Mental Health Jokes

Mental Health Jokes

1. The goddess chatted with the loser

Girl: I’m getting along with my boyfriend. ?

Male: ?Congratulations, get along well, don’t break up easily!?

Female: Well, then I will delete you, I am very happy now!?

2. One day on a blind date, I was dressed very cleanly. The woman asked: Do you usually dress so cleanly?

Me: Well, what’s wrong?

Female : Oh, let’s break up then. We’re not suitable.

I asked her what was wrong?

She said: We are married, and we have to wash your clothes every three days.

3. Female: Dear, I want a bun!?

Male: What kind of bun? Bread, hamburger, xiaolongbao. . . ?

The woman was so angry that she punched her boyfriend and made a big bump on his forehead, ? I want this bump! ?

I concluded: I watch a few smiles every day, Does it make you feel better? Dear readers, no matter whether you are stressed or not, you can read jokes every day, which will keep you young forever!

4. Man: My dear, don’t leave me.

Female: My mother will not approve of us being together.

Male: I will persist.

Female: Even if my mother agrees, my father will not agree.

Male: I will convince them.

Female: Even if they all agree, I won’t agree!

Male. . . ;