Humorous joke: Go to a pet shop to cut your dog’s hair and ask the boss how much it costs.

Humorous joke: I went to a pet shop to cut my dog’s hair and asked the boss how much it cost

I went to a pet shop to cut my dog’s hair and asked the boss how much it cost. The boss said: 100 yuan.

“Damn it, it only cost me 20 to get a haircut. It’s too expensive for you.”

Boss: Do you dare it to eat shit?

......

"What if I dare?"

Boss: Then I'll cut it for you and charge 100.

Holy shit! ! ! !