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How to write an essay on air conditioners and fans
A few days ago, the owner bought a Midea air conditioner in the mall. The electric fan that they used to love has been left out. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. The owner keeps it on 24 hours a day as if he is baking pancakes. With the air conditioner on, the room is as cool as autumn!
Air conditioners think they are too great, so they look down on electric fans. One day, the air conditioner proudly said to his younger brother, the electric fan: "Oh! Brother, look at you, you are being left out! Do you want to know why? It's because you are ugly and the wind does not keep you cool. Look at me , How cool and refreshing! I am a high-tech product! As soon as the owner opened it, a burst of refreshing cold air rushed to my face, which was so refreshing!" The electric fan got angry when he saw the air conditioner being carried away. They all came up: "Don't forget, you are a big customer who consumes electricity. Oh! Not only that, but it will also cause people to suffer from air-conditioning syndrome and bring misfortune to the owner!" "Humph! Aren't you jealous? Just say Hahahaha! Indifferent things are just jealous!”
The electric fan is indeed a big consumer of electricity. The weather is too hot, so there is no way to turn on the air conditioner upstairs and downstairs. , using a lot of electricity, the switch suddenly jumped, the lights went dark, and the TV couldn't be seen! Be careful, everyone, don’t turn on the air conditioner often!
The owner found that he was a little uncomfortable and ran to the hospital. The doctor told him, "You have air-conditioning syndrome. Turn on the air conditioner less.
Later, the neglected electric fan was restored and the owner gave it to him. Its favor! The air conditioner has become cold, and as the days go by, the air conditioner is covered with layers of dust.
Now, who knows the shortcomings of the fan? The fairy tale of the air conditioner
In the summer, an air conditioner hung on the wall, very conspicuous, and in the corner next to the TV below it, there was a fan lying on it, covered with a layer of dust.
The owner was lying on the bed, the air conditioner was on, and the air conditioner was blowing out from the air conditioner.
The air conditioner was working nervously, and he accidentally glanced at the fan in the corner. .
It immediately became interested and shouted: "Fan, Fan, how about let's talk?" "Fanzi hesitated for a moment, raised his body that hadn't moved for a long time, and said, "Okay.
So what do we talk about? The air-conditioner's eyes were ticking in circles, and he asked in a weird voice: "Fan Zi, why have you been lying here for so long without being touched by the owner?" "The fan knew from the provocative tone of the air conditioner that it was knowingly asking questions to satirize itself, but the fan still replied politely: "Because the master likes you more. You are very convenient to operate and save effort. I have to let the master shake it. .
But I am also very useful sometimes! "When the air conditioner heard the first few sentences, he was very happy, but when he heard the last sentence, he couldn't help curling his lips and rolling his eyes, thinking: This fan is really good. When you praise others, you can't forget to praise it. Praise yourself.
The air conditioner asked: "Oh?" Then your use is..." The fan heard the tone of the air conditioner that was full of contempt for it, so he remained silent.
Seeing that the fan was silent, the air conditioner said proudly: "Look, the master is blowing the air on me. How comfortable it is to sleep under the strong wind! He..." Before he finished speaking, he felt that his whole body was like a deflated ball, and he had no strength at all. It turned out that the power was out, and he only felt that the room was slowly getting warmer.
The master woke up When I realized that there was a power outage, I picked up the fan and started fanning myself.
The air conditioner watched the fan fanning in the owner's hand, sending the slightest cool breeze to the owner. It suddenly knew: No matter how good you are, you still have shortcomings.
From then on, the air conditioner became very humble. A 350-word essay on air conditioners and paper fans (fairy tale)
Fans and air conditioners. Once upon a time, there was an old woman who had an air conditioner and a banana fan at home.
One day, the air conditioner said to the banana fan: Look at you, you are so ugly, look at how exquisite I am, haha! Fan ignored him and he said: Haha, you can't look at me directly, can you? It seems you are too fragile! Fan still swallowed his anger.
After that, the air conditioner became the enemy of the fan.
Finally Fans and Air Conditioners Once upon a time, there was an old woman who had an air conditioner and a banana fan at home.
