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Ask Wang Wang to be a person with the same humanity. This person should not be a dragon or a horse. It's better to be patient or something. Don't be sad, but end it. Send it to 6347 10799@qq.com. than

Ask Wang Wang to be a person with the same humanity. This person should not be a dragon or a horse. It's better to be patient or something. Don't be sad, but end it. Send it to 6347 10799@qq.com. thank you Phantom (this is a classic, crossing into Yagyu's sister, but not for babies. The hostess doesn't know tennis, but she draws well.

Don't betray (crossing the predecessor is a unruly and willful big lady, very weak, not suitable for babies)

In early summer, I lost my voice (my name is cousin, I first studied in Bingdi, married Feng, and was framed and transferred to Lihai University).

The season of love (this thing is worn by babies, and the woman was a killer in her last life. )

Thousands of dollars (not for the baby, the hostess seems to be very strong, I have been watching it for too long, I can't remember clearly)

I know how many flowers fall in my dream. The woman's biological father is a German aristocrat, and her stepfather is a coach of Lihai University.

Wang Fanling dances (crossing into Osamu Tezuka's sister). )

Wang fan-your smile, my happiness (through Jiebu, in this article, Jiebu is a sister control)

Wang Wang was born king (crossing into a chubby girl,)

King of the net: King of the net (worn by younger sister and baby).

Wang Wang-Fanghua Room Rebirth Moment (for the baby)

Dream of dancing (not suitable for babies)

Find your own happiness (children's clothes, trace twin sister, Dong Bang+Want Want)

Love is 100% (not for babies)

Pear blossom snow in late spring (worn by babies)

Such a husband (not worn by babies, crossing into Rukawa Kaede's sister)

"I started learning Japanese today" (it's a baby dress, but the hostess doesn't know Wang Wang at all, passing by the daughter of her aunt in Chengxing Village)

Who is my little prince (many endings, one of which is from Xingcun)

I am kind (there are many endings, one of which is from Xingcun)

Wang Fanzi soldiers Meng Xiao (there are many endings, one of which is from Xingcun).

Purple fog permeates the memory of Wang Wang.

Wang Wang you xing

Wang Yiran

Butterfly dance in the night

People don't waste girls.

Moonless dust

The condensation of Wang Wang's peers

Wang Wang ~ the sky is clear above the clouds

Wang Wang began to learn Japanese today.

Please call me princess.

Such a husband!

[Wang] A teenager in a coat

Love is 100%.

Wang Su dyes autumn, winter and summer.

Second spring.

[woof-woof] Look ... gray machine, gray past (multi-ending, the second part is "Li Hai Da Zi Si")

Li Hai Da Zi Si

Just want simple love

Non-crossing:

The reason for the heartbeat (the woman accepted the heart of her sister in Xingcun and went to Xingcun to be her daughter)

Destiny takes a hand to love you (this matter has many endings, one of which is from Xingcun, Want Want +SD).

Our story in Rikkai ~ for Yukimura~

Summer Injury (dorri)

Wang Wang is only for your heart

Wangwang Yu Jiankai

The Butterfly Dance of Nets-Weird duo (with multiple endings)

Most of them can be found in Baidu Library.

Purple rose

-elder sister, if one day, I am not with you, you must live well.

-Good. I assure you.

Ha ha, my sister promised, so don't go back on our word. Oh, and, sister, don't be lonely in the future, I will be very worried.

On one occasion, she came to the world of tennis king by mistake. Looking at these princes who have dreams and sweat for them, she thinks she knows that she can't integrate into this world and their lives. Because she has been driving away, trying to get close to her warmth. But the result in my heart is always changing the answer.

Just like a rose.

Flowers bloom and fall. A very short time.

But it has a different luster.

When Wang Wang's love is still going on.

"Dragon, get up." Chiba Sakura pinched the dragon's little face, and then motioned for karubi, the cat, to wake his master. According to her experience, karubi is 20% more likely to wake up the dragon horse than her.

