2 minutes of simple English jokes

1. A little boy asked his father, Dad, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied, I don't know, son. I'm still paying! ! A little boy asked his father how much it would cost to get married. Dad said, I don't know, because I am still paying the bill.

A Sunday school teacher is telling her students the importance of making others happy. "Now, children," she said, "have any of you ever made others happy?"

"Teacher," said a little boy, "I made someone happy yesterday."

"Well done. Who's that? "

"My grandmother."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother happy. "

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,' Grandma, I'm going home', and she said,' Well, I'm very happy!' "

The teacher of a Sunday school (a children's class held by the Christian church on Sundays to instill religious ideas in children) is telling the students the importance of making others happy. "Now, children," she said, "have any of you ever made others happy?"

"I, teacher," said a little boy, "I made others happy yesterday."

"Well done, who is it?"

"My grandmother."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you make your grandmother happy. "

"Well, teacher. I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,' Grandma, I'm going home.' She said,' Oh, I'm glad!

Dick is seven years old and his sister Catherine is five years old. One day, their mother took them to their aunt's house to play, while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour, and then at half past four, their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a beautiful cake and a knife, and said to him, "here, Dick, here's a knife. Give me this cake." Cut this cake in half and give it to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman. "

"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How can a gentleman do it?"

"They always give the bigger piece to others." He menstruation answered at once.

Dick said "Oh". He thought about it for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her, "Catherine, cut this cake in half." .

Dick is seven and his sister Catherine is five. One day, their mother took them to their menstrual home to play and go to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour. At half past four, menstruation led Dick into the kitchen. She gave Dick a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Here, Dick, here's a knife. Cut this cake in half and give it to your sister. However, you have to remember to act like a gentleman. "

Dick asked, "Like a gentleman? What did the gentleman do? "

He Jing immediately replied: "A gentleman always gives a big piece to others."

Dick said "Oh". He thought for a moment, then he took the cake to his sister and said to her, "Catherine, cut this cake in half."