Kneel for the most vicious and unpopular jokes

1.M: I really love you. Please be my girlfriend! !

Woman: But I have no feelings for you at all! !

M: Well, you tell me what's wrong with me and I'll change it! ! !

Woman: Then tell me what is good about me first, and I'll change it! ! !

2. The director and the * * * section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't let it go ... Soon the section chief was dismissed, and the director said at the meeting: You can't afford to fart. What's your use?

In fact, the Olympic mascot should be designed as "a million heroes crossing the river", with a million different shapes. If you want to buy, you have to buy 1 10,000 at a time. If you lose one, you lose your collection value and get rich. ...

4. Miss: Business is bad now!

Boss: Why?

Miss: "Bird flu ..."