This guy always likes to lie in bed. Usually she can let him sleep for a few more minutes, but ... sorry, not today, because today is the day when they report to the youth training college.

Karubi lovingly rubbed the dragon's face and called a few times. Sure enough, after a few seconds, the dragon and horse woke up faintly.

Wow, Kawaii, that's so cute. She really wants to kiss the little face of the dragon horse.

"Dragon Horse, cousin Caicai prepared your favorite Japanese breakfast." I don't believe you didn't wake up, because the person who was about to wake up just now actually fell asleep again.

"Not an American?" The dragon horse opened its beautiful amber eyes.

Everything about the dragon horse is lovely and beautiful, especially the amber eyes, except, of course, the eyes of the old man, Genjiro.

"Sister?" Malone doesn't have a clear answer yet, because his mother cooks American breakfast almost every day, and he doesn't like it.

"Uh-huh, but when I came in to wake you up just now, my uncle had shoveled it. I don't know ... "Anything else? Chiba words haven't say that finish, the dragon has a bounce, ran into the bathroom.

The old man's appetite is not all ordinary people's, so he has to hurry.

Chiba raised a big smile. In fact, she has reserved breakfast for him, but will the dragon get up if not? I'm afraid I'll stay in bed for another ten minutes.

Originally, she didn't like the tennis world very much, because she came here because of the tennis prince, which doesn't belong to her world.

Say it, Tezuka.

Copywriter: "Chun, do you really want to transfer to a youth college?" Keigo Keigo looked at the girl sitting opposite him with a big smile in disbelief.

"Well, I've got someone to help me with the formalities ~" I nodded.

"Shout ~ ~, really take you there is no way, how can I have you this wayward sister? Isn't it good to come to the ice emperor? " My brother shook his head helplessly, then gave me a look and asked, "Really ... give up tennis?"

I froze and looked down. "I haven't given up, I'm continuing to pursue it in another way." I stroked my right wrist. "My right hand can't play tennis any more. Although I can play with my left hand, "I took a deep breath and smiled at my brother. "I decided not to take tennis as the focus of my life, otherwise I wouldn't return to Japan. I am now working hard to study sports injuries and can help you treat them in the future! "

"Is there such a curse on your brother?" Brother disgruntled said

"Ha ha, just kidding! However, it is ok to play ball with my brother occasionally! I can hit you with my left hand! "

"Pure ..." Brother didn't laugh, gave me a deep look and stopped talking.

"click" and "click"

What a familiar voice! Someone is playing tennis! I have been in Qing Xue for a week, but I still can't tell the difference between East and West. Following the sound, I saw a group of students playing tennis on several tennis courts. "They should be members of the youth tennis department!" "Out of curiosity, I went over.

There are many people around the stadium on the right. A man with glasses and a straight face is playing a game with another man. The man with glasses won in less than 10 minutes.

"It's really Minister Osamu Tezuka, it's amazing!"

Summer of the Millennium

Even after a thousand years, I just want to live in this summer forever.

Baihexing

The protagonist is a soul, and in order to find his own heart, name and memory, he is pushed into the door of reincarnation by God. Since then, I have gone through countless summers and experienced countless things.

When the 999th summer came, she found herself in a familiar place. Wait, is this the world in the book?

So when she met them. The story begins.

Love to heartache.

Copywriting:

once

Autumn, very suitable for nostalgic season ~

Standing on the Champs Elysé es, he looked up at the sky. How is she?

Still miss the place where he grew up, after all, it is his deepest love ~

In Tokyo ...

Characteristic performer

Oh, my God, it's still blue.

The clouds are still very white.

He still loves her.

She still loves him. ...

Sanfan

If she misses him again, she doesn't know if there is anything in this world that is worth her nostalgia. ...

If he can't have her, he won't know whether he can give his feelings one day. ...

Looking back at the different world

Content introduction:

A girl who claims to be "a great scientist who will be famous in the world in the 22nd century" finally went on a vulgar journey when a test tube exploded unexpectedly and then there was a gap in time and space. ...

