up.

Big girl, look at the dowry-a man with a day.

Inflatable balloons-they will explode sooner or later.

A big girl marries a eunuch-enjoying happiness and pain.

A drop of water in the sea-not much with you, not much without you.

Wearing a mask into the coffin-shameless

The water rushed to the Longwang Temple-the family didn't know anyone.

Kissing with a mask-it's not sentimental.

Look at the Gregorian calendar on New Year's Eve-there are no days.

E

Goose eggs and stones fall into the canopy of thorns-nothing to attach to.

Put cotton in your ear-put a sample (sheep)

My son didn't adopt his mother-it was meaningless harm.

The hungry wolf ran into the sheepfold, but there was nothing.

Idle people play drums-play everywhere

Hungry pigs occupy a wooden trough-never let go.

Two-foot flamethrower-only one idea.

Dreaming on an empty stomach-daydreaming

Don't be the masters-there's no good idea.

Kick two feet-two thoughts (sound)

Two cotton-can't play (talk)

The goose craned its neck-waiting for the knife.

A goose is looking for food in the water, and its tail reaches into the sky.

Ducks are not allowed to interrupt in the goose basin-there are no attachments.

Evil spirits see Zhong Xu-have to be honest.

The wicked wear fur hats-pretend to be eagles.

The wicked wear fur hats-pretend to be eagles.

The wicked come to the door-send blessings.

The evil wolf begets the thief fox-not the good kind.

Wolves and mad dogs walk together-they have the same temper.

The hungry tiger entered the house-up to no good.

The wolf smiled at the sheep with no intention.

200 plus 50-250

Hungry wolves rob brittle bones every day-what courage!

Tang Yin of Erlang God-Unique Eyes

Donkey hair in your ears-it doesn't make sense.

The Long March of 25,000 Li-A Long Way to Go

Put a shoulder pole on the corner of your forehead-pick your head.

Put peony on your forehead-endure the pain and look good.

Goose eggs and stones fall into the canopy of thorns-nothing to attach to.

G

There are poisonous snakes in the corner-there is no outcrop.

Olive butt-unstable; Can't sit still

Mouse under his arm-pretending to be a hunter

Rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

Ga boy bought roast chicken-it has a big nest of neck.

Rolling pins come in different lengths-each size has its own purpose.

Build a house and invite a Cooper-the wrong person.

The diamond head of the rolling pin-don't move

I made nine quilts and had a beautiful dream-I can't figure it out.

Dozing off at work-in a daze

Hay lamp-nine times out of ten

When you just set sail, you will encounter headwinds-you will have a bad start.

Much thunder and little rain-bluffing

Fresh-baked pure steel-bending is better than bending

Dry crops-early maturity.

The sun has just come out of the mountains-its face is red.

The fish in the dry river ditch-can't run away

Freshly baked shrimp-alive and kicking

Planting peony in dry river beach-not for long

A Newly Unearthed Coptis chinensis —— Kuxinwei

Boil soup with dried radish tassels-boring; dull

Just caught carp and jumped into the dragon gate.

Cane jointing-it doesn't work at all.

A bird flies high and meets an eagle-it's bad luck.

Planting melons in sugarcane forest-sweet from head to toe

Advanced alloy steel-too hard; That's tough enough

Sugarcane skin woven mat-sweet (dense)

Pepper is planted on the top of the mountain-red to the top.

Catch a blind date-kill two birds with one stone

A lump cake for my daughter-sincerity

Drive into a dead end-it won't work; cannot get through

Cut your nose and change your face-shameless

Drive a chicken to the lower reaches of the river and force it to death.

Make eyes at each other across the Yellow River-nobody appreciates it; ungrateful

Riding a donkey-just to be happy in front of you

Spring Festival couplets every other year-useless; Useless; It's useless.

Drive the dragon king into the sea-if only.

Next year's insect level

I'm calling my aunt to the heavenly queen-I want to be a fairy.

Shoot birds over the mountains-whoever sees it is involved.

H

Monkeys wear cool hats-I don't know what kind.

Weasel's temper-stealing chickens and eggs

Monkey's ass-red

Grinding cattle-slow work makes fine work

Monkey Fan-Imitating Human Beings

Sugar pear on the tree of Coptis chinensis-sweet fruit comes from bitter root.

The fox digs into the jar-hides his head and shows his tail.

Coptis chinensis planted bitter gourd-bitterness begets bitterness.

The fox eats the hedgehog-he can't eat it.

