Zipper said classic quotations.

1. Being misunderstood is the fate of the speaker, and we have nothing to complain about.

You can be Fan Bingbing in one day, but you can't be Arlene Yin Hui in one day.

How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

I know how to protect myself since I was a child. I know that the best way to avoid rejection is to reject others first.

5, first find the reason from yourself, don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.

6. My biggest dream: I can go to heaven alive.

7. I boast that I am a bird, but I really think I can fly.

8. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

9. I have a treasure in my heart. It's empty and valuable.

10, I can't bear it, I don't need to bear it anymore, why should I suppress my nature to get him!

1 1, there is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.

12, things are split in two. How can you know white without looking at black?

13, we talk about too much freedom, too little right and wrong, too many choices and too little cost.

14, dung beetles's life is: look up at the stars, bow your head and roll shit.

15, there is no way to go, only by bus.

16, there are many thin people, and fat people are eye-catching.

17, going the wrong way, even running is useless!

18, it is said that women are one track-minded men. You tell your organ privacy!

19, you don't have love. You need company. Get a dog.

20. People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

2 1, life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good!

22. If one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

23, you don't have love, you need company, get a dog! Need company, get a dog!

24. If the means are not hard enough, the figure will be soft.

25. I want to see reproduction, reproduction and the animal world!

Fairy tales are beautiful because they are told by children.

27. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I have no chance to interrupt her.

28. If you are sensible, please eat steamed bread. If you don't understand, treat it with your fists.

29. At that time, my girlfriend and I were looking up information when a window popped up. It is very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.

30. Jumping off a building is also a challenge. Will you let grandma jump off a building?

3 1, love, exposure is a scam, and not exposure is a belief.

32. My brother looks so abstract, and it's still spring. What are you afraid of?

Sister Na, just be yourself and don't have to play the role given to you by society!

34. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

Roses are cheap, you can give them to your wife.

36. When you see the deer in a beautiful woman's heart bump into each other, those animals have hit the deer many times.

37, the head of all evil, no matter inside, no one in the world is perfect.

38. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

39. Apprentices who don't want to betray their teachers are incompetent.

40. Try not to quarrel if you can.

4 1, as long as you don't hurt others, there is no shortcut worth attacking.

42. Love a person as low as dust, not to mention drug dogs and paramecium.

43. You are worse than my ex-boyfriend. He's been in love for seven years, and you changed your mind before you started.

44. Childbearing is our right, not our obligation. Whether we exercise this right has nothing to do with right or wrong.

45, midnight dream back, the person at the pillow is not a sweetheart, and the sweetheart is already a dreamer.