The scientific name of this journey is:

Material transfer events caused by space-time dislocation.

The common name of this trip is:

Through ...! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Tread through the snow in search of love

In order to achieve the final step of repairing the truth-returning to the original state, she came to the world.

Here, she began to learn to laugh and cry.

Here, she accompanied the princes through the ups and downs of life.

I thought her life would go on like this ... but I was forced to leave.

Will she come back?

This article is a fan of comic version, and it will be somewhat different from the animated version in the later stage. Don't be surprised ~ ~ ~

Late memory

Introduction:

Please wait for me ... okay?

Crossing is a very loving thing.

I am an otaku. There are also friends who collect all anime things. I like browsing online.

However, I was surprised that I wore it.

As the splendid time goes by, we will meet somewhere. Please wait for that day, even if you have a very sad experience.

12 midnight, after watching the hell girl. I'm frantically looking for the website of Hell Communication.

It seems that I am still very lucky! I can't believe I found it! Release my invincible giggle noise in front of the computer.

But this website feels weird, right? I looked at it carefully for two minutes and finally found something strange.

The original "enter the name of the person you want to kill" has become "choose the language". HOHO, we chose the Japanese by firing.

I have opened a special screenshot software, and I am going to send this special website screenshot to anime fans! Suppose we serve you at a critical moment.

But this website is really strange! First, choose the language. What is it now? Please enter your wish. It seems to be international. Someone is crazy ~ I just want to find hell communication, but the interface is hell communication and the send button.

Love her. When will you do something good?

Doubting what this website is for, I entered the word crossing with a grain of salt.

Then my dear little love. Interface display:

If you really want to realize your wish, please accept it. After you accept it, sign a formal contract with me. But there are conditions. Do you want to accept it?

I pressed the button with a glimmer of hope, because there are always some websites that are deceptive. Maybe someone is playing a trick on me. ...

Then the treaty appeared.

However, crossing comes at a price. After crossing, the original settings were changed in that world.

Then your physical changes in the real world will disappear and you can't go back. You can only stay in that world.

Even so, do you want to cross?

As cold as the moon.

I'm really unlucky. I am obviously a first-class identity, but I staged a third-rate drama. I'm sure I won't be a famous Shu Yuan in my next life, so I'll be an ordinary person.

But why are you reborn in this prince's world?

Forget it, as long as no one notices.

But why do beautiful women always faint in my arms?

Forget it, as long as it's not very familiar.

So ... why is my childhood friend the iceberg of Lida University?

Why did you meet daffodils at a random party?

I met Kansai Wolf casually on the last street.

……

Oh, my God, I want to be an ordinary person, didn't you hear?

reborn

Ben has a pair of smiling eyes.

Seeing the sky full of sadness,

Or pray,

Don't cry for me in the sky.

It turns out that I am used to smiling to pay homage to my sadness.

Don't worry, a hidden person won't abandon the pit.

PS: This is the first time to write an article. Please don't attack. This article does not accept patting bricks, so it is very fragile.

Some Cain thinks that novels come from life, but they are higher than life, so some Cain thinks that if they are really ordinary or even mediocre, it is impossible for people to like them, so forgive my fantasy a lot.

This article is bloody and shocking. If you can't accept it, please click on the small red cross in the upper right corner to express your thanks to O (∩ _ ∩) O.

Some hidden ambitions: write a composition with pure dog blood, and no one will be responsible. Although the dog blood sketch is bloody (this is nonsense and can be ignored), I always like the dog blood sketch to be plain and ordinary, which may be happiness. However, since it is a novel, it is necessary to interpret a hidden fantasy, so I have to write about the heroine who can't be found in the crowd (I hope everyone can show her that she is holding her head).

I am willful, so I want to leave a message ~ ~! Otherwise don't update (grin, threat)

Label: Wang Wang's soul changes through time and space.

Leading role: ┃ Qing Zi Wei Xue (Ye Luo) Supporting role: Bing Di, Qing Xue, Li Haida, etc. ┃ Others: Crossing the Net King.