Boiled bean curd-father and son know each other

All the grapes that foxes can't eat are sour.

Emperor mending leather shoes-it's hard to meet (sew)

Selling medicine in the gourd-I don't know the details.

Learn from monkeys-pretend

The gourd is full of water-for the mouth.

Sore throat-can't say a good word

The gourd fell into the well-it couldn't reach the sky.

The matchmaker who can't get off the stage is beaten-a good thing.

Gourd bee's nest-many minds

Red flower girl as matchmaker-it's hard to protect yourself

Carrots are soju-a simple picture.

The Osprey in Hongze Lake-Lao Deng

Carrot Carving Children-Red Man

Tortoise in the oven-shriveled (turtle)

Hu Butcher's son-in-law-Offending Jin ()

Bamboo on the horizontal bar-forbidden to enter the city

Lynx wears clothes-like a human being.

Hum hum hum hum.

Bastard of the moat-mixed year number

The real name of the black whirlwind-untenable (Li Kui jy

The band in front of the sedan chair-bragging

The blind man got into the sedan chair-who will carry you?

There is no actual surname on Guo Hua Mountain-a litter of grandchildren.

Black blind people eat pomegranate-the idea of a bear with a full stomach

Flower bone touched the butcher knife-heartbreak

Blind people play with doors-people and bears are stupid.

Planting trees in vases-amazing.

Black Li met the brave Zhang Fei here-he collapsed as soon as he met him.

Granite oil pan-solid (fried stone)

The crow laid a white egg-consider it white.

Brush strokes-vivid and colorful

Raising chickens and ducks under the flower stand-disappointing

Food and wine on the screen-it makes people hungry.

Painters don't bow to God-who knows where you are from?

The weasel sees the chicken-its eyes are greedy.

Food rations for pregnant women-one for two people

Drink rice soup with a spoon in your mouth-shameless (indecent)

Stop it-don't say anything about anyone.

Weasels rest-a nest is better than a nest.

The weasel twitched all over.

J

After the centipede was frightened, it became more and more fierce.

The frightened bird-flew away

Step on the stick under your feet-you can't stand still.

Step on watermelon skin, grab a handful of mud in your hand-slide two wet wipes.

Two-legged-half-hearted.

Step on your nose-your face

Water that burst its banks-on the rampage

Machine guns aim at cannons-straight men against straight men

Scraping oil on chicken intestines and tongue-not much.

Fireworks on your shoulders-disaster (fire) is just around the corner.

Teaching Bodhisattva to read-in vain

Fireworks on your shoulders-disaster (fire) is just around the corner.

Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy

Walking in Beijing Opera-Walk slowly

Stir the cucumber in a small glass-it won't work.

Kiss in the mirror-others don't kiss themselves.

The drunkard fell into the wine pool-it was a pleasure.

Look at the sky with a pout-blind as a bat

Alcoholics drink soda-not enough.

Slag that has been fried three times-it should be poured in the drought.

Cherish the debt, buy food-a hole in the hole

When curing in a sauce jar-a piece of meat (cured)

Boast about a mouse.

Put a turtle-relative (salty circle) in the sauce jar

Building blocks build a wall-push it and it will fall down.

Eating pork fritters-I'm tired of it.

People with skin on all limbs keep warm-they are all soft.

Selling flutes on the street-blow your own horn

Tight pants for a few months-hard times.

Playing tricks in the street-talking too much

Girls Marry-False (Jia) Affairs (Jia)

Dogs in the street-whoever has food will go with him.

Jia Baoyu Becoming a Monk —— Through Dust

Mosquito dragons trapped on the beach-completely unbelievable

Jia Baoyu's psychic jade-the lifeblood

Scratches on the faucet-slipping is not fatal.

Jia Baoyu's Reading the West Chamber —— There is a play in the play

Jiang Gan stole books-he was taken in.

The lion in front of Jiafu-Heart of Death (Stone)

Race with a horse's tail

If you close your account, you have to change your family-you can't see it clearly, but you can't bear to lose it.

Rowing in the Foot Bath-Expert (Navigation

Eggplant grows on the spine-it gives birth to an external heart.

Step on the stick under your feet-your position is unstable.

A wily rabbit hits an eagle-taking merit as a precaution

Deformed people make clothes-make another set

K

Hollow arhat-no stomach

Enter the yamen empty-handed-you will lose.

Catch white fish empty-handed-difficult to catch (catch)

Run into the Chinese medicine shop empty-handed-no prescription.

This bag is empty-it can't stand up.

