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One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?"

Xiao Ming: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Go back and ask your parents."

Xiao Ming went home and asked his father who was playing mahjong, and said, "Twenty thousand."

Xiaoming went to ask his sister who was reading a book, and her sister said, "Edison."

Xiao Ming went to ask Big Brother again. Big brother was eating ice cream and said, "That's cool."

Xiao Ming went to ask his second brother, who said on the phone, "honey, I'm not free."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?"

Xiao Ming said, "Twenty thousand."

The teacher said, "Who said that?"

Xiaoming: "Edison."

The teacher slapped him twice.

Xiao Ming said, "That's cool!"

The teacher said angrily, "stand in front of the door after class!" " "

Xiao Ming said, "honey, I'm not free."

The teacher was put in an ambulance.