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Talk about love.

1. Everything can start over, but youth can't. So many things, tied to youth is beautiful, leaving youth is stupid. 2. Some people have something that may last a lifetime, and then you can't get it back if you want to.

Sometimes what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say. Yidian market network

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

If you forget to wake up, I would rather close my eyes first.

I thought it would last forever, but it was just an accidental meeting!

7. You made me understand that love can never be forgotten, love can never be abandoned, and sometimes love can be a personal matter.

8. All sadness always leaves a trace of joy. All regrets always leave a perfect corner.

9. First love is the easiest sacrifice on the altar of youth.

10. Is there a person you don't love who is kind to others, and you are unhappy?

1 1. I can't write grandiose words, I can only write my feelings, I can't fake the truth, I can only seek truth from facts.

12. When water blocks your mouth, let silence take the place of all answers. ツ

13. My silence is only to resist the pain you gave me.

14. If one day, no one says in your ear that it is annoying; No one shows off his cleverness anymore; No one will fidget and send text messages when you can't get through, and finally get angry with you when you get through; No one is sad to say that he is in a bad mood; People no longer call you bad; No one will listen to you meekly from time to time and suddenly lose his temper with you. Will you be lost if you lose such a person?

15. No text messages, no phone calls, nothing. But I'm still here, missing you crazily.

16. People who don't like it are easy to tell a joke and send a short message casually. I like it, but it has become a dead hole in my heart. I dare not move, even if I see it, I can't speak. I like a person, but I see her without saying a word. Looking at my friends talking and laughing, I was jealous and anxious. Hint or express your heart and say I love you, but I'm afraid everything is your own self-love.

17. Finally, one day, I can let go of so many things I don't understand. Finally one day, I can smile at you again. Finally, one day, I can also say hello. Finally, one day, no matter who and where I mention your news again, I can laugh without a ripple in my heart.

18. Don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade. Tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.

19. If you like her, tell her. Even if she refuses, she will not lose face, because in her heart, she will thank you for your true feelings. If she likes you, tell her exactly how you feel. Like is like, don't like is not like. Never hesitate for fear of hurting her.

20. I want to find a boyfriend who always says I'm fat and short of money and always buys me candy.

2 1. When I was a child, quarreling was really simple: you are a pig and you are a pig rebound! The rebound is invalid!

22. Sometimes, when you smile outside, do you cry inside?

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24. I smiled bitterly when I remembered the days together.

25. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

26. Your happiness is like a knife, stabbing into my sad heart.

27. I'm tired, I'm sleepy, I'm bored and I'm sad, all because I'm not myself anymore!

28. The biggest laziness in our life is that when we know that we have the ability to make a choice, we don't take the initiative to change it, but let it live.

29. Don't think that there is something better behind, because what you have now is the best; Don't give up because the distance is too far, love can travel with you; Don't give up because the other person is not rich, and work hard to make yourself rich; Don't give up because your parents object, you will find that giving up love for this reason will be a lifelong regret. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier.

30. I smiled inexplicably because I thought of you.

3 1. Sometimes, I suddenly feel sad, but I don't know why.

32. I like the way others can't get used to me and get rid of me.

33. Has anyone stopped crying in front of the person he loves? Like him, he always tears in front of me.

Sad people like drinking, while lonely people like singing old songs.

35. When chatting with someone you like, you always giggle inexplicably.

36. We all have some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

37. It's easy when you want to forget, but it's always so difficult when you want to forget.

38. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

39. Every night after I lost you, I woke up crying in my sleep.

40. I am a man who chases the sun on foot. No matter how fast and tired I run, you can't come near me.

Summarize 40 classic sentences about self-mockery

Self-deprecating classic sentence (I) 1. Forgive my indifference, I have no choice in the face of this world. .....

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.

4. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

What we are pursuing is like a joke for a long time.

6. I can't give up, and I can't give up, because everyone's contribution will make me feel guilty, but it will also spur me to keep climbing, so that I can live up to these heavy entrustment.

