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Be alert! The blind date routine that makes you want to be eaten but still remembers it

I often hear some boys complain that they are doing their jobs honestly, but girls always keep a certain distance from them and are polite. Some boys always like to eat girls, but The girls never forget them, which is really annoying. In fact, eating tofu from girls also requires skills. If you use the skills well, girls will be happy to let you eat tofu. Let’s learn together.

Tips for picking up girls: Boldly try appropriate physical contact

1. Ambiguous game-like physical contact

a. You can say to give her something interesting , put your shoulders close together and look at your mobile phone together, or have sex together. Natural eye contact makes it easier for you to get an electric shock. The smell of perfume on their bodies and the sound of each other's breathing are very exciting.

b. Or contact by palm reading, simple ***, etc., on the one hand, it can arouse the curiosity of girls, on the other hand, it can use physical body to communicate emotionally.

c. When talking about some funny topics, you can gently pat her shoulder or touch her little head. Such a simple little action will give people a kind and warm feeling, and naturally It will bring you closer.

Tip 2 for picking up girls: Boldly use language to warm up the ambiguity

There are two situations for language ambiguity, one is ambiguous through WeChat or phone; the other is face-to-face language ambiguity ambiguous.

Of course, you can’t be ambiguous with language directly face to face. Before you meet, you can use language to tease you on WeChat or when chatting on the phone. This way, when you meet and actually tease, the other party will subconsciously accept it.

When chatting, you can send some expressions such as touching the head, hugging, *****, tickling, etc., as well as some joking language.

For example: If a girl says she has gained weight again, you can reply: "I think fleshy ones feel the most comfortable." or "How fat I am, can I still live in the building?"

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Key points when meeting:

a. Learn to create a reason for the other person to be touched so that the girl can convince herself.

For example: palm reading is a game, holding hands across the road is a kind of care.

b. Don’t give the other party a chance to refuse. No matter what you want to do, do it very naturally, which makes the girl think: "She is so natural. If she refuses, it will make me look weird."

c. Give timely negation. It can be verbal negation or eye contact, which mainly gives girls psychological hints. First, it makes your behavior less deliberate; second, it makes her lose the right to refuse; third, it makes her want to attract you and be attracted by you. affim.

Girls usually respond:

1. Very natural

It means that your kino partner is completely acceptable, then you can go deeper Way kino her, further testing compliance.

2. Pretend to be natural

It means that the girl’s consciousness is a little confused at this time, but she has to hold on and continue to tease her with the same level of kino.

3. Feeling unnatural, but not rejecting

In this case, you have already made the girl very unnatural and uncomfortable. You just need to continue to act natural and calm. She will be even more confused when she sees your appearance. It is recommended to stop kino, otherwise the other party may be disgusted, but you can try to tease her with words.

For example: "Why is your face so red, hahaha..."

4. Direct rejection

In this case, it usually means that the other party is interested in If you have no interest, do the previous steps first and don't rush to marry her. In another case, the girl may be more withdrawn. I suggest you leave her. This girl is not suitable for you.