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Classic sentence to express depression: come back and have a strong drink with me and go the same way. You still owe me ...

1. I miss you lightly. I miss you because of you. Because of you, I like to lean against the window and wait for your appearance. I deeply know that you won't suddenly appear, but I still choose this way to wait for you. You have quietly entered my heart.

Second, there is a kind of sadness that I am not worthy of my ambition and have failed all my sufferings. Try your best to cultivate the seedlings of your works and see the harvest season. However, people are unpredictable and suddenly freeze in the cold. The long-awaited fruit is like a frost-beaten eggplant, with no harvest.

Remember, no one can beat you, don't lose to your own inner shadow.

Fourth, don't be unkind to all the people around you who are really good to you. After all, they chose to be good to you between being good to you and not being good to you.

What moved us was not the sentence "I love you", but the sentence "I am with you". Love is not an end, but companionship is an end.

6. Turn back if you can't walk. If you can't love it, you will let it go. If you don't get enthusiasm, you will stop. Don't treat wishful thinking as loneliness, and don't treat each other's boredom as playing hard to get. People who love you don't need you to chase after them desperately. People who don't love you stand in front of others every day, and they won't have feelings for a long time

Seven, the structure of "people" is mutually supportive, and the cause of "many people" needs everyone's participation.

Eight, you like me is an unexpected pleasure, and you don't like me is the numerology of everything as usual.

What matters is not that you have everything, but that what you want is just around you.

Ten, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Eleven, living is not to win sympathy by tears, but to win applause by sweat.

Twelve, the first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

Thirteen, one day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you and others have no results. Just because I am too young, all the joys and sorrows are so profound and earth-shattering at the touch.

14. Cowards are afraid of happiness and will get hurt when they touch cotton.

Fifteen, happy to share the wrong person, it becomes a show; Sad to share the wrong person becomes melodramatic and even becomes a joke.

Sixteen, you say I have a high eye? I just understand that some people don't care about you as much as you think, and they may really like you, but that doesn't prevent them from liking others.

Seventeen, if life is like the first time, Nalan is longer than love, deeper than love, and expresses his helplessness and melancholy, how can my sadness not be caused by love?

18. It is a kind of confidence to smile calmly when you are despised.

Nineteen, for a person, it is possible to get a lifelong confidant, and it is also possible to get a lifelong lesson.

Twenty, it is a bitter shore, when to dock. The beauty of the other shore lies in not crossing the other shore. It's not beautiful after it. ......

21. The world should have reached marriageable age, not marriageable age. Sooner or later, the wrong person will be separated, but the people who love each other will meet again.

In order to get closer to eternity, I decided to say goodbye to you with my whole life.

Twenty-three, come back and have a glass of hard liquor with me and take the old road. You still owe me for a long time.

I can't change my past. Yes, the future is still in my hands, isn't it?

Twenty-five, if he really loves you, you can be any kind of girl, willful, gentle and unreasonable; If he doesn't love you enough, you need perfection, obedience, tenderness and compromise.

Twenty-six, it is true that only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. In fact, most people are not interested in whether you fly high or not. They care more about whether you fell badly, and then pretend to care.

Twenty-seven, to be a girl who loves to laugh, I heard that people who love to laugh are not too bad luck; Be a girl who loves to cry, because I want to let go of my mood; Be a girl who loves to sleep and sleeps brilliantly. Be a girl who loves to eat, and she will be thin after eating; Be a doting girl. You deserve everything you value.

In this noisy world, we need a strong heart.

Twenty-nine, I went to the hospital today and was diagnosed with depression. My mood went into a low state, and I became shy, autistic and anxious. I hope my friends can invite me out to dinner, watch movies, drink coffee, travel, climb mountains and enlighten me! Seriously, I don't want to give up treatment!

30. No matter what happens in the future, if it is a dream, it will definitely wake up, but the past will go with the wind. Time will teach you to forget.

Thirty-one, I don't have many clear memories. You happen to be in every clip. Time is like amber, condensed together, and time can't be distinguished.

32. God sometimes gets us into trouble, not to drown anyone, but to purify us.

Thirty-three, we poor people want to turn over, there is no reason to talk about efforts; We poor people want to turn over and have no reason to be interested.

34. Passing by, you and I don't belong to each other. Indifferent cherish and goodbye, indifferent feelings and bitterness have turned into dust, so cherish the present.