7. Dear yourself, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping, not eating, being sad and blaming yourself. These are all things that fools do.

8. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

9. I just found out that after walking for so long, I was the only one who accompanied me to the end.

10. It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

1 1. I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

12. Why do I love short hair? Because my long hair looks like a turtle swimming ashore, covered with a lot of seaweed.

13. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

14. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

15. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

16. It's no use being handsome before the law.

17. Being single for too long will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.

18. The inner desolation and despair cannot be erased by time.

19. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

20. I looked at my yesterday and then lost my tomorrow.

Self-deprecating classic sentence (2)1. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

22. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

23. Pedestrian: Look, he is bald himself and sells "hair restorer"! Bald head: Hey! Why do you talk like that? According to you, can't men sell "tattooed breasts"?

24. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

25. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

27. I blame myself for not hugging you from behind and saying, "I still love you, stay."

28. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing self-reproach.

29. I often ask myself why I am more and more tolerant of vulgarization of culture. I often console myself. Maybe I have become tolerant as I get older, but now it seems that I am really degenerating.

30. Live well, and every day there is a new blow.

3 1. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

Since I became shit, no one dared to step on my head again.

I can't let go until you stick the knife in my heart.

34. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.

35. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

36. I don't even know how to laugh. Who are you to cry? -Feng

37. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

38. To love someone who doesn't love himself, even if he has given everything, including his life, he will be moved, grateful and guilty at most.

39. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

40. If you finally get tired of me, you must come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I am too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you are still thinking about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.

About trying to be brave, talk about collecting forty sentences.

Talk about being brave (I) 1. In fact, our lives are very bad, and we must bravely show each other that I am actually fine.

2. Tear off the last ray of bravado to say goodbye/tear off the last ray of sunshine to say goodbye.

3. What if you cry? Dry your tears and move on. What if you laugh? Life is braver without happiness.

We wore each other by mistake, so we parted in a hurry without meeting.

My heart is in pain and tears, but on the surface, I still try to be brave and say nothing. Who am I trying to be brave for

6. For me, Hehe stands for helpless smile, Haha stands for brave smile, Hee hee stands for artificial smile, Hehe stands for embarrassed smile, and hihi stands for happy smile.

7. Can you feel the feeling that you are uncomfortable, but you still have to suppress your emotions and laugh in front of your friends?

8. Growth is only a transition. Without dogs, we must recognize our friends, learn to be brave, learn to disguise, recognize reality and learn to be hypocritical.

9. I know that words are all about courage.

10. Chi Wei said: Don't try to be brave when you are sad. The girl I have loved for seven years will always be happy.

1 1. Why try to be brave when you are sad? Let the tears wet your eyelashes and let the pain flow away.

12. I know I love you hypocritically, so you don't have to be brave.

13. Do you love me? If you love me, get out. What girls are good at is trying to be brave, thinking that I don't know anything.

14. There is a person who can see through my bluff and duplicity and comfort me when I am helpless and sad.

15. I am angry, but I still have to smile and say it doesn't matter. Obviously very scared, but also try to be brave and say it doesn't matter.

16. The human mind is the most fragile, but this fragility is the least easily seen.

17. I tried to be brave and said some words of blessing, which was a bit confusing.

18. Actually, I'm not as strong as you think, but I try to be brave again and again.

19. Even if you almost had the ultimate happiness before, your heart can't go back, can it?

20. We all like to be brave. Even if a thousand arrows go through the heart, you should smile and say it doesn't hurt.

About trying to be brave (Part II) 2 1. I'm just a teenage girl. I'm not strong enough to need comfort. I am strong and won't be hurt by a word or two. I just want to be brave.

I have experienced sadness and desolation, but I can't be with you forever.