Watercolor reflection

Purple eyes are gentle and shallow, reflecting the truest self.

Attracted by this purple, I don't want to go back to my lonely past.

Promise to hold your hand and grow old with your son, and laugh at the dawn and the sunrise.

twist with fingers

Official documents and letters

I smiled and looked at everyone around me coldly.

It was a hysterical smile, the intersection of two extremes.

I have forgotten how to cry.

Sitting alone in the corner,

I looked at the cold wall with a straight face and absorbed the only heat in my hot tea.

Looking at the laughing crowd, I still smile, and my sadness is unnoticed. ...

After rebirth, can I find a warmth that belongs to me in the Netscape world?

There is no answer, but from the moment we met, my fate was intertwined with theirs. ...

exceed ....

Tags: Travel through time and space, soul metamorphosis, flower season, rainy season.

Protagonist: Leng Qian Lan Nuan Wen [Blue Nuan Wen] ┃ Supporting roles: Genichiro Makita, Kiyomura Kiyoshi, Liu Shenghong, Akahara Chiya, Kunimitsu Tezuka, Fuji Hideyoshi, Keigo Hattori, Oshima Oshima Oshima, Shang Hong Dance Dress, Shang Hong Yuan Yi, Hayakawa Haoran, etc .. ┃ Others: King Crossing the Net, Emperor BG.

That year, that look

perhaps

That year, at that glance, your fate and mine were linked from now on.

When we meet again

Does that look miss each other?

Or hold hands for a lifetime

Hiroyuki

It's crossed. There's nothing to say without crossing, is there?

I actually became a cousin of a bear? WW is there such a person? depressed ...

I'm related to my favorite prince. What am I doing here?

But I am so lucky that I can wear to places I am familiar with and places where I can give full play to my strengths ~

So ................ is the best, don't be careless ~ haha

Wang Wang's colleague-as cold as the moon

I'm really unlucky. I am obviously a first-class identity, but I staged a third-rate drama. I'm sure I won't be a famous Shu Yuan in my next life, so I'll be an ordinary person.

But why are you reborn in this prince's world?

Forget it, as long as no one notices.

But why do beautiful women always faint in my arms?

Forget it, as long as it's not very familiar.

So ... why is my childhood friend the iceberg of Lida University?

Why did you meet daffodils at a random party?

I met Kansai Wolf casually on the last street.

……

Oh, my God, I want to be an ordinary person, didn't you hear?

calamus

Someone once told me that calamus means resurrection. lD6hL8[

Resurrection, this is a deal with the devil. Give a transparent soul in exchange for wings of freedom.

The quaint and quiet Japanese-style old house has left traces of vicissitudes for it, and it has also been infected with a proud and rigorous atmosphere.

The two ladies sitting indoors, both wearing exquisite kimonos, talked in a low voice with a little smile.

It was not until the paper door was opened that the two stopped. The lady in the dark green kimono turned to look at the door, while the lady in the dark black kimono still looked at the door.

A child of about seven or eight years old was kneeling at the door, with fine eyes and a clear and shallow smile on his mouth. Some immature faces reveal a very quiet atmosphere. Short curly blue-purple hair, blowing slightly with the breeze. The sun behind him fell, giving him a faint golden light, fair complexion, giving people a crystal clear feeling. A purple kimono is a bit too mature and solemn, but it gives birth to a proud and noble temperament when worn on this child.

Destiny takes a hand, I love you (SD+ Netscape)

Yagyu Meijia, a gentle girl who came back from China, started her gorgeous high school life in Japan. ` 8/K+ e '

She goes to school in northern Hunan. As a gentleman's sister in the tennis department of Lihai University, she wandered between the tennis department and the basketball department and met many handsome guys. Which is her final choice? What kind of life will she bring them

Legend of Wang Lei

If you had the chance to be reborn, if you were reborn in the world of Netscape, how would you live your wonderful life?

In her own way, the woman wrote the legend of fenglei with the lich king. ...

