Classic funny brain teasers

Brain teasers can make people feel happy and comfortable, while funny brain teasers can liven up the atmosphere and bring people closer to each other. Below I will introduce some classic and funny brain teasers for you. You are welcome to refer to and learn from them.

Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? Answer: The blind man

When does the clock stop running? Answer: The clock never stops running

Fat Sister When Ying stood on the human body scale, why did the pointer only point to 5? Answer: The pointer has already turned around.

Which race is run backwards? Answer: Tug of war

Ami has not achieved much in her career, so why is she nicknamed a strong woman? Answer: Because she often forces others to do things that are difficult

p>

3 people use 3 buckets of water in 3 days. How many buckets of water do 9 people use in 9 days? Answer: 9 pokes

? Water snake? Python? Bamboo snake? Which one is longer? Answer:? Green Bamboo Snake? The three characters are relatively long.

What thing grows a tail at night? Answer: Meteor

An old man lives in an 18-story house, but he doesn’t use the elevator every day? Why? Answer: Because He lives on the first floor

What can't be eaten? Answer: Things can't be eaten in the first place, because things are directions

Thank you (type one word)? Answer: Don't

You are not deaf, why can’t you hear what I say? Answer: Because we are not in the same place

What is the idiom with the biggest hand? Answer: Covering the sky with one hand

Dumb from a hot air balloon It fell down but was not injured, why? Answer: It hasn’t taken off yet

Eight numbers? 8?, how to make it equal to 1000? Answer: 8 8 8 88 888.

What will the unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Which number is the most diligent and which number is the most diligent? Lazy? Answer: 1 is the most hard-working, 2 is the laziest

You don’t know each other if you don’t fight.

(Name one or two words)? Answer: Comrade

What kind of hat cannot be worn? Answer: Nut cap

Which came first, the man or the woman? Answer: Because the man belongs to the husband , so it is called Mr.?

What kind of sea is the largest in the world? Answer: The sea of ??suffering, the sea of ??suffering without cliffs

Aunt Wang kept talking all day long, but one month she said Which month was the least? Answer: February

Fangfang dropped her student ID card at the school gate, what should she do? Answer: She should pick it up

Beijing Palace Who is the most common person on Jingping Street? Answer: Pedestrians

Where do people really become at their mercy? Answer: The operating table

What came first, the chicken or the egg? ?Answer: The egg comes first, because in Xinhua Dictionary the egg is in front of the chicken

What kind of water cannot be drunk? Answer: Aqua Regia

Why did Xiaobai see 100 yuan and meat and bones? Choose meat and bones? Answer: Xiaobai is a pepper

What bucket can never be filled? Answer: toilet

What was the first thing the Americans said when they landed on the moon? Answer: American Yeah

Who never dares to take a bath? Answer: Clay Figure

What kind of wine can’t be drunk? Answer: iodine

When the battery is out, the first thing to do is What to do? Answer: Light a match

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the first grade, why? Answer: Mom is a teacher

What fish cannot be eaten? Answer: Wooden fish

Why do wild geese fly south? Answer: Because flying is faster than walking.

The two of them were not at odds with each other. For three months, they kept a knife in their waists, hiding it from others (guess a word)? Answer: Steal

What is the biggest thing? Answer: Eyelids, as soon as the eyelids fell, Everything is covered

How long does it usually take to finish studying at "Tsinghua University"? Answer: About one second

What does it mean that a good horse never turns back? Answer : There is no grass to eat behind

Who is the king of beasts? Answer: The director of the zoo

What is something that can only be done by one person? Answer: Dreaming

What kind of pool can’t you take a bath in? Answer: Battery

Why can you still watch TV when there is a power outage? Answer: I can’t watch TV programs but I can watch TV

Two people The big top breaks the sky. (Type one word)? Answer: husband

Who is the cleaning aunt? Answer: woman

A man was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several thousand meters. But he was not injured, why? Answer: What fell was snowflakes

Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly poisonous but harmless to people? Answer: As long as you don’t drink it

Xiao Ming Why is he a model student despite never studying? Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student.