23. The years that have passed away are like running water, and the ones that have passed away are gone forever.

24. I am not a superman. Why should I put up with it? I'm not Spongebob, and I can't learn to smile bravely.

25. Don't feel how unforgettable you are. I'm not trying to be brave.

26. The biggest sorrow of people is inconsistency and trying to be brave!

27. Can there be one person? You can see through my bluff. Can protect my vulnerability.

I saw your dear on Valentine's Day, but I still have to face it bravely with a smile.

29. I wish someone would hold me tight when listening to me and say that I know you are trying to be brave.

30. The mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart is surrendering. Pretend you don't care when you obviously care. Then when you calm down, you laugh at yourself. Why are you pretending to be so strong?

3 1. I don't want you to be brave when you are sick!

32. I am sick. The doctor said to me, "Don't try to be brave. You have a bad cold and a high fever of 39 degrees. "

33. "Don't try to be brave in front of me".

34. Some things, remember, only you can be strong. Some things, remember, can only rely on their own courage.

35. You don't need to be brave or lie. People who know you naturally know your true identity.

Don't challenge my restless heart with your so-called bluff, lest the casual wave engulf your arrogance.

Don't try to be brave, pretend to be strong, you will be very tired.

38. Scorpio is an impressionable constellation. On the surface, they like being brave. In private, many scorpios are crying babies, but they just don't want to cry in front of others. Therefore, when Scorpio is loved, they will be very grateful and silently keep these in mind, expecting to repay others. In a sense, these things that move them are the driving force for them to continue to believe that human nature has a bright and warm side.

39. Looking up, I found that the sky was still the same blue. Does anyone see through my bluff and care about my sadness?

40. I didn't try to be brave and laugh at your betrayal, but chose to escape and pretend to be chic.

Forty classic quotations that let you know about love.

1, when you meet love, you will become tolerant. I love myself more because I love you. Because I love you, I know I exist. Because I love you, I am growing. Because I love you, I feel painful and happy. Because I love you, I know there are many unsatisfied things in life. To love someone is to stay with this person for a lifetime, not just for a period of time.

2. Someone betrayed you, but you want to make it back. Someone doesn't love you, but you please him. Why do you wronged yourself for love? If a person really loves you, he will never be cold and hot for you; If a person really wants to chase you, he will never play with you. It is better to be single than to be in humble love.

It is not easy to find the person you love, nor is it easy to find the person who loves you. If you are not sure who you love the most, why not cherish this feeling when you become someone else's lover? Love comes from the heart. Tell yourself that you love him, and you will naturally fall in love with him.

4, don't change yourself against your will for the so-called love, love is not how much you have changed, but how long you have persisted; Don't let waiting become the torture of so-called love. The more you expect, the less likely you are to be rewarded. Don't be hurt, instead of looking back for so-called love. The extinguished flame can no longer burn, and finally you can only use your blood and tears to slowly resolve all the pain at the beginning.

No matter how much you love each other, you must never be a third party. Think carefully and silently. Because I know that such a story is doomed from the beginning, and it is doomed that many people will be hurt in this story from the beginning. Those who should go always have to go, but those who can't stay are like flowers on the other side. After a lifetime of poverty, flowers and leaves are still wrong.

6. When two people are together, there will always be problems, and someone will always get into trouble. You can see each other's personality and feelings when something happens. If the first reaction is to blame you, or don't want to bear it with you, then he loves himself far more than his family, even more than he loves you. When two people are together, no matter who is in trouble, don't blame. They should be thinking of sharing and solving together. Because love is your fault, but I am willing to share it.

7. Many people have been hurt by love, so they no longer believe in love. But in fact, these people know love best. Because you're hurt, you know. Because losing is cherishing. Because of betrayal, it is loyalty. They look indifferent, but in fact they have the least love in their hearts.

8. When you meet someone, because he loves you, he puts away his stubborn temper for you; He turned your interest into his, or because he loves you. If you find such people around you, please cherish them. The lost lover will always know you best.

