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A joke about smog, a joke about smog.

1, a couple quarreled. They agreed that one should go to the left and the other to the right. If they can see each other after a hundred steps, they will make up. They each took a step and didn't flinch. As a result, they broke up because of the smog.

The fog in recent days has seriously affected people's life and study.

The driver said, "fog" forces you to be careful, the visibility is too low.

Parents said: "Fog" child, the school where my child goes to school is closed for one day.

The Tang Priest said, "Fog" is empty, and my great disciple can walk on clouds.

The passenger said that "fog" happened and my plane was grounded.

Aunt Liu went out to buy food early in the morning and fainted as soon as she got downstairs.

There is fog around. She complains about the bad weather and is hesitating to go. Suddenly, she heard a knock at the door, and Li Man, a blind man next door, came out in the thick fog.

Li: It's Aunt Liu, isn't it? Are you going to buy food?

Aunt Liu: I can't see clearly on a foggy day, so I'm hesitating.

Blind Li: Don't hesitate. Come with me. I am familiar with this road.

Aunt Liu was so happy that she rushed upstairs and shouted, Who else wants to buy food? Blind Li leads the way!

If you walk the dog, you can't see the dog. If you see the rope, you can't see your hands. The dog told me to leave.