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Where did Lao Wang's terrier come from next door?
The content is as follows: A couple gave birth to a child named Xiaobai. Xiaobai grew up and began to learn to speak. In order to make the old man at home happy, he was taught to call him "grandpa" first, and Xiaobai called him "grandpa". As a result, two days later, grandpa died.
This family taught Xiao Bai to call "grandma", and Xiao Bai quickly learned to call "grandma". As a result, two days later, grandma passed away. Next, it's the turn to learn to shout "Dad". Xiaobai's father is very nervous. He learned to call "Dad" at once. For the next two days, dad stayed up all night and couldn't sleep well. As a result, two days later, Lao Wang next door died.
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News related to "Lao Wang next door":
If the father in the legal sense is not the child's biological father, trouble will come. Soon, in Germany, the mother of the child must tell who is the biological father, otherwise it is illegal.
Under normal circumstances, the mother will know who the child's biological father is. But the law in Germany so far is that the mother can keep silent and not say who is the biological father of the child. German Federal Minister of Justice Heiko Maas has introduced a new draft law, which will change this situation.
He said that the purpose of this new law is that when a non-biological father files a compensation lawsuit, the ruling can be based on a more reliable legal basis. According to the new law, when the other party asks, the child's mother must state the child's biological father.
Manuela Schwesig, the Federal Minister of Family, welcomed Mas's idea of introducing a new law, but she also said that it is difficult to solve such complicated family problems through legal means in real life.
On 3 1 day, the draft law will be voted in the cabinet. The relevant text of the draft law reads: "At the request of the other party, the mother of the child is obliged to explain to the third party who provided the child with living expenses and who she had sex with during pregnancy."
But there are exceptions to this "obligation to confess", such as the situation that confession will bring serious consequences: the mother's personal privacy is particularly seriously damaged. Whether the exception exists or not must be interpreted by the court.
The German Federal Ministry of Justice issued a new law in response to a ruling of the Federal Constitutional Court last year. In fact, the federal court ruled on this as early as 20 1 1. The content of the ruling is that if the father suspects that he is not the biological father of the child, he must formally challenge it within two years to recover the alimony paid.
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