I'm getting married soon, but there are more and more things and too much pressure. Can you tell some jokes to relieve boredom?

1. In the past, my sister would say: Go home and take some medicine.

Now my sister will say: fortunately, I only have one knee, otherwise how can I explain it to my partner!

2. One or two friends asked, "Do you know why girls like to wear low-cut clothes by bus?"

"Why?"

"Because of this, someone gave her seat ..."

3. A: "I suddenly found that my hands are so small!"

B: "I heard that people with small hands are blessed."

C: "Yes, my hands are small, and I feel big when I touch my chest!"

4. Apple said: I am like a human heart.

Mango said: I am like a human stomach.

Grape said: I am like a human eye.

Banana said: Nima, I hate this game!

5. I stayed at home for a day today, went out to play with my girlfriend at night, and shouted and complained that the stool was uncomfortable: "Today is really backache!"

"Yes, I've been sitting all day today."

An uncle gave us a strange look and then shouted, "Why are children so precocious now?" He shook his head and left.

6 Xiaoming's father rushed to the head teacher's office and asked, "Teacher, you are in a hurry to call me. What did the child do wrong? " The menopausal female teacher smashed Xiaoming's exercise book on the table: "I asked him to make sentences with" don't … don't … ". Look what he wrote! " Dad picked up the exercise book, which read: no itching, no stink, no abnormal leucorrhea!

In high school, once, after class, my buddies and I smoked at the stairs. I'm mean, too At that time, I asked, "Which teacher do you like best?" After that, I regretted seeing the Chinese teacher standing behind us. My buddy didn't see it and said, "I like Chinese teachers best." The Chinese teacher was very happy and was about to reach out and touch my buddy. Who knows, this product is coming again, "I want to fuck her for a long time." . . . . .