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This joke is short and complete.
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Q: This is Ada Finch's account. Do you know what's under the da Vinci code?
A: It's the Da Vinci Verification Code.
20. Q: Who has the flattest chest in fairy tales?
Little red riding hood ...
Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf. ...
2 1. Dad asked his son: Why do Haier brothers only wear underwear?
Son: No Q coins.
22. Q: Do you know why Sichuanese are not afraid of spicy food?
A: I don't know.
Q: Because Sichuanese have to see a small animal before eating spicy food, and then they are not afraid of spicy food. What animal is it?
A: I don't know.
Q: Cockroaches, because I am not afraid of spicy food when I see cockroaches.
Patient: "Doctor, I seem to be half deaf. You can only hear half of what you hear. "
Doctor: "Really? Then let me test it. 88"
Patient: "44"
24. In Chinese class, the teacher writes "soft" on the blackboard and then lets everyone spell it. The boys shouted: heaven-end-soft. The teacher said: boys' pronunciation is not standard, please ask girls to supplement it. The girls shouted: the end of the day-I am soft. The monitor corrected: during the day-five nights are soft. The teacher was impatient and corrected sharply: the correct spelling should be day-five nights-I soft.
25. Q: Why can't you tell cold jokes at the seaside?
Answer: It should make the sea laugh (whistle).
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