9. Love is not inseparable, but never gives up after passion. The final result of love is affection, mutual support, mutual tolerance and understanding, regardless of each other's beauty, ugliness or illness. If one day, one party is paralyzed or has an incurable disease, the other party will stay with him until he leaves.

10, together for a long time, can't avoid the dispute. Some couples quarrel every day, but they are still together year after year. Although we quarrel every day, we are inseparable. Some lovers never quarrel, outsiders envy their sweetness, but break up like lightning. Quarrel is crazy communication, and those who are willing to stay and quarrel love you. On the contrary, patience will slowly become a time bomb, and one day it will suddenly explode, and all feelings will be destroyed instantly.

1 1. It is not easy to find the person you love, and it is not easy to find the person who loves you. If you are not sure who you love the most, why not cherish this feeling when you become someone else's lover? Love comes from the heart. Tell yourself that you love him, and you will naturally fall in love with him.

12, feelings are not equal to love. Two people have feelings, which may be just a tacit understanding because of a long time. It may be that * * * has the same interests and hobbies, or it may be just friendship and affection. But love is much more complicated. Love is jealous, painful, happy and sexual. Never say love just because you have feelings for someone. Love is a kind of dedication.

13, sometimes, one kind of love really can't be used to measure another kind of love. Some love, you are not the party, you simply can't understand. Why not let go, because we want to be happy and love when we can. Don't let your love wait too long, and don't let your happiness wait too long.

14, interested in each other, don't say it, is the highest state of love. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the glad eye, the fiery psychology of eye contact and the thrilling feeling when touching their fingers. Once you say it, the taste will be much lighter, because after two people agree, all behaviors have been recognized, and with psychological preparation, they will gradually become numb in the end.

No matter how disappointed you are with the opposite sex, you have no reason to be disappointed with love. Because love itself is hope, and it is always the hope of life. Love is your own quality, your own soul, your own situation and has nothing to do with others. Love is not a noun, but a verb, an eternal verb, endless.

16, some love, even if you try hard, you can't stay. It is not fate that prevents you from loving, but that you two are not suitable. Two people who are not suitable in life can love each other spiritually, but the more they love, the more tired they are. Love is not everything, we really want to be together, not by feelings, but by changing for each other in love. Love is actually a kind of accommodation.

17, no matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you; No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be someone who doesn't love you and meets the right person at the right time. This is a kind of fate, and this fate just needs patience and frustration to meet. In your world, there will always be someone who loves you more than expected.

18, many emotions are defeated by distance. If they are far away, they will be dissatisfied, and if they are near, they will be contradictory. Distance is actually a kind of respect for each other. Distance is needed in love. It is selfish to get along without distance. You can't just care about yourself and ignore other people's feelings. Love is not a shackle, let alone give each other space and give yourself space. Don't get too close, we still have our own life; It's not too far, just a turning distance.

19, when two people are together, you often don't know the preciousness of love and think it's just an ordinary life. Although very sweet, but very dull. However, once separated, the feeling of being cut off will make you understand that the original dull life is the best gift of love.

20. To love someone is to know and understand. Perhaps, love and hate are between our thoughts! Love is not only about tolerance, but also about timing. A lot of things may lie in the change of your mood. If someone falls in love with you and you think he is nice, it doesn't mean you will choose him.

2 1, some people, you can't stay. It's not unworthy, but he doesn't have you in his heart at all. Falling in love is not how good you are at all, but how good he is to you. If a person cherishes you, then you are the best. If a person hates you, then everything you do is wrong. So don't waste your time on someone who doesn't love you. Only those who love you deserve your love.

22, a person can fall in love with many people in his life, but only after you get the happiness that really belongs to you will you understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love, and your love will always be behind.

23, so many once enviable love, in the end, all ended in nothing, and those who have never cared, but can love each other so simply, blossom and bear fruit. In fact, as long as there is a hand willing to hold your hand and a heart to put you into life, that is enough.

