Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I'm a sophomore, and my geography teacher asked me to tell a geography-related story in class next week or something.
I'm a sophomore, and my geography teacher asked me to tell a geography-related story in class next week or something.
To eliminate the sunrise. (Make a place name in Guizhou) Kaiyang enjoys lasting peace. Chang 'an (a place name in Shaanxi)
Snow and rain are gone. (Make a Shaanxi place name) Hengshan Lotus Pond. (called a place name in Beijing) Lotus Pond
Qin. (Give a place name to Beijing) Guihua is everywhere in Jishuitan. Muxidi (a place name in Beijing)
Former residence of Baishi. (called a place name in Beijing) Qijiayuan Lanpu. (Give a place name of Beijing) Fangcaodi
Tao limei (Call a place name in Beijing) Three trees each. East side road (called a place name in Beijing)
Luz. Chessboard street is fair. Zhengyi Road (called a place name in Beijing)
Spring city is like brocade. The flower market has completely changed. Open a new road (called Beijing place name)
The team all crossed the river. (Call a place name in Beijing) Du Shi Kindergarten. (hit a place name in Beijing) Deep in the flowers.
Huangshan windbreak tree. (hit a place name in Beijing) Jinsong eagle hits the sky directly. (Calling a Place Name in Beijing) Kaohsiung
Jianghuai Hehan. (Name a province) The springs in Sichuan are as blue as blue. (Name a province) Qinghai
Baoshu. The Yellow River in Jilin Province thawed. (Name a province) Jiangsu.
Southeast, north and south. Tibet celebrates the 30th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC). Daqing and Shengli (name of the second oilfield)
One hundred. (Beat Mount Tai to win one) The Jade Emperor sits on the ground and kills pity. (Name a river) Nujiang River
Such as hillock and mausoleum. (Make a place name in Zhejiang) Floating home in Xiangshan. Pingxiang (a place name in Jiangxi)
Phoenix used to play here, so this place is named after them. (Name a province) In Yunnan. (Shutter, playing a place name in Qinghai) Chai Da
Place names of China (one city name below)
1, Yinhe Ferry
Step 2 put on a vest in the dead of winter
3. Endless land
4, exactly the same
5. Ideal state
6, almost
7, never unrest
8. See you when you meet.
9. Hair pressing cap
Hongshan 10
1 1, the spring city is full of flowers.
12, flowers bloom in all seasons.
13, the seasons are warm.
14, leap in March
15, Fang Quan
Everyone laughs at you.
17, the ship left the Yangtze estuary.
18, gold, silver, copper and iron
19, Awakening Earth
20, east, west and north blocked on three sides.
2 1, air station
22. Very calm
23. Warm place
24. Nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium
25, two fat people
26. Oasis at sea
27. bonfire castle
28. Open letter
29. Melting snow and ice
30, near dusk.
3 1, Xinjian village
32, vigorously cultivate the soil
33. People with guns
34. Strive to make steel
35, thousands of miles Gobi
36. brag
37. a boastful mouth
In August, the fragrance filled the garden.
39. Double happiness
40. River-crossing wharf
4 1, Changyu Chu Qing
42, fireflies, sparkling
43. Hurry up and tutor Buddha's feet.
44. It's raining cats and dogs
45. There is no war in Europe.
46 years old, a big man.
47. Air Force soldiers
answer
The answer to the mystery of place names in China
1, Tianjin 2, Handan 3, Taiyuan 4, Datong 5, Datong
6. Datong 7, Changzhi 8, Baotou 9, Baotou 10, Chifeng
1 1, Jinzhou 12, Changchun (Hengzhou) 13, Changchun (Hengzhou) (Wenzhou) 14, Changchun 15, Siping
16, Qiqihar 17, Shanghai 18, Wuxi 19, Suzhou 20, Nantong
2 1, Lianyungang 22, Ningbo 23, Wenzhou 24, Hefei (Feicheng) 25, Hefei
26 Qingdao 27, Yantai 28, Kaifeng 29, Kaifeng 30 and Luoyang
3 1, Xinxiang 32, Wuhan 33, Wuhan 34, Daye 35, Changsha
36. Haikou 37, Haikou 38, Guilin 39, Chongqing 40, Ferry
4 1, Guiyang 42, Kunming 43, Lhasa 44, Tianshui 45, Xining (Xi 'an)
46. Kaohsiung 47. Kaohsiung
Or this will do.
Geography riddle joke-guess the country.
Two ants were walking on the road when they suddenly saw a big pear. Name a country:
Answer 1: Ant A: Hey, big pear? (Italy)
Answer 2: Ant B: "Shh, pear." (Syria)
Answer 3: Oh, big pear. (Australia)
Answer 4: Ant B: "Hey, move." (Spain)
Answer 5: Ant A: "I'll do it!" (Brunei)
Answer 6: Ant B: "Take it home." (Bulgaria)
Answer 7: I can't hold it any longer. Ant A has an idea: "Eat pears." (Kenya)
Answer 8: Ant B took a bite and said, "The pear is not tender." (Lebanon)
Answer 9: Ant A also took a bite and said, "Face." (Myanmar)
Answer 10: Ant B took another bite and said, "A pear." (Israel)
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