One day, the air conditioner said to the banana fan: "Look at you, you are so ugly, look at how delicate I am, haha!" The fan ignored him, and then said: "Haha, you can't straighten Are you looking at me? It seems you are too fragile!" Fan still swallowed his anger.
After that, the air conditioner became the enemy of the fan.
Finally one day, the air conditioner looked at the fan with disdain and said: "What use are you to the owner? You have to expend the owner's own efforts to get cool breeze but I don't use it. Just a little is enough.
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"Fanzi finally couldn't help it and said: "Don't be too proud, Brother Air Conditioner, although I can't do this, I still have characteristics!" Air Conditioner sneered: "You have characteristics? Haha? , you are so funny!" From then on, Fan ignored him and worked hard for his master.
During the hot summer vacation, suddenly one day, there was no electricity in the village, and the air conditioner naturally ran out of power and could not be turned on. The banana fan came in handy. The old lady fanned it gently, and a gust of cool breeze came to her face. , the "pearls" that fell down one by one like pearls on the old woman's face disappeared. The old woman said while fanning: "This fan is still useful at critical times! The electricity bill for the console is so expensive!" After hearing these words, the air conditioner was so angry that he accidentally burned his own steel wire, but in the end it was his "brother" Fan Zi who saved him. Fan Zi didn't open his eyes when he closed them, so he quickly told the owner that he was The owner quickly called the air conditioner repairman and installed another steel wire. Then the air conditioner came to life and said, "Thank you, brother. If it weren't for you, I would never be able to help the owner again!" "It doesn't matter, this is what I should do!" From then on, the fan and the air conditioner became best friends.
This story tells us that we cannot laugh at others, because you are not without shortcomings, and you are not perfect. We should learn from each other's strengths to make up for our shortcomings! ... How to write the essay "Talking about the Fan"
Zhuge Liang's Feather Fan - (Mysterious) Talking about the Shu Han Minister during the Three Kingdoms period at the end of the Han Dynasty, the Minister of Wuxiang, the Marquis of Yizhou, Zhuge Liang: Our Chinese nation has no What you don’t know.
Turn danger into danger and defeat the enemy... Become a wise man passed down through the ages. There was a power outage. An 800-word essay about my mother fanning me.
Shanghai is very, very hot recently, and my mother is very busy. Today is Sunday, and it is another hot day. It is rare for my mother to rest at home. We were cooking dinner. My dad and I were comfortably blowing on the air conditioner and watching TV in the living room, while my mother was busy in the stuffy kitchen. I just walked to the kitchen to pour some water, and there was a "Tang!" A heat wave hit my face, and my mother, who was "sweating like rain", was cooking my favorite dishes. The kitchen and the air-conditioned living room were like "ice and fire". I quickly retreated... But when I thought about my mother, Fighting the high temperature in the stuffy kitchen that was "isolated from the air conditioner" made my heart ache. I quickly took a fan from the small room, tiptoed to the kitchen, quietly opened the sliding door of the kitchen, stood behind my mother, and gently I fanned my mother, hoping to bring some coolness to her. She usually wouldn't let me enter the kitchen when she was cooking, saying there was oil smoke or it was too hot. Who would have thought that my mother would notice me anyway. , my mother quickly pulled me out of the kitchen, and said to me with a smile: "Mom is not hot, no need to fan!" "Mom is hot!" I said stubbornly while wiping the sweat on my face.
My mother suddenly went out of her way, hugged me and said, "Thank you, baby. Mom is so touched. Thank you..." I did such a small gesture for my mother, and my mother was so touched, and My mother has done countless things for me, am I often touched? Have you already taken it for granted? First graders look at pictures and write words about fans, electric fans, and air conditioners
Times are progressing and science is developing.
Many families switched from fans to electric fans.
Switched from using electric fans to using air conditioners.
Then, when the three of them meet, there will definitely be a lot of trouble.
