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On Su Shi's birthday, the guests were full, but only one person didn't come. Su Shi brought pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

On Su Shi's birthday, there were a lot of guests, but only one of them didn't come. Su Shi took pen, ink, paper and inkstone and wrote an invitation: stop from west to east, hang three stars on waning crescent moon, ride a horned ox among three people, and draw a little green on his mouth. The man was very moved and came. (This is a poem. Guess one word for each sentence, and the word * * *. ) wholeheartedly please (please) Legend has it that Su Shi has a good relationship with the monks in the temple. One day, he asked the extremely bookish to take a straw hat and wooden shoes, and went to the temple to get something. When extremely asked what to take, Su Shi said, "The monk knew it as soon as he saw you." Sure enough, as soon as the monk saw the extremely dressed up, he immediately understood what Su Shi wanted. So, he gave Su Shi what he wanted to extremely. According to tea legend, Su Shi, a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, once visited Qin Guan's home. When Su Xiaomei saw his brother coming, he gave a big banquet and gave a warm reception. After dinner, Qin Guan accompanied Su Shi to take a nap in the study. Suddenly, Su Shi saw a picture of Qin Guan's crossword puzzle on the table, which read: "I have a clever thing, half scales and half hairs, half can't survive without water, and half can't save my life." After reading it, Su Shi said to Qin Guan, "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" So I picked up a pen and wrote a crossword puzzle: "I have one thing on both sides, one side is delicious and the other side is fragrant, the other side is eating grass in Meishan, and the other side is hiding in Minjiang." After writing, Qin Guan clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful, wonderful!" Hearing this, Su Xiaomei ran into the study and said, "What is so wonderful?" Bend over and look at it, and casually say, "I have a strange thing. Half of me has wings, and half of me has four hooves. Those with long hooves can't run fast, but those with long wings can't afford to fly." After that, Su Shi and Qin Guan said in unison, "Wonderful, wonderful!" The three of them said the same crossword puzzle.