Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I'm a sophomore, and my geography teacher asked me to tell a geography-related story in class next week or something.

I'm a sophomore, and my geography teacher asked me to tell a geography-related story in class next week or something.

Then guess riddles.

To eliminate the sunrise. (Make a place name in Guizhou) Kaiyang enjoys lasting peace. Chang 'an (a place name in Shaanxi)

Snow and rain are gone. (Make a Shaanxi place name) Hengshan Lotus Pond. (called a place name in Beijing) Lotus Pond

Qin. (Give a place name to Beijing) Guihua is everywhere in Jishuitan. Muxidi (a place name in Beijing)

Former residence of Baishi. (called a place name in Beijing) Qijiayuan Lanpu. (Give a place name of Beijing) Fangcaodi

Tao limei (Call a place name in Beijing) Three trees each. East side road (called a place name in Beijing)

Luz. Chessboard street is fair. Zhengyi Road (called a place name in Beijing)

Spring city is like brocade. The flower market has completely changed. Open a new road (called Beijing place name)

The team all crossed the river. (Call a place name in Beijing) Du Shi Kindergarten. (hit a place name in Beijing) Deep in the flowers.

Huangshan windbreak tree. (hit a place name in Beijing) Jinsong eagle hits the sky directly. (Calling a Place Name in Beijing) Kaohsiung

Jianghuai Hehan. (Name a province) The springs in Sichuan are as blue as blue. (Name a province) Qinghai

Baoshu. The Yellow River in Jilin Province thawed. (Name a province) Jiangsu.

Southeast, north and south. Tibet celebrates the 30th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC). Daqing and Shengli (name of the second oilfield)

One hundred. (Beat Mount Tai to win one) The Jade Emperor sits on the ground and kills pity. (Name a river) Nujiang River

Such as hillock and mausoleum. (Make a place name in Zhejiang) Floating home in Xiangshan. Pingxiang (a place name in Jiangxi)

Phoenix used to play here, so this place is named after them. (Name a province) In Yunnan. (Shutter, playing a place name in Qinghai) Chai Da

Place names of China (one city name below)

1, Yinhe Ferry

Step 2 put on a vest in the dead of winter

3. Endless land

4, exactly the same

5. Ideal state

6, almost

7, never unrest

8. See you when you meet.

9. Hair pressing cap

Hongshan 10

1 1, the spring city is full of flowers.

12, flowers bloom in all seasons.

13, the seasons are warm.

14, leap in March

15, Fang Quan

Everyone laughs at you.

17, the ship left the Yangtze estuary.

18, gold, silver, copper and iron

19, Awakening Earth

20, east, west and north blocked on three sides.

2 1, air station

22. Very calm

23. Warm place

24. Nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium

25, two fat people

26. Oasis at sea

27. bonfire castle

28. Open letter

29. Melting snow and ice

30, near dusk.

3 1, Xinjian village

32, vigorously cultivate the soil

33. People with guns

34. Strive to make steel

35, thousands of miles Gobi

36. brag

37. a boastful mouth

In August, the fragrance filled the garden.

39. Double happiness

40. River-crossing wharf

4 1, Changyu Chu Qing

42, fireflies, sparkling

43. Hurry up and tutor Buddha's feet.

44. It's raining cats and dogs

45. There is no war in Europe.

46 years old, a big man.

47. Air Force soldiers

answer

The answer to the mystery of place names in China

1, Tianjin 2, Handan 3, Taiyuan 4, Datong 5, Datong

6. Datong 7, Changzhi 8, Baotou 9, Baotou 10, Chifeng

1 1, Jinzhou 12, Changchun (Hengzhou) 13, Changchun (Hengzhou) (Wenzhou) 14, Changchun 15, Siping

16, Qiqihar 17, Shanghai 18, Wuxi 19, Suzhou 20, Nantong

2 1, Lianyungang 22, Ningbo 23, Wenzhou 24, Hefei (Feicheng) 25, Hefei

26 Qingdao 27, Yantai 28, Kaifeng 29, Kaifeng 30 and Luoyang

3 1, Xinxiang 32, Wuhan 33, Wuhan 34, Daye 35, Changsha

36. Haikou 37, Haikou 38, Guilin 39, Chongqing 40, Ferry

4 1, Guiyang 42, Kunming 43, Lhasa 44, Tianshui 45, Xining (Xi 'an)

46. Kaohsiung 47. Kaohsiung

Or this will do.

Geography riddle joke-guess the country.

Two ants were walking on the road when they suddenly saw a big pear. Name a country:

Answer 1: Ant A: Hey, big pear? (Italy)

Answer 2: Ant B: "Shh, pear." (Syria)

Answer 3: Oh, big pear. (Australia)

Answer 4: Ant B: "Hey, move." (Spain)

Answer 5: Ant A: "I'll do it!" (Brunei)

Answer 6: Ant B: "Take it home." (Bulgaria)

Answer 7: I can't hold it any longer. Ant A has an idea: "Eat pears." (Kenya)

Answer 8: Ant B took a bite and said, "The pear is not tender." (Lebanon)

Answer 9: Ant A also took a bite and said, "Face." (Myanmar)

Answer 10: Ant B took another bite and said, "A pear." (Israel)