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Funny imperial edict of the Spring Festival (within 20 words)

In the fleeting years, today is the Chinese New Year, asking for 100 yuan in paper money to pay tribute, or giving me exquisite gold, silver and jewelry; If you invite me to dinner, you will get a reward. I will continue to work after the third grade! Shut up if you disagree! All friends and relatives admire this!

Qin this! 20 13 begins.