Children's jokes hurt your stomach

Children's jokes and stories will give you a stomachache.

A person's intelligence will shine brightly in humorous conversation and attract others deeply. Below, I have collected and sorted out children's little joke stories, which will make your stomach break and increase humor cells. Smart you will be a bright spot.

Chapter 1: Children's jokes hurt your stomach 1. A: Have you ever knelt on the washboard?

B: No?

Have you ever knelt on broken glass?

B: No?

A: Have you ever knelt on the keyboard?

B: No?

Wow, I really envy your wife for being so nice!

B: Envy? Do you envy kneeling in the pigsty?

A:

The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

Although my child is only two and a half years old, he has shown a very rational attitude towards life and values. There is a plate of crispy nut duck for dinner. I specifically reminded him that it was your favorite dish in the park. The duckling fried it, but he still ate several pieces, and told me that the live duckling was cute and the cooked duckling was delicious.

When I was a child, I thought it was a slogan to go to bed early and get up early and be healthy. When I grew up, I found that it was three wishes.

Chapter 2: Children's jokes hurt your stomach 1. My niece must peel the apple.

Yesterday, I peeled an apple for her, and I told her the benefits of eating an apple peel. . .

The little niece nodded doubtfully, and then said, Aunt, I'll keep all the apple peels I eat in the future! ?

Me. . .

In recent years, I have been puzzled by a question:? Tap water is not edible, and unwashed apples are not edible? Then why are apples washed with tap water edible?

Grandpa: Look how good the job Xiao Li is looking for. He sent takeout to the United States, and his business has gone abroad.

Me: Grandpa, that's the Mei Tuan.

3. Me: Hello! Are you Mr. Chen XX?

Opposite party: Yes!

Me: Hello! Brother Chen, I'm sorry to bother you, but this is XX Life Insurance Sales Center. . .

The other party interrupted me: you are not embarrassed, you are embarrassed!

Then the other party hung up, and I ... .

4. Four words to evaluate the governors at the end of Han Dynasty

Cao Cao: There are many taboos about sex.

Sun Quan: Short-sighted

Liu Bei: Number changes its master.

Yuan Shao: Arrogant.

Ma Chao: Cheater.

Dong Zhuo: Ruthless.

Zhang Xiu: I have no problem with that.

Yuan Shu: Rebellion and Separation.

Liu Biao: Small wealth means security.

Liu Zhang: Trust others.

Lu Bu: To sum up.

Chapter 3: The story of children's jokes hurts your stomach 1. Bajie and Friar Sand sneaked into the Guanghan Palace overnight, poked two small holes in the window respectively, and watched Chang 'e take a bath with great interest!

For a long time, Friar Sand reluctantly whispered, Brother, she will be well soon. Let's leave early!

Pig turned back and said, Wait, let's poke another hole in these two holes!

Friar Sand said softly, Brother, are you trying to frame Yang Jian? He dug six holes by himself. Who believes him?

Pig head scolds: fool, there is a horse master.

2. A girl posted: What should I do if my husband is derailed?

I replied: Give me your micro-signal, and I will help you cheat once.

Girl: Forget it. I can't eat shit with him

3. a:? There are seven or eight spare tires behind the girl you like. How to break them?

b:？ That only shows that the girl you like is a broken car, and a good car doesn't need so many spare tires. ?

Today, my girlfriend came to me crying and said that her boyfriend suspected that she was cheating. She used a metaphor to describe it. She said: If I am online, he is the one who goes online. Even if I don't pay so many times, I still suspect that others are surfing the Internet all day!

Me. . . .

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