Begging for a joke, I want to tell it in class (I am a sixth-grade pupil). The jokes I want should be hilarious and make teachers laugh.

A conversation between two little girls who are probably in junior high school heard on the bus.

A: Hey ~ Did your parents agree with you and him?

Well, my mother agreed. She thought he was very nice and honest. Dad is a little reluctant to part with me and thinks I am too young.

A: What do you mean small? I am no longer a pupil. What are you afraid of?

Well, I think so too.

How is he now?

Of course he lives with us now! My mother began to call him son affectionately! Hmm. How interesting

A: Great! I envy you, my mother is not so open-minded! Then where does he sleep at night?

Sure, sleep in my room! ^_^

A: Huh? Your mother let him sleep in your room?

B: mmm!

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A: Tell me quickly. How do you feel?

B: feeling? Sleeping with him feels much more practical than before. Hmm. How interesting

A: that's right ~ that's right ~ are they tired every day?

Well, I thought it was difficult at first, but then I got used to it. It's just that he is generally energetic.

A: Hehe, what about you ... Do you usually wear condoms for him?

Of course, I advocate that he should wear condoms. That's what my mother meant. She said it was just because he didn't want to wear it himself.

A: That's true. I feel uncomfortable in that! When I have it myself, I won't bring it to him! Hmm. How interesting

B: you'd better take it with you. We must be young. I bought him the biggest one the day before yesterday. Now I have to talk for a long time every day to bring it to him.

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A: hey ~! I envy you to death!

: What do you envy? How's this? Are you free this weekend? Why don't you come to my house sometime? It's okay to stay at my house.

Live in your house? If I live in your house, where can I sleep?

B: Of course. Sleep with us?

I usually participate in the evening, so I can rest when you come, so he can trouble you?

A: Hehe, can I ~ can I?

B: No problem. Trust me, I'll be there to guide you.

A: Well, all right ~ just this once.

Nice try. I promise you will fall in love with him after this time.

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A: I'm not afraid ~ If I really like it, I will grind it. My mother will buy me a purebred Scottish shepherd.

B: OK ~ Yes, it goes well with mine. When buying a dog chain, remember to buy the biggest collar and some strong balls. ...