Want to hear a joke.

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Tom forum

We just ate meat, and you ate vegetables.

I just married my daughter-in-law and you are single again.

We just ate sugar and you peed again.

We just wiped our ass with white paper, and you wiped your mouth with it.

We just saved some money and you bought insurance.

Our baby went home during the Spring Festival, and you started traveling again.

We just had a rest and didn't wipe our sweat. You went to the gym sauna to sweat again.

As soon as we learned to make phone calls, you asked for broadband internet access.

We just dated at the cinema, and you dated online again.

We just ate and warmed up, and you lost weight again.

We just renamed the toilet as a toilet, and you renamed the toilet as a bathroom.

We just changed the white note into RMB, and you changed RMB into US dollars.

We have just eliminated pests on vegetables, and you like to eat vegetables eaten by insects.

No sooner had we finished drinking river water and tap water than you changed to Nongfu Spring.

We just threw away our broken underwear, and you started cutting holes in your pants again.

We just took the bus and you started taking a taxi again.

We just learned to play mahjong, and you started gambling again.

We just had a cigarette and a drink, and you started taking ecstasy again.

We just raised a lot of illegitimate children. Do you like eating hairy crabs?

No sooner had we learned how to blow the fan than you used the air conditioner again.

As soon as we have money, you sell stocks.

The stock we just bought, you said there was water in it.

We have just cut our stock position, and you said that the recovery has begun.

Our township enterprises are struggling, and you are playing backdoor listing.

We migrant workers have gone to town, and you are laid off again.

We just removed the green grass to grow crops, and you said you were going to play golf.

We just lived in a villa, and you said you would live in a villa with a hospital.

We are going to the city to broaden our horizons, and you are going to the country again.

We don't eat wild vegetables. You said eating wild vegetables again.

We don't eat sweet potatoes. The sweet potato sold in your city is more expensive than rice.

We don't want a carriage. You said you wanted to buy a private car again.

We just traveled by train, and you said you were going abroad for an inspection.

We just bought a camera, and you said you wanted to play with numbers.

We just bought a mobile phone, and you said it has radiation.

We wash our feet to sleep, and you wash your feet to relax.

We take a shower and sleep, you take a shower and touch.

We massage and cure diseases, and you touch and pick up girls.

We are monogamous, and you will have a mistress.

Why: We stand with the wind, but you have to lie down.

We lie with the wind, but you must walk.

We follow the wind, but you must stand.

You'd rather be hungry when we eat.