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"sensible beast" Lao Taner
Lao Taner is a celebrity in our team. Where's the name? First of all, he is one of the few three party member students in the team 136. At that time, it was extremely rare for high school students to join the party, and it still is. This led to the first batch of students who joined the party in many universities choosing him as a party introducer because they had no choice. Secondly, Lao Taner's ability is very strong, surpassing most of our peers. He is particularly good at using electronic products such as computers. At that time, computers were still a rarity, mp3 was still a luxury, office2003 just came out, not to mention photoshop, which was synonymous with being tall. Third, he can take pictures. Taking pictures back and forth with a camera every day, just like "Director Tan" in the student team, a considerable part of our daily images in college come from him and are still in our own hands.
It is precisely because Lao Taner has the above abilities that he has undoubtedly become the right-hand man of the student team leaders. At that time, with him as the main force, a group of three or four people was formed. The main task of this group is to design and make corridor publicity boards. Every night after the lights are turned off, their group will kill time in front of the club's desktop computer and rack their brains to design various drawing boards with photoshop.
Now it seems that ordinary advertising companies can design all kinds of beautiful boards and even all kinds of ready-made materials in a few hours. However, the design at that time depended entirely on imagination, and the use of the software depended entirely on self-exploration. There are no mature internet forums and materials for reference or use. With the help of several sophomores, a tall building rises from the ground and spreads out, which is difficult for outsiders to understand. The most important thing is that the instructor at that time (that is, our person in charge) was very picky, and it was difficult to satisfy him with any design. If he is not satisfied, the team can only stay up late to work overtime. In my impression, Lao Taner's team worked overtime and stayed up late for at least several months, and rows of exquisite billboards were posted on the wall. The final evaluation results were quite good.
Since then, probably from the beginning of Lao Tan 'er's working overtime and staying up late, Lao Tan 'er was almost sleepy in class during the day because he could not sleep at night. Every morning and afternoon, when they get to the classroom, they hug each other and go straight to sleep, and snoring often comes. Once sleeping becomes a habit, it will form a terrible biological clock. As a result, Lao Tan's habit of sleeping in class continued until he graduated from college.
At that time, we all laughed at him and seldom understood his hardships. After a long time, I don't know who will call him "Jue beast", which means sleeping animal. In addition, the homonym of "sensible beast" and "professor" also taunts him as a sleep expert. Now, it seems disrespectful to call him an animal, but it is not. At that time, everyone mixed together every day, and jokes were often naked. Calling them animals was just a sign of goodwill.
The title of "sensible beast" is limited to banter in college classes, and Lao Tan 'er has paid a lot for it. Because I slept too much and attended too few lectures, I failed several subjects in one semester and was almost on the verge of dropping out of school. Fortunately, he persisted until graduation. I can say without exaggeration that "academically", Lao Taner can only be regarded as a high school student. He may know nothing about advanced mathematics, engineering mathematics, fluid mechanics, material mechanics and other courses. His promotion in the university mainly focused on those aspects that the future army could use, but these things were really not mainstream at that time.
Lao Tan is a person with a good personal relationship and has few enemies. Calling him "Old Tan Er", he gloated; He called it a "beast" and he accepted it gladly. He never gets angry even with the "vicious" jokes. He is the least angry person I have ever met. If he ignores you with a long face, it is a very serious situation. There are the following screenshots of friends circle as evidence.
I wanted to write something sensational, which seemed to be in line with the commemorative atmosphere. But it is still a dull memory like a running account. I think this is also in line with Lao Taner's character. He never seems to have anything to do with grandstanding, but he will always be a strong "sensory beast" who can fight and kick.
August 2020 1 1 afternoon, Wusong, Shanghai.
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