No, the electric fan started shouting: "How wonderful it is for mankind to have me! In the summer, I can blow cool wind without any effort, and just press the button on my body. Just press the button to enjoy the first, second, or third level of wind they need..." "Stop bragging!" the air conditioner said angrily: "I'm much better than you, Xia Tian! It can provide all kinds of cool breezes for humans, and in winter, it can also send people warm breezes..." After they finished blowing themselves, they started to talk to you, and I talked about the fan, but the fan didn't say a word.
Finally, a sentence from the air conditioner struck a chord with Fan: "The person who created you is really stupid, for creating such a useless thing!" Fan sighed and said calmly: "No, That's not the case.
I was created worse than you, but at least they know that the flowing air is wind.
Moreover, the times are progressing, science is developing, and human beings are developing. It is to transform the most perfect thing in the ideal bit by bit.
For example: "Human beings created me, but then they realized that relying on human power was very tiring, so they created me on the basis of me. If the fan comes out, then the air conditioner is the same.
So, without me, there would be no you, so there is no need to argue.
"The air conditioner and fan lowered their heads in embarrassment after hearing this. Essay on installing air conditioners in our dormitory
Air conditioner: Idiot, who else is willing to use the little wind you have? You? Get away quickly! Fan: Did I recruit you? Why are you talking like this? Air conditioner: Old man, look at me, the cold wind blows in the summer, look at how comfortable the master is being served by me. Yeah! Fan Zi: You do have more advantages than me, but you have lost my simplicity, my health, and my fun! Air Conditioner: Shut up now! Fan: Don’t be too complacent. You are the culprit of air-conditioning disease and a health killer. How much energy do you consume? If one day, there is no power supply, you will be in trouble. Scrap iron.
Air conditioner: I will make the master rely on me, love me, make you mad, make you mad, mad --- (due to excessive load, the circuit breaker suddenly tripped, and the air conditioner shut up instantly) sweating profusely The owner cursed, picked up a fan to fan himself, and said to himself: This thing is still reliable! Composition on fanning my mother in summer
It’s so hot today! I'm almost cooked! In addition, the electric fan was broken again, and I was in a really bad mood... I went to Grandma Yang's house next door to borrow a fan.
Wow! The wind from the fan is so comfortable! I gave the fan to my mother and said, "Mom, I borrowed a fan from Grandma Yang's house. Do you want to fan it?" At this time, something like a crystal fell from my mother's eyes.
"Mom, what's wrong with you?..." "No, I just think of your grandma.
" Mom wiped away her tears and said casually.
It’s been a long time since my mother went back to her grandma’s house to see her. She may have missed her… “When the weather was hot in the past, your grandma would fan us to cool us down. I miss her so much. I miss the wind blown by a fan.
"Fan?" It’s easy! Don’t I have a fan? Suddenly, a whistling cool wind blew on my mother's face. The cool wind was mixed with the sound of flapping fans and had some warm smell.
A bright smile appeared on my mother's face.
A fan brought back my mother’s memories and allowed me to see my mother’s true emotions. An essay about Huangshan Fan Pine
The pine cone flowed down the smooth stone wall, and a kind-hearted "Uncle Pointed Stone" found the best and most comfortable place for it - ---A small piece of land in the middle of a rock crevice.
It has its roots deeply embedded in the crevices of rocks. Although it is surrounded by clouds and mists, it lives a strong life, not afraid of wind, rain, lightning, or freezing of wind and snow. .
The moon and the sun never care about it or caress it, and the stars and autumn frost always laugh at its "thin body".
But it never feels inferior. It is full of energy and silently works hard to grow on the cliff. It stands proudly and strives to produce the first seed in its life - a pine cone. However, no matter how hard it tries, it will never grow. It cannot bear fruit in such a harsh environment: there is no sunshine, no moisture from rain and dew, and no fertilization by workers... But it is not discouraged and still grows hard, and finally bears a fruit, the first fruit in its life. What a fruit! The first pine cone it struggled to produce gave it confidence and encouragement, and made it produce the second and third pine cones... It straightened its waist and held its head high, like a dignified soldier. , I am afraid that even a real soldier is not so dignified and serious. He really echoes the old saying: stand like a pine, sit like a bell.