She was a medicine jar in her last life and finally got together with her beloved.

But this kind of happiness is envied by God.

Only married for half a year, she walked around and met a robber who wanted more money than sex!

She died to protect her, and her world collapsed. ...

She can be crossed by a shower and a fever and become a newborn baby.

Her mother in this life is a brave unmarried mother.

She and her twin brother grew up with their mother's love.

She vowed to be a strong person,

She should be able to protect herself and her family,

She wants her reborn self to live a wonderful life. ...

Nai Nai's Wang Ji Ji Tian Zhen

Although it is not finished, the content is relatively complete, which is considered finished.

Do you have to run after the prince to cross the world of Netscape?

Should people who cross be held in the hands of all princes and loved?

Besides, can't you make them princes of the world instead of yourself?

Nai Nai will prove to everyone that he can be a beloved prince in the world of tennis prince, build a football empire belonging to him, and of course, get a perfect lover, the emperor, Sanada Genichirou ~ ~

There are three little girls here: Nai Nai, Little Pig and Baa Baa.

There are countless CP touted by women of the same age, and of course there are sparks of the prince of football and the prince of tennis who subvert the boundaries ~ ~

When 14-year-old Beckham meets Xing Village, when water sprite is full of patience because of Pi Bo, when the arrogant and lovely Ronaldinho meets Osamu Tezuka, CP is in chaos ~ ~

Only love, if there is.

Love begins with a smile, faint, natural and fresh, warm, true and gentle.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that we can learn to cherish this belated gift and protect the most special person in our hearts.

Like, it is shallow love; Love is deep love.

Time may make people forget the light love slowly, but they can't erase the deep love.

Know each other, know each other, fall in love.

Entanglement, separation, reunion.

Everything seems to be a natural thing, but when it comes quietly, don't miss it.

Therefore, happiness is always in your own hands.

Cherish enlightenment

Put you on the left of my heart.

He is a vulgar work in everyone's eyes. Please delete it. He is arrogant, powerful and unruly, but few people can see his inner tenderness and thoughtfulness.

She is an elegant girl with beautiful appearance and tough heart. She is rational and calm, but likes playing pranks and playing dumb. K _ fJ { Vc & gtO

He and she are two straight lines without intersection, but they can't resist the word fate. Sweetness, twists and turns, reality and ideals are intertwined, but they cannot stop shaking hands.

For the rest of my life, you will be in my heart forever.

Content label: Wang Wang has a soft spot for vulgar works, please delete time travel.

Search keywords: protagonist: Keigo, Liancheng yesterday, supporting role: Liancheng Xu, Bingdi Zhong, other genres.

The light rain suddenly cleared up.

Thousands of flowers bloom, all like thin lovers. There is no sooner or later. Who doesn't hate spring?

Everything has changed the color of spring and looks different. Thousands of mountain flowers are reflected in this spring.

Spring clouds go around distant mountains, who thinks that spring mountains are far away. The wind sends flowers, and it is not too late to spend them.

(Excerpted from the Collection of Ancient and Modern Harmony Songs)

I left Tokyo quietly with sadness and confusion.

With expectation, I faced my dream and walked into Osaka.

The road of life is bumpy. I must learn to walk and find my own direction with my own ability.

This paper interprets the tennis prince from the perspective of Sitianbao Temple, and those who don't like it don't enter! )

Love me again.

This is a love that crosses the identity line, and this is a tangle that is despised by the world.

In this life, you can't escape fate, and the police and robbers are one after another.

After the storm, can you and I be together after all?

Wang Wang keeps cutting, and the reason is still chaotic.

Tennis, something I love and hate.

However, I can't hate it, but ... to be sure, the enthusiasm is gone.

Under the guidance of my dead mother, I came to the world of tennis prince and became Osamu Tezuka's younger brother. I don't know if this is a curse or a blessing.

But at the moment when the iceberg melted a little, I felt that my future life seemed very interesting.

This article involves American mines, so don't enter if you don't like it.

