Humorous copywriting with stomachache

1. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

When I am rich, I will be a beggar, and then hire tens of thousands of people to queue up to throw money at my bowl.

We never copy homework, we are just porters of answers.

4. Live well, and there will be a new blow every day.

Please cherish the person who is kind to you, or you will miss this, and you don't know when you will meet another blind person.

6. Customer: Since I used the hair tonic I bought from you, how did my hair fall out? Shop assistant: Yes, sir. If you want to grow new hair, you must make room for it first.

7. We can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although you can't grow taller, you can still gain weight.

8. In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally lived a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

9. I made an account today. If I eat less than one meal every day, I can save a lot of money after a long time, which can be used when I see my stomach trouble in the future.

10. Speaking of the advantages of a boyfriend, it can be summarized in five words: I can pick a girlfriend.

1 1. Please be careful not to run out of power when playing with your mobile phone until it is automatically turned off. It's really dangerous. I was playing with my mobile phone just now, and I didn't notice the hint of low battery. Then the phone suddenly died and turned off automatically. I almost scared to death when I saw my face on the screen. There are such beautiful people in the world.

12. Taking a math exam is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

13. I finally found the two most liars in the world. First, local tyrants: Alas, I really have no money; The second is Xueba: Oh, I'm really blind on this question!

14. You don't need a slap to make a sound. If you shoot it on your face, it will be very loud.

15. My friend told me in tears that she often falls in love because she is too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: poor, why can he have a girlfriend?

16. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

17. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

18. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

19. Others care whether you fly high or not. Whether you are tired or not, only I really care whether your wings are stewed with coke or braised pork!

20. Others worry about how to make money, and I worry about how to spend money. How to spend 200 yuan until next month?

2 1. Love is like a pot of noodles, you have to rub it; Life is a cake, both beautiful and delicious; Marriage is a pot of porridge, you have to cook it slowly; Wife is a pot of pickles, you can't live without it, and you can't stand it if there are too many.

I am in a regular state every day. Don't wake up in the morning, don't wake up in the afternoon, fight chicken blood at night, and regret at midnight.

Research shows that men who love housework live longer because their wives play less.

24. I visit three provinces every day: What to eat in the morning? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night?