An empty stomach fills the gap-it is difficult to support the market

Sunflower seeds mixed with salt water-condolences (fishing for salt)

Chopsticks top tofu-trees can't stand (vertically)

Choose melons in the basket-the more you choose, the worse.

Eat melon seeds and shrimp-meet good people (benevolence)

A bug in eating melon seeds is to fill people (benevolence)

Chopsticks bridge-the road is not wide

Chopsticks top tofu-trees can't stand (vertically)

Pull the flagpole out of the chopsticks-it's not high.

Pay attention to the confession after knocking on the head.

Bitter bamboo shoots grow from the roots-bitter from generation to generation

Chinese cabbage-a heart

Rainstorm during flowering-bad results

Starting lineup-the role has not been completed yet

Set out from the start to block the river car-wait.

Open the coffin for autopsy-follow it to the end

Chatting sarcastically with an electric fan

The river with the floodgates open-a thousand miles away.

Go to the opera with the radio on-you can't hear anyone.

Drive the rabbit away with a tractor-you can't make it strong.

Wash your face with boiling water-it's hard to start.

Boiled beans-a little arrogant

Sprinkle boiling water on the mouse-I'll skin you even if I die.

Boiled white jade-no discoloration

Soap in boiling water-all handmade.

I asked for leave not to go to the meeting-I don't have to rest (sit)

Bao Gong, who opened the divination building-impartial

Send a pillow for a nap-it's time.

Politeness meets honesty-false feelings become real feelings

Chatting with a fishbone-a thorn in the tongue

Eat walnuts with melon seeds-you can't (ren)

The chopped green onion (flower) in the boiling water bowl is (somewhat) unreal.

We're halfway through the meeting-I know I'm late.

The arrow that opens the bow-never look back

You can't cut down a big tree-you can't find much firewood.

Cut down the willow tree-unwilling to die (dry)

Cut down trees to catch birds-idiot

Cut down trees and eat oranges-regardless of roots

Bricks for building walls-from the back

The gunpowder in the casserole-there is no room for semi-ignition

Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)

Pickle mixed with tofu-there is no need to use Kyrgyzstan (salt)

It is difficult to feed white snails in pickle jars.

Salted fish fall into the pond-I don't know if I am alive or dead.

Bacon with soy sauce-it's not necessary.

Look at people and carry the burden-don't know how to work hard

See grandpa called grandpa-not smart enough.

Seeing a nun calling her sister-in-law-recognizing relatives indiscriminately

See the monk call uncle-want to know relatives.

The fairy who guards the door-can't manage the things in the temple

Watch your fist-keep one hand.

Look at the sheep and dogs-one is fiercer than the other.

Look at clothes and behavior-dogs look at people

Look at the sky and talk-I want to know how high my eyes are.

Choose a wife in the theater-a satisfied wife.

L

The prodigal son returns-gold will not be exchanged

Hammer to hammer-cruel to cruel (metaphor for fierce encounter)

Rotten soil goes down to the kiln-nothing can be burned (figuratively speaking, it can't be done)

The old man bites the clam shell-it's hard to get away.

Braised duck salad-the meat is rotten and the mouth is not rotten.

The bones in the old tomb-an empty shelf

Wolves cherish baby pigs-there is no return (figuratively speaking, no return)

Old snowballing usury-you can't turn over.

The wolf ate the wolf-suddenly, unexpectedly. )

The old sow climbed the stairs-very high.

Fill in the blanks-hang an empty name

The old sow went up the hill-climbed up tightly

Bad plaster sticks good meat-asking for trouble.

The mouse bites the ass-definitely (bite)

A rotten fish was gutted. )

The old lady tied the soles of her shoes-1000 truths (needles) and 10,000 truths (needles)

Clay Bodhisattva-all by gold paste

Old ladies celebrate the New Year-things get worse every year.

Piling in the mud-it's getting worse.

The old lady gnawed at the chicken tendon-it was hard to chew and swallow.

The dragon king on the rotten bridge is not a good thing.

Old man, read the notice-a great truth.

Clay idol washes his face-it can't be cleaned.

Eagles eat chicken feathers-it's a matter of filling their stomachs.

Gambling in prison-repeated mistakes.

Born of tigers and pigs-evil and stupid.

Sailing in the waves-high and low.

Tiger's son-although he (it) is small.

Playing broadsword under the bright moon ... Hu chop

Tiger skin, rabbit gall-bully is always coward.

A lazy cook cooks a meal-I don't want to argue with you.

