Who can help me write a funny play about Water Margin!

On this day, Sung River was chatting with Sun Erniang on BBS when suddenly there was a beep, "Your friend Li Kui got on the station. Reply, ok. "

"It's really annoying." Song Jiang said hello to Li Kui jy.

After a while, there was another beep. "Your friend Li Kui got on the bus ..."

Sung river and hastily cope with a few words. But unexpectedly, jy let out a cry and pouted, and "damn it" Song Jiang scolded him.

"Don't fart, who do you think you are!" Li Kui jy accosted.

"Iron cow, I'm Song Jiang."

"ah? You AE, why is your name Britney Spears? "

"Oh, iron cow, what are you doing? Why do you always go to the station? "

"Oh, my old 386 crashed."

"Don't go, PII will go to Wu Yong's podium tomorrow." Song Jiang thought: Someone must have told him to play tricks.

"Thank you, brother Gong Ming."

(Li Kui jy bedroom. )

"Brother Li, this method is really clever," Li Kui jy said to Yan Qing.

"What is this? That's how I got mine. "

"Brother li, thank you very much. How about copying the machine for me tomorrow? "

"No, I want to chat with Li Meimei online tomorrow. Let Lin Chong cuff you. He doesn't like surfing the Internet anyway. "

"He can't. He is practicing the Red Police every day, ready to retaliate against Huarong Road. "

"Then go to Wang Ying and find some life films of Dai Zong. He will definitely help you take the exam."

"Well, just ask Wang Ying."

"Then I'll go first."

"No," Li Kui jy hummed a ditty, holding the machine to find Wu Yong.

(sung river bedroom)

Sung river is chatting with Sun Erniang at this time. The bed is a mess, and the ground is full of smoke and fart. He was wearing only shorts, with a cigarette in his mouth and tapping on the keyboard.

(Sun Erniang Ke Ting)

"Song Wu is going to play cards. What are you doing?"

"twenty thousand"

"ok!" Zhang Qing grabbed Song Wu's business card and walked over to open it.

"Shit, the flowers are blooming on the bar."

"ok!" Zhang Qing grabbed Song Wu's business card and walked over to open it.

"Shit, the flowers are blooming on the bar."

"What bad luck," Chai Jin muttered. Give Zhang Qing a few taels of silver and start shuffling.

"Director sun, Song Zhai mainly accompany him to see the sunrise tomorrow morning. What should I say? " Next to an Internet veteran asked Sun Erniang.

"Mud is the root of his nonsense, which makes him very angry. Just say that I have to take care of the hotel and I can't go. "

"Honey, didn't you say you wanted to see him?" Zhang Qing asked.

Glared at Sun Erniang, then at Chai Jin. Seeing the clue, he got up and said, "Since you two have family matters to discuss, Chai Jin won't bother you. I have to go now. "

"Director of wood to go. Wow, let's run two more laps, "said Song Wu.

"No, it's been all night," thought Chai Jin. You three haven't won enough.

"Then we are not far away."

Chai Jin waddled out, only to see Zhang Qing winking at Song Wu, knowing what he said funny.

Song Wu understood what he meant and secretly hid the broom behind the door. Then Ernian turned her head and shouted, "Zhang Qing, come here."

(sung river bedroom)

"You AE, you AE ..."

Sung river quickly put on his pajamas and walked quickly to the hall. "What's the matter?"

"Brother Sung Jiang, the imperial court gave us some girls from the cottage to solve the problem of older youth." Mr. Dai said.

"Yes, it's a good thing." Another idea is that it is difficult. How to divide it among so many people?

"Chief Dai, you go to rest first and have a meeting in Zhongyitang tomorrow."

(After lunch)

Song Jiang is writing a speech for tomorrow's meeting, which has been changed.

Wu Yong recently left when the curtain opened. "YouGe, I heard that director dai came back. Is there any news? "

Song Jiang thought: Old fox, know perfectly well past ask, I see what you are thinking.

"Ah, it's a strategist. You're just in time. I am looking for you. "

Wu Yong sat there, and Song Jiang told him about the girl beside him to see what he thought.

"It is difficult to deal with. Last time I commented on the activists who supported Zhao 'an, there was a big fight. I'm afraid it won't be as bad as last time. Is it difficult? "