Who can help me tell me a joke, not the kind I often see?

The child wrote: It turns out that he is my father.

Teacher's comment: Mom cares.

Make sentences as usual

Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I want to eat you.

Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~

3. title: genius

The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~

4. Title: textbooks

Children write: class is boring.

Teacher's comment: concentrate in class.

5. theme: popularity

Children write: I like bananas very much.

Teacher's comment: Be careful not to choke.

6. Title: Once upon a time

The children wrote: Xiaoming came in through the front door.

Teacher's comments:

7. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive ~ ~

8. Title: Ten points

The child wrote: I got a ten today.

Teacher's comment: I'll tell your parents ~ ~

9. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~

10. Title: 1 .......

Children write: a doll 100 yuan.

Teacher's comment: The teacher laughed to death. ..

1 1. Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it!

12. Make sentences as usual

Example: You (singing) and I (dancing)

Children write: you (good) me (good)

Teacher's comment: Are you writing an English translation?

13. Make sentences as usual

Example: Everyone praises me (), but actually I ().

Children write: others praise me (very handsome), in fact, I (wear a mask)

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use?

14. Title: Good ... Good again. ..

The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. ...

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

15. topic: one by one

The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

16. Theme: First ... then. ...

Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

17. Title: Tianya Haijiao

The child wrote: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

Teacher's comment: Your sister can really run ~ ~

18. Title: Forever.

Children write: I drew a straight line.

Teacher's comments: ..........

19. topic: prosperity-a metaphor for beautiful growth.

The child wrote: My brother is thriving.

Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable? ...

There is a more powerful one. ...

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: What class gossip?

20. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. .....