Leading role: Osamu Tezuka ┃ Supporting role: Prince.

Seven school terror

As we all know, there is almost always such a thing as sleeping together in cartoons or animations that generally involve sports. And this kind of thing, especially in a tennis animation, is purely for the same girl to drive a bunch of handsome guys together like ducks, oh no, for the audience to appreciate ... (Piafly)

As a result, Qing Xue, Shanchui, Bingdi, Rieter University Affiliated, St. Rudolph, Fudomine and Hexagon Middle Schools were selected, and several coaches took a bus to pick them up for a month. Along the way, they only heard the playing cards of the green snowman, the jokes and flying kicks of the hexagonal middle school, and the elegance of the noble students of Bingdi. ) conversation, a slap in the face at the University of Rieter, a mountain-blowing fight, and the whispering of Fudomine and St. Rudolph's dark "Danes" ...

Like a fallen flower carried away by running water

Running water is gone, and spring is gone.

I am water, quiet and clear water, occasionally splashing a few naughty waves, and then, continue to flow quietly.

You are a fire, a fire of passion and pride, burning with blazing light forever.

Fire and water are incompatible.

Water and fire are compatible with each other and destined lovers.

It's me, burned by your passion; Or are you, cooled by my peace?

Keep looking at me.

The moonlight spilled down.

The flicker of fireflies.

you

Soft as a mountain wind.

Silence is like a lake with no source in the forest.

The story has been told for a long time, and we were happy and sad that year.

Parting, waiting, reunion, and finally-commitment.

Juanjuan believes that deep feelings are accumulated bit by bit, so even if there is so-called love at first sight in Juanjuan's works,

It still takes time to operate, otherwise it will only become a temporary passion.

Therefore, in this story, Juanjuan likes to start with the details of life, which is plain and meaningful.

Of course, in addition to these, Juanjuan will also insert some plots in time to incite everyone's emotions. ...

As mentioned above, this article is basically a bland and warm tone, and the man is in charge.

The hostess is not omnipotent, relatively peaceful and gentle, and harmonious together a little. Before crossing, she was in the Caspian Sea, with Wang Ren, but she was separated by misunderstanding. Mary's childhood friends. ......

Very gentle girl, very warm words, flowing feelings, interested parents can have a look ~ ~

Nice writing ~ ~

April

Entertain oneself = =

Because if a fraternity, at the same time, I'm afraid I have no skills to control NP, so let's shout together.

~ ~ ambiguous king ~ ~

There are always people who think that writing, especially those who are kindred spirits, especially those who like pots, is to weave a fairy tale.

Therefore, sows are often small and tough and omnipotent-in other words, there may be dog blood settings.

But the personality requirement is not high, very strong. ..

The update is uncertain, but theoretically it won't be a pit ... if someone is willing to work hard. ...

Above, if you have any unacceptable students, please leave ~ criticism and correction are also welcome, but please don't attack personally, thank you ~

The hostess is elegant, calm and omnipotent. She has two brothers and sisters. The tone of the full text is also like running water, ambiguous, she is the master of ice and sea.

Is a very comfortable hostess, sometimes there are some simple plots of power struggle. ...

Wang Longying's clear sky is infinitely good.

Well, it's been ten years since I left her. No wonder this lad is angry.

But she has no resentment against other women.

Only when he finally came back.

Smile and draw a line with him.

Damn it!

A distant smile on his face.

When you get along with yourself, you are indifferent and calm.

Let him hate from beginning to end!

Is it necessary to pay the price of losing her in this decade? !

He will never allow it!

The king fought for the emperor.

Everything is going to fall! ~

I really like the emperor. Although I still suck, I put up with it for the sake of the little emperor. . . . . .

However, I will never give up studying their JQ because I am a woman. Truth tells me that beauty is beauty. Great love is creation, I am confused, and typos are common. Please forgive me. )

Really speechless. It seems that I really wrote that.

Now, alida ~! ~

Legend has it that the woman abandoned by Xing Cun is also very strong.