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Man: "May I ask you the way?"
Woman: "Where?"
Man: "to your heart"
Woman: "Sorry, this road is closed."
second
Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" " "
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "Because you've been running around in my head all day."
Woman: "I think it's ok, because your brain is really too small."
third place
M: (looking at the label of her shirt)
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Man: "I wonder if you are made in heaven."
Woman: "Are you from hell?"
fourth
Man: "I had a bad day." Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "
Woman: "Do you want me to have a bad day?"
Fifth place
Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "
Woman: "I'm sorry, I'm a breeder, and being watched by others makes me uncomfortable."
Sixth
Man: "Miss, can you lend me five dollars?"
Woman: "What are you going to do?"
Man: "I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today."
Woman: "Sorry, I can't lend it to you."
Man: "Why?"
Woman: "because I'm going to call the hospital and say I was scared by a frog."
Seventh place
Man: "It's raining heavily today."
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "That's because God is drooling over you."
Woman: "So that gust of wind just now was given to you by God?"
No.8
Man: "Trust me … I will make you the second happiest person in the world!" " "
Woman: "Why not be the first one ..." (pretending to be cute)
Man: "With you … I am the happiest person!" " "(shallow smile)
Woman: "I think I will soon be the happiest person in the world." (daydreaming)
Man: "Why?" (doubt)
Woman: "Because I want to get rid of your entanglement." (striding away)
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