Mouse meets cat-dare not think (loudly)

A lazy woman's foot-binding is ... long and smelly.

The mouse climbed up the censer-it touched a rebuff.

A lazy donkey grinds a lot of shit.

Rat tube warehouse-the more tubes, the brighter.

Lenny got out of the kiln-nothing could burn.

The mouse stole the weight-upside down (stealing iron)

Toads wear dahongpao-they can only look from a distance, but not from a close distance.

The mouse sleeps in the cat's nest ... as long as it brings a bite of meat.

Toad blows and blows-what a big breath.

The mouse picks up the excrement basin-helping the dog.

Leper's head-it's hard to lift (shave)

Lao tze concubines-.

The salted duck is cooked in the pot-it's rotten and its head is still hard.

I was implicated in prison.

Fan is in the twelfth lunar month-so angry.

I steal pigs and cows ... one is fiercer than the other.

Candle's temper-if it doesn't shine, it won't shine.

The old cow slowly pulled the broken car.

There is no oil-hollow core (core) on the wax table.

An old cow drills a dog's hole-it's hard to get through.

Fried tofu with Chili peppers-spicy on the outside and tender on the inside

The old buffalo pulls a carriage-it can't be set.

Take laxatives to treat diarrhea-the more you eat, the worse you feel.

The old monkey climbed the flagpole-it's no use.

Walk hand in hand-you can, so can I.

The old fat pig went to the slaughterhouse-stabbed goods.

Broken shoes in the garbage-things that nobody wants.

Old Harry went to the golden palace to plead for the people.

M

Wheat straw-straw bag in sack

The bag is made of robes-not this material.

Bridging with hemp stalks-sad; irresponsibility

Hemp pole for leg surgery-difficult to support.

Miss ma wears vanishing cream-vague view.

Hemp stalks reach the door-can't stand scrutiny; Difficult to support

Mapo looks in the mirror-asking for ugliness.

Sparrows move-chirp

Sparrow's belly-narrow-minded; narrow-minded

The sparrow landed in Dongting Lake-it doesn't matter.

Snakes bite trees-there is no turning back.

Hemp rope weaving-random contact; Indiscriminate involvement

Hemp rope goes through the needle-it won't go in.

Twisting-working together

Fried tofu with sesame oil-at all costs

Asako knocks at the door-it's home.

Pockmarked skydiving-hype

Whip the bull-forget your roots

Flies by the manger-making a living

The carriage crossed the swamp-it was a dead end.

Unknown address on the road-no match.

Road news-rumors

Camels in the flock-protruding

The horse spoon knocks like a gong and is as poor as a bell.

Donkeys are not allowed to interrupt the manger-all by themselves.

Pour perfume into the toilet-it doesn't matter whether it smells good or bad; It smells bad.

Arrange flowers on the toilet-just to look good on the surface.

Horsetail wears radish-coarse and fine.

Master Ma-Never mind the donkey

Dockers carry sacks-it's hard to turn back; It's hard to turn back

Eggs with ponytails-Difficult

The long hair of leeches-an anecdote in the world; There are many strange things.

Adding zero before the code doesn't count.

People who die of thirst without water have nothing to do with me.

Leeches are on the oxtail-you can't throw them away; Unable to get rid of

Shepherds don't shave-they have to kiss if they want to slip (stay).

Ants look for food-in small groups.

Sparrows eat mulberries-they can't wait to get old.

Grasshoppers and locusts-a suitable partner

Mapo Dressing-Beauty is limited.

Sprinkle peas in the wheat field.-asshole

Bridge hemp pole-it's hard to fall off and get out of the way

Leek in the wheat field-color is hard to distinguish

Liu Ma Shu Jie ban-not serious material.

Wheat Straw Burning Fire-Will it grow strong or not?

A horse's face is uglier than a sow's head-one is uglier than the other.

The wheat awn went into the eye-it stung and hurt.

Buy back the color TV and bring back the invoice-well-founded.

Buy a car without mules-the second half

Puppet tears-false feelings

I bought eye drops and went to the lime shop-the wrong door.

Carpenter shop saw-you come and I'll go

Buy a hat as a shoe-something's wrong.

Woodhead scratched his head and crossed the river.

Pockmarked daughter-in-law visits the upper lip-just as ugly

Sparrows fighting cocks-the smaller the more fierce.

Pockmarked girl fell into the well-it's a big lie.

Sparrows Marry Women-Blow and Beat

The coffin seller is seriously ill-secretly likes it.

The coffin seller gritted his teeth-hate people not to die.