Jokes about fat people and thin people

This is my personal dictation, it's very hard, you have to give me points!

One day, Confucius was walking on the road when he suddenly met two children arguing on the side of the road. One is white and fat, the other is black and thin. Confucius was curious and went to have a look.

Confucius asked them: What are you fighting for?

When the white fat man saw Confucius coming, he pointed to a small hole in the ground and said, "Mr. Confucius, look at this hole." Obviously it is a "hole", and a thin black face must be said to be an "eye". What do you think this is!

The thin black face said, Mr. Confucius, this is obviously an "eye."

White fatty: hole! ! !

Thin black man: eyes! ! !

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Confucius was tired of listening and interrupted their quarrel: in fact, what you said is wrong.

Then Confucius said kindly, this is neither an eye nor a hole.

"This is a thorn in the side!"