Finally, one day, it started to rain, and more than ten raindrops fell into the soil, making it full of vitality and making every pine needle "energetic." Fan Zi’s Self-Report Composition
Fan Zi’s Self-Report Composition Hi! I am a fan that everyone loves and enjoys. I remember how brave I was in the 1960s and 1970s.
Everyone used me to deal with the sun’s trump card - heat. Technology was not developed at that time, so I acted as a hero at that time.
Hi! It feels so good to be a hero. Even foreigners come in and praise me.
Hey! It sounds quite proud! well! The good times did not last long. With the rapid development of the national economy, technology was also taking off with each passing day. Within a few years, another "general" came behind me - the electric fan. This fan guy stole all the limelight. , a few months later, Fan Brother became "popular". Many people came to visit Fan Brother every day, but they ignored me. However, what made me happy was that sometimes Fan Brother was too busy, and I was a "little pawn" I can also go into battle, alas! My electric fan brother! Don't worry about your honor and forget about me, the "big cattail fan"! Not to mention, as the people of the motherland work hard, the science and technology of the motherland has "reached a higher level".
No, a rectangular guy came out. This guy has several horizontal holes.
As soon as he came out, he said hello to me: "Hello, Grandpa Fan.
"Oh, you are quite polite.
"Hearing this I was surprised by the name. Could it be that he was also here to clear away the heat? Just when I was thinking about it, I saw the electric fan brother with a sad face and lost the "battle". After several inquiries, I found out that the electric fan brother had been "laid off" by the grandson of the air conditioner.
Although I am already thinking about my old age, I still have some leisure time.
I begged the air conditioner and said: "My little grandson, let Grandpa Fan be a hero for once.
"This is the change of the fan, how about it? Is it fun?
Conversation between Air Conditioner and Cattail Fan One day, the owner was not at home.
A cattail leaf fan forgotten in the corner saw the air conditioner standing in the corner, and started talking to the air conditioner.
The cattail leaf fan said to the air conditioner: "Hello, brother!" "What? What did you say? Brother? Are you worthy of calling me brother?" The air conditioner looked at the cattail leaf fan and said contemptuously.
"Why not? Don't we all serve the masters and make them feel cool?" Pushan didn't understand very much.
At this time, the air conditioner said again: "Look at yourself, and then look at me.
I can not only cool, but also heat, making the owner feel comfortable even in winter. Warmth.
Besides, the owner spent several thousand yuan on me. What about you? I’m afraid it’s not even worth ten yuan, but I’m hundreds of times more expensive.
Only those luxury refrigerators can be called brothers to me.
Pu Shan looked at the air conditioner, then looked at himself, and thought: What they said is right.
The air conditioner is dressed in luxurious silver and white, and is wearing a red coat - an air conditioner cover.
It is also equipped with a compact remote control, which is as beautiful as you want.
I am a withered yellow, and it will be broken in a short time.
By the way, the air conditioner comes from a well-known family. The "Gree" brand is produced by me, a small manufacturer.
How dare I compare with it.
Thinking of this, Pu Shan lowered his head and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm not as good as you."
After saying that, it remained silent.
The air conditioner was very proud. Just when he was about to say a few more words, he heard the sound of the door opening. It turned out that the owner was back.
The air conditioner became silent.
The owner came home and turned on the lights. He felt that it was very stuffy, so he turned on the air conditioner.
The cool breeze blows slowly, making the owner very comfortable.
The air conditioner whispered to the cattail leaf fan: "You see, the master doesn't need you anymore! You are too old-fashioned and you have to work hard.
It's cool in summer, and I'm the first choice!" Pu Shan felt even more ashamed after hearing this.
At this time, it suddenly became dark and it turned out that there was a power outage.
The owner had no choice but to look for a cattail leaf fan in the dark and use it to fan the wind.
The air conditioner saw it and understood that it was not omnipotent.
It said to the cattail leaf fan: "Sorry, I am not omnipotent.
If I don't have electricity, I will become a waste.
I really can't I should look down on you.
"Pushan saw that the air conditioner had corrected its arrogant shortcomings, so he also forgave it.
From then on, they became a pair of good friends, serving their master together.
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