What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows.

There is a person who is not a robber, but is responsible for the work of all employees and cadres in the company.

What does this person do? Answer: Open an elevator

What can I borrow without paying it back? Answer: Borrow light

Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life. What is that? Answer: That is getting married on the same day of the same year and month

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can’t jump

Why does summer vacation have to be longer than winter vacation? Answer: Thermal expansion and contraction

What do you do before going to church to confess to the priest? Answer: Crime

What is the worst thing for a person who stutters? Answer: Making long-distance phone calls

A man whose marriage is broken has a knife on the table. What does he want to do? Answer: Prepare to learn to cook.

If Zhuge Liang had not died, what would have happened in the world? Different? Answer: There will be one more person in the world

A man went to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctor told him: You are pregnant. Why do you think? Answer: harboring evil intentions

An idiom for a weasel looking for food? Answer: act according to the opportunity (chicken)

Why doesn’t Xiao Ming still refuse to listen when his belly is about to burst? Drinking water? Answer: Because Xiao Ming fell into the river and he can’t swim

Which book has the most mistakes? Answer: Medical book

A rooster got down on the pointed house An egg, which way will it fall? Answer: Roosters cannot lay eggs.

Where is a place that can be big or small? Answer: toilet

What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? Answer: artificial satellite

What Can’t tell who is in the photo? Answer: X-ray film

Die is riding on the big cow, why doesn’t the big cow eat grass? Answer: The big cow is a human

What? Which book has the most mistakes? Answer: Medical book

In chemistry class, three chemical substances, barium chloride, copper sulfate, and calcium carbonate, were mixed together. What will be the result? Answer: You will definitely be repaired by the teacher

Of the ten birds, Xiao Ming opened the wooden barn and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answer: That was a group of birds Ostrich

Xiao Dai walked to the kitchen with a match in his hand. There was a gas stove and an alcohol lamp. If he wanted to boil water, what should he light first? Answer: Match

Where is a place to ask for trouble? Answer: Pharmacy

In Roman numerals, how should zero be written? Answer: There is no zero in Roman numerals

Nothing precious What is the easiest thing to disappear? Answer: Artificial satellite

There are 100 yuan and a meat bone on the ground, but A Ming picked the meat bone. May I ask why? Answer: Because A Ming is a dog.

Why do hens have short legs? Answer: This way the eggs will not break

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law before becoming a father? Answer: Eunuch

A certain order is written on the paper. However, those who understand this text must not read the order.

So, what is written on the paper? Answer: Do not read this article

Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers? Answer: One male and one female

Your uncle's sister Who is your cousin's cousin's father? Answer: Relative

There is a man standing on the top of a train traveling at a speed of 240 kilometers per hour. Although he is not a superman who can fly over walls, but , he still seemed calm and relaxed, why? Answer: Because the train hadn’t started yet

? Water snake? Python? Green bamboo snake? Which snake is longer? Answer: ? Green bamboo snake? The longest , because it has three characters

Which English letter does the most people like to hear? Answer: CD

Who never sees a doctor when sick? Answer: Blind person

On a cold winter morning, there was a man in a suit swimming desperately in the river. Why do you think this was? Answer: He accidentally fell into the river

He was obviously short-sighted, and he was also famous. Greedy boy, put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book. What do you think he will read first? Answer: nothing.

A ladder is hung on the side of the boat, 2 meters away from the sea. If the water rises half a meter per hour, how many hours will it take for the sea water to submerge the ladder? Answer: When the water rises, the boat will rise, but the water will not submerge the ladder.

Xiao Wang, who loves to eat snacks, weighed 50 kilograms at his heaviest and only 3 kilograms at his lightest. Why? Answer: That was when he was just born

Mr. Wang raised I got a very beautiful peacock. One day, Mr. Wang’s peacock laid an egg in Mr. Zhang’s garden. Whose egg should it belong to? Answer: The peacock’s