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What have you done to discuss at every class reunion?
Probably during the self-study class in senior three, everyone didn't get enough sleep because of the heavy schoolwork. Almost the whole class sleeps at their desks after class every day. Of course, some people sleep in class. So the class teacher emphasized the problem of sleeping in class, and put forward the punishment measures: those who were found sleeping were punished by standing for a week and standing in class to prevent sleeping.
At that time, I didn't know what made Duke Zhou unhappy. I fell asleep on my desk when I was doing math problems, especially facing the class teacher. Yes, sitting in the front row, I am the focus of attention. So I was so "innocent" that the class teacher caught me.
The head teacher crept up to my desk and knocked on it twice, but I was too sleepy to move and went back to sleep. I also admire myself, so the class teacher didn't take violent measures and continued to knock on my desk. I've never felt so focused.
Later, I couldn't help it, and my deskmate carefully pushed me up (can the class teacher stand next to me, and my deskmate trembled and reached out to push my picture? ) I was really awakened by my deskmate. When I opened my eyes, I saw the head teacher standing beside me. I got a fright and stood up. This shows that my mobility is also great, and then the class teacher didn't talk nonsense, just one sentence: standing for two weeks.
At that moment, my heart was cold. For this reason, I was the first person to hit a gun. Needless to say, those two weeks of life were all tears. Being laughed at by classmates is not enough to be famous among all teachers. Everyone knows why I stood for two weeks.
Every class reunion will take it out as a joke, and everyone calls me "biweekly girl".
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