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The best encyclopedia of the whole method: it can be whole from dormitory to canteen.

1, bedwetting

While my roommate was asleep, I secretly poured a basin of water into his bed, and told other roommates the next morning that "he wet the bed", even if he jumped into the Yellow River, it would not be clear.

2. Change your life.

You can play this game with your best friend. Its name is: Become a living person.

Tell your friend to make a horse posture first, the correct posture, with a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "

Note: Your close friends may object to you. Or you get beat up.

3. Fraud

There was a party at home and many people came.

The prank director D Jun said that he knew Qigong, and he could fix a glass of water on the roof with Qigong so that it wouldn't fall off. Everyone does not believe him.

D Fill a glass of water and let the owner put his son's softball bat on the roof so that he can make a cup.

Everything was ready, and D announced that it was a big prank. Let's play mahjong.

Looking at the tile floor under his feet and the glass on the roof, the man just begged for mercy again and again, and finally he was unscathed.

Step 4 mail

Choose a day (preferably hot weather) to let your old friends receive the letter-receiving notice from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email from an unknown sender. Ask him to pick it up at a post office that may not be known half a city away. Of course, he has to pay double the postage, so that the postman who works hard day and night can't waste his labor (unfortunately, the postage is not expensive and he can't bleed a lot, hehe! Then, he braved the unique scorching sun, travel-stained, full of doubts, and finally came to the post office with a look of expectation and doubt, respectfully offering double postage. If I remember correctly, it should be RMB 2 yuan ... He opened the envelope with excited hands, and there was a note floating inside, "You were cheated, it's really not easy to come here, hehehehehehe ...".

Special note: 1, never put up stamps, or what are you playing with? Don't write down your mailing address, or it will be returned to you. Besides, such a postman who works hard day and night can't get double postage. You've been working for nothing. Do you have the heart to let the State Post Bureau lose for you?

Step 5 lift the cup

When two people pretend to be carrying a piece of glass and walk towards the people coming, you can notice that many people will be too tight to pass by you!

Note: The two men cooperated tacitly and showed caution when raising their glasses.

Unpredictable consequences: people who are bold and believe in their own vision may pass by you, which is embarrassing!

6, phone harassment SMS.

Ding-the phone rang, picked up the phone and said:

"I'm out! If you want to leave a message, please press 1. If you don't leave a message, please press 2. If you have something important, please press 3. If you just want to chat with me casually, please press 4. If you want to invite me to dinner, please press 5. If you want to invite me to karaoke, please press 6. If you want to surf the Internet with me, please press 8 to support Beijing's Olympic bid, please press 9. If you think that the explosion in Shijiazhuang was done by deaf people, please press 0. "

Opposite party: ...

7. Pick up your wallet

Ingredients: a colorless string and a wallet.

Usage: Tie the wallet with a string and hold the other end behind the wall.

Effect: Passers-by will bend down to pick it up when they see it. At this time, they will twitch the rope hard and let passers-by pick it up.

Note: After pulling the rope, hide in a place that is difficult to find by the roadside as soon as possible.

8. Performance

This kind of practical joke requires the subject to have certain performance skills, so that the object can be fooled, otherwise it may make people laugh and cause incalculable consequences. ...

1. Walking on a road with trees or telephone poles on both sides (there are often such roads on campus), I suddenly turned around, buried my face in it, pretended to trip over the invisible thin wires or wires pulled by the trees on both sides, and then carefully lowered my head and pretended to drill down. Then you can see what the people behind you do!

Precautions:

1) Be sure to pay attention to someone behind you, or you will be busy most of the day.

2) The performance must be realistic, especially when the itinerary and the head are carefully lowered.

Unpredictable consequences: Maybe people behind you will go over and laugh at you for being stupid!

9. Dangerous version of campus tricks.

Write an anonymous love letter to the female students in the class.

The labels on men's and women's toilets are interchangeable.

Find a match and put it in the keyhole.

Put up a poster and say, "XX wants to recruit several assistants to carry out foreign business with good pay. Please contact XX if you are interested. Tel: XXXX. "

Buy a chain lock and lock whatever you want.