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Before marriage, after marriage, Du Haitao, why do men always get fat after marriage?

What are the characteristics of April before marriage and Du Haitao after marriage?

It turns out that there was a short film "Confessions of Time and Space" at Hunan Satellite TV Mid-Autumn Festival this year. It shows a couple with many problems after marriage. Among them, when a man pursues a girl in love, it is played by a pure boy, Igbo, and after marriage, it is played by a fat Du Haitao. After two people get married before marriage, the same person's physical temperament has changed a lot, which makes people laugh, and it is the same to think about it. Abel before marriage and Du Haitao after marriage are jokes.

So today we will analyze why men tend to get fat after marriage. YiBo, who is pure and playful, becomes a chubby Du Haitao after marriage, which is very common in marriage. And we often say that this is because they live a stable and happy life.

First, marriage does provide a relatively stable family space, and the diet structure of single life has also changed. When we are single, it is often difficult for us to sit down and enjoy eating and family. We often do too much exercise. Because of the pursuit and yearning for the unknown future, our brains and physical strength are exhausted, but our intake is often insufficient. Therefore, most young people keep in good shape.

However, there is a stable family atmosphere after marriage, and there is a process of re-adaptation from behavior to ideological change. Especially in terms of diet, it will stay at home and at the dinner table longer than when you are unmarried. When I am unmarried, I often go out to find friends and go shopping to kill time. However, after you get married, most of the space in the evening is reserved for your family. You eat well, but you don't get enough exercise.

Second, marriage does bring a certain sense of stability, but it also increases various family pressures. The simple friendship between 1 and 1 has evolved into a multifaceted relationship. For example, we should coordinate the feelings between Weng Xu and his mother-in-law, attach importance to children's family education, and coordinate various interpersonal relationships at work. We think too much, but we often lack energy and will rely on sleep to adjust. This will undoubtedly reduce the amount of exercise, but increase the amount of food. This is also an important reason why men get fat.

Third, many men are lazy after marriage. In the past, their mother was busy attending parties, while their wives did all the housework after marriage. Many men, out of inertia, either lie on the sofa and watch mobile phones or TV after meals, which will certainly help family harmony and breed beer bellies and sofa bellies, but it will often make their wives feel disgusted. The longer they stay at home, the more family conflicts will arise. So not all fat people will feel happy.

But we usually think that marriage is a stable relationship between two wandering people. If the pressure is not too great, both of them will naturally get fat. Of course, people who are bound by the pursuit will strengthen their exercise, control their diet and maintain their youthful vitality through exercise!