24. We all long for the love of growing old together, but sometimes growing old together has nothing to do with love. The saddest thing in life is to love someone deeply, but never be together. Patience is a deep love, but not everyone can cherish it. Holding hands with someone who is willing to put up with you will last longer than those who will only give you romantic love.

25. Love is a high fever. Foolish people get married, feverish people break up, and obsessed people burn.

26. The most important thing to love someone is not to make a vow, not to talk sweetly, but to believe in each other that we will grow old together. Once the faith collapsed and drifted with the wind, once the oath, only broken fragments were left. We firmly believe that we will grow old together and give love a strong backing.

27, to make love simple, it is best to choose the object that suits you. A person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love in return will make love simple. In this way, two people don't have to guess their thoughts or worry about their whereabouts at ordinary times; Don't be afraid of being provoked unintentionally, and don't doubt the motivation to do anything. Between two people, I miss you a little, but I won't be sad.

28, there is a kind of love, obviously deep love, but the expression is not perfect; There is a kind of love, knowing to give up, but unwilling to leave; There is a kind of love, knowing that it is suffering, but it cannot be avoided; There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart is already irreparable; There is a kind of love, knowing that it will hurt, but unwilling to let go; There is a kind of love, knowing to wait, but being silly and lonely; There is a kind of love, obviously not in contact, but desperately miss each other!

29. We may love the wrong person, or cry for things that are not worth it, but one thing is certain, that is, mistakes can help us find the right person, which will also make us do better next time. Who can't make mistakes? We have all had painful experiences, just to find the final destination.

30. Love was the temptation at first, and then it turned into warmth. The warmth of love, that is, the lights on at home at night, that is, the medicine handed to you when you have a cold, and the shoulders that lean over when you are sad, the flame of love cannot always be strong.

3 1, love is your own master, and this relationship can make you happy and secure, so let's talk about it, regardless of the other person's poverty status and education. And this feeling makes you miserable, so be careful, even if you love him. To put it bluntly, finding someone who can make you happy all your life is the goal of love.

32. It turns out that loving someone means loving her forever and never being willing to blame her. Seeing her cry, my heart is like a needle; Seeing her smile, her own is like a flower. In love, everyone has his own fatal weakness.

33, love a person, you have to understand and understand; An apology is also a thank you; Be considerate and considerate; Is to accept rather than endure; Is to support rather than dominate; It is tolerance rather than connivance; It is sympathy rather than questioning; Is to pour out rather than blame; It is unforgettable, not forgotten.

34. I think love is the whole of life; One day, however, I found that it was just the most wasted part of my time. I used to think that if I fell in love, I wouldn't be lonely; However, one day I found that loneliness still fell in love with me. One day I found that I was covered with scars when I left you.

36. In love, those who care most often lose the most. Find someone who can make you happy all your life. This is the goal of love. The best is often the one who has been with you the longest. Therefore, we don't need too many criteria to choose lovers. We only need these three things: don't lie to you, don't hurt you, and accompany you.

37, love is very strange, everything cares, and finally everything can be forgiven; As Tagore said: the eyes are raining for her, but the heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

38. I love you not only because of your appearance; And because of the way I look when I'm with you. I love you not only because of what you have done for me; And because of what I can do for you. I love you because you can bring out my truest part, my stupidity and my weakness, which hardly exist in your eyes; The most beautiful place in my heart is illuminated by your light.

39. When two people are together, if a woman wants a man to do everything. Then the man became more and more mature and responsible. But if a woman does everything by herself, then this man will become more and more lazy and irresponsible. So many girls work hard all their lives and ask for it. Men can't do it because you are too capable.

40. People who really love you will never leave you. Even if he has a thousand reasons to give up, he will find a reason to stick to it. Love is not vanity, it should be shown off in front of everyone; Love is not a beautiful dress, it should be worn outside for everyone to enjoy; Love is not a task, we should have a confession to our relatives and friends. Love is your own business. Only you know whether you are happy or not.