Can you tell me a joke about glasses? (Be funny, not funny)

Ah Fu's grandfather always wears reading glasses when reading newspapers. Alfred asked him, "Grandpa, why do you always wear glasses when you read and write?"

Grandpa replied, "Because of this, I can see more clearly."

Ah Fu thought for a moment and said, "Ah, I see, because glasses are bigger than eyes."

One day, my mother took my father to see a doctor.

The doctor looked at it and shook his head.

Say with a straight face: myopia!

Mom can't stand this blow ... say, doctor! Doctor! You must save my son.

So young, but also under the pressure of glasses …

Ah. Oh, my poor Davao.

Is there any way to fix it?

The doctor reluctantly pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, if I had known, I wouldn't have taken them!

Doctor … Excuse me … Can eating carrots really prevent myopia? You doubt it! ... have you ever seen a white rabbit with glasses?

Once upon a time, there was a businessman who went shopping and went home and bought a mirror for his wife. When he got home, he hurried to the toilet, put the mirror on the table and left. His wife has never seen a mirror. As soon as she saw something shiny on the table, she picked it up curiously. Look inside, there is a young woman inside. She burst into tears: "This heartless thing, after only two years of marriage, found a little wife." She went to her mother with a mirror in tears. Her mother picked up the mirror and looked in. Seeing an old lady inside, she comforted her daughter: "Good boy, don't cry, he won't find an old lady as a little wife." When the daughter's father heard about it, he also picked up the mirror and looked inside. When he saw an old man inside, he couldn't help laughing: "He is looking for an old man to take care of the accounts. What does it have to do with you? "

Mirror, the root of human illusion. A person living in a remote mountainous area can't help saying to himself after picking up the mirror, "Isn't this my dead old father?" And his wife is full of jealousy and scolds: "So this is the bitch with him!" "

A pair of four-year-old twins made the same clothes. On this day, their mother took them to take samples.

The tailor asked them if they wanted to look in the mirror.

"Oh, that's not necessary," my mother replied. "They never look in the mirror-they just look at each other." Once, I was eating in the street. A college boy with deep myopia glasses came in, bought a bowl of noodles and sat opposite me and began to eat.

Eating and eating, somehow, his glasses fell into his bowl.

Seeing him pick up poor glasses from Chili water, soy sauce soup and noodles, I couldn't help laughing and forgot to eat half the rice. Who's laughing outside-

Even now, whenever I think of that boy, I will laugh at him for a long time.

But when I think about myself, I won't make a fool of myself because of my glasses.

Once, I went to a supermarket to buy things, took off my glasses to look at the trademark, put it on the shelf, looked for the trademark, but I couldn't find it. Suddenly, my eyes are full-I can make do with seeing things nearby, but people in the distance, everything on the shelves is dim, and even walking feels light. I can't help it. I ran out of the supermarket and went to the optical shop to get glasses. When I put on my glasses again and saw the clear pedestrians and vehicles, my heart lit up, let alone how cool it was!

Another time, I took a bath in the bathhouse. I just took off my clothes and glasses. Who knows that a pair of glasses has dropped-all the bones have gone under the chair. I had no choice but to crawl on the ground and desperately look for my glasses. It's a mess-I came back to an optical shop and replaced it with rubber glasses, and the frame was directly pressed on the glasses-

Heart said-let you drop again!