A humorous joke with ironic reality

1. The section chief is sitting in the office, crossing his legs and smoking a cigarette. Suddenly a man came. In order to show that he was not idle, he immediately picked up the telephone receiver on the desk and said loudly, "Comrade, I am not free. You can solve this small matter by yourself. If you really can't solve it, come to me again! "

The section chief put down the phone and asked the bearer, "What can I do for you?"

The bearer said politely, "I am a repairman sent by the Telecommunications Bureau. It is reported that this telephone has been broken for two days."

2. A leader went to the countryside to inspect the work, and the village head killed sheep for entertainment. During the dinner, the leader asked with concern: "How can you go out of the account when the collective is missing a sheep?"

The village chief replied, "It's easy to do. As usual, just report it to the wolf."

3. After finishing the work report, the boss of a company criticized the secretary and said, "I saw that people at the meeting were impatient with writing such a long manuscript!"

The secretary was frightened: "The report was not long, so I .... . . I accidentally bound the three copies together. "

4. Once, a writer borrowed a book from a stingy neighbor, and the neighbor said, "Yes, yes. But there is a rule: books borrowed from my library must be read on the spot. "

A week later, the neighbor borrowed a lawn mower from the writer, who smiled and said, "Yes, yes. But there is a rule: the lawn mower borrowed from my home can only be used on my lawn. "

5. Editor: Sir, your article is too loose.

author: according to prose? I agree.

editor: but the writing is too messy.

Author: Then send it by essay.

Editor: The work is too naive.

Author: Then send it according to fairy tales.

editor: to be honest, there is nothing new.

Author: Really? Then send it in ancient Chinese.