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My name is Nishino. I am a girl of age 18. I am an excellent student. I study in the most famous Shengying Primary School in the city. My life experience is very tragic. I grew up in an orphanage. Introduce here first, you can tell the reader that you will change your name when you meet a man.
"Yi, I walked first. I'll go back to review my lessons and leave the shop to you. " Nishino said.
"All right, 88, Nishino, top student, go back and review well," Yiyi said. (* Yiyi is Nishino's best friend, and there are not many chapters, so let's be a walk-on. )
"That's 886." Nishino walked to the door with her bag.
On the way home, Ye Xixi gave English words while walking. Suddenly, I heard someone say: President, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I will never do it again.
Hearing this, the president smiled and said, I forgive you. You caused the company a loss of 1 10,000, but I didn't kill you. First, I sent you an invitation. Let me forgive you. Next life! "Say that finish to hand over his men, the man on the wall.
I only heard Ye Xi exhibit and say "You let him go".
The president turned around and said in surprise, "Who are you?" . I don't care who I am. Let that man go. Why should I?
Looking at this leaf in surprise. Nishino said coldly, "Just because you are human"! Oeser a listen to almost fainted, step by step to the west field, thoughtfully said, "beauty, cold joke. ...
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