Thirty-five, I didn't reject the flower name given to me by others. It is not only a label, but also full of profound meaning, which makes people associate.

Thirty-six, I will study hard to get out of here and find a better self and him.

37. Success is not a distant dream. If you do small things to the extreme, you may win and become strong.

Thirty-eight, the beautiful starry sky, I don't know whether it is you or me, but I know that there are you and me in the dazzling starry sky.

In fact, whether you come or not, I will be here, here, continue to weave my story, just the voice of missing, still in place.

Forty, the probability that a person has the cheek to love another person without being ashamed is only once in his life.

41. If one day you think of me, I hope you think of me, not the fragile self-pity, but the person who fell down and got up again. I will find my lost wings and fly again. Maybe I will fall again, but I have already flown.

Forty-two, you will never guess at which intersection life will give you a hurdle and at which stage it will not give you a love.

Forty-three, instead of giving me a vow of eternal love, it is better to spend every spring, summer, autumn and winter with me.

44. I appreciate art, which shocks me, resonates with me and expresses what I dare not express.

Forty-five, you can choose such a "mind": self-confidence, perseverance; Creativity and willingness.

Forty-six, suddenly looking back, looking at the horizon, my heart is still pity, and the other I will grow up in a dream world, where I will walk between mountains and rivers, face the sky and drink with the earth.

47. If you treat women as clothes, you will run naked sooner or later.

Forty-eight, although the fleeting time has aged my appearance and killed my youth, I still have a firm, unyielding, arrogant and meaningless heart.

49. Hold your right hand with your left hand to warm yourself. Don't expect others to give it to you.

Fifty years later, if I see you. How can I greet you with tears and silence?

Fifty-one, if many years later, there is still a sky belonging to teenagers in my heart, and there is still a love belonging to youth in my heart, it will also give birth to tenderness and touch, and that love will last forever. Love, no matter how long.

52. Breaking up is a kind of courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

53. Only those who keep looking for opportunities will seize them in time.

54. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past, and every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past.

Here's to you. I won't look back.

1, you said you were too tired to fall in love with anyone.

2. I am all you have, but you are not me.

The first thing you are tempted by is that I am getting deeper and deeper.

Here's to a glass of hard liquor. I won't look back.

5, you know my original intention, why not a little touched.

6. You always cry when you are drunk at dawn.

7. As long as you once let go and love me again, don't look back.

8. Love that we didn't walk together is doomed to be a scar.

I am most afraid that you will tell her our story as a joke.

10, you won't see your companions if you stay in the future.

1 1, saying that you can't give up and be swallowed up by depravity.

12, she said that she loved you dearly, so she covered her heart. I said I love you, but you told me to go away.

13, I won't come until it clears up, the rain stops and the wind warms up.

14, I also want to learn from you and walk away without looking back, but I am doomed to fail.

15, I waited for the rain and snow in summer, but I never waited for you.

16, why force a smile and pretend to be happy, why put on a mask and pretend to be kind.

17, how long will it take him to know how tired the people waiting for him are.

18, I don't want to lose him. But how can I save this story?

19, I take good care of myself, but I don't like laughing anymore.

20. How can I keep a good impression fresh forever? After all, enthusiasm always turns cold.

2 1, you shake your head, I wave, and this road of life is separated.

22. Try to suppress my tenderness that is about to explode.

23, as always, cold, gentle and not too cruel.

I don't know when I began to feel sad.

25. I think we are both stubborn and will torture each other with love.

26. I am not afraid that you will leave me. The hardest thing for me is never to hear from you again.

27. Don't say no. If we go back in time, what can we catch?

When we first met, no one would have thought that things would come to this.

29. Who can read this loneliness? The lingering nostalgia for life and death is doomed to vanish.

Thank you for taking away all my happiness, teaching me sadness, and then forcing me to be strong.

3 1, I don't want to let go of your hand anyway, although I am in pain.

32. It's nothing to wait for someone to lose. He has his own life, so should you.

33. The people who accompany you should be as happy as I was, indulging in your sweet words.

34. You came into my play, and after I fell into your game, the war raged and I didn't come back at last.

35, but then my feelings for you ended in vain.

I promised myself that I would forget you completely, but I didn't expect to remember that it was a prison.

37. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

38. Because I know it is impossible to be together, I will like you impudently. This is the most heartbreaking whisper of the summer.

I have a bad memory. Sometimes I forget your name, but I will never forget to love you.

I have nothing but an uncertain tomorrow and an unknown future.

4 1, how many helpless unhappy, how many no one can understand.

42. My self-esteem and cowardice can only accompany you here. I liked you, and this is the ending I gave myself.

43. I'm so sorry that you left me like this. You have never loved me, or you just want to play with me.

I want you to wear more clothes and drink less wine and go home early, but I don't know what identity to tell you.

45. I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been trying to embarrass myself.

46. Which street were we walking yesterday? It doesn't matter if you leave today? The love you said turned into smoke.

47. One night, I dreamed that you were white-haired and said that you would take me to wander. I'm still with you, towards the distant.

48. Dreams that were once warmly woven have now piled up into empty cold air.

49. Love what I love, pick it up and let it go. The tighter love is, the faster it flows. Come with nothing and leave with nothing.

50. There is no empathy in the world. You feel that your heart is torn to blood and your intestines are broken. In fact, others simply can't understand it.

The mood of drinking a glass of red wine

If I can, I would rather be a strong woman. To cut through thorns, to wade through mountains and rivers, to be busy, to be able to withstand loneliness, and then to drink a glass of red wine alone in the dead of night to coax yourself to sleep. I don't want to stick to the four-inch platform and travel all over the world. I just want to be the master of my life and death. If the city stands in my way, I'll tear it down. If the police officer stops me, I will kill him. I just saw it. I like it.

The mood of drinking a glass of red wine

First of all, you don't have to drink a glass of red wine to calm your nerves, and then go to the house to get dressed. The success of his career and the heat of the wine made him feel an inexplicable tenderness in his heart, and made important stages of his career emerge one after another.

Second, there is a glass of warm red wine and a glass of milk at your feet after taking a shower. This is probably the happiest moment of my year.

Third, a person fainted after drinking a glass of red wine, and was completely out of state after drinking poison!

Fourth, I drank a glass of red wine before going to bed. When I was young, I said that a well-maintained lady would drink a glass of red wine before going to bed. It felt good then. Now I know that a drink can make me sleep better, relax my body, put my soul aside, and not get tired of my troubles for the time being, and the economy can bear it.

5. If life is just like the first time, what is autumn wind sorrow? Draw a dark night, dark me, dark journey, dark mood, drink a glass of red wine, bid farewell to the vast Yangtze River and forget the previous sadness.

6. Vacation is more tiring than going to work. The only solution is a glass of red wine. Zhao Wei's wine is good, cheap and worth owning.

Seven, let me live back in the villa, play a jazz music and drink a glass of red wine.

Eight, my father said earnestly today, usually drink a glass of red wine, don't drink half a bottle at a time, and then my mother fanned the flames. Once she drank a bottle of red wine by herself.

Nine, in the faint sunshine, quietly drink a glass of red wine, warm the fragrance of the years, and taste the warmth of Xiaozan Castle in peace! Good morning!

Ten, insist on preparing a breakfast for yourself every morning, soak your feet every night, drink a glass of red wine and continue to exercise.

Eleven, come back at night to drink a glass of red wine, eat some vegetables, and start learning to hit cats.

Drinking a glass of red wine before going to bed will cost a few more dollars than not drinking red wine.

Thirteen, I want to thank you at this moment! Thank you for choosing me to spend your life with me. People always say that getting along with others is like drinking a glass of wine, and some people get along with each other like drinking a coke, which is exciting and delicious; Some people get along like drinking a glass of red wine, which is strong and mellow; And getting along with you is like drinking a cup of boiled water, which is boring but an indispensable part of life. Today, you are like this rational gear. Today, I am like this emotional rose. I would like to be that red rose, and I only want to bloom for you in this life!

Have a glass of red wine at half past eleven. Good Night! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I have to drink a glass of red wine in order to buy this cup of yogurt. I can't feel sorry for this free cup.

Come on, let's count the stars. We just want to drink a glass of red wine quietly in front of the moon and talk about unrestrained topics. Now we are used to facing many things alone. No wonder you said there were many vicissitudes in your eyes.

I want to find a quiet place with you, have a glass of red wine and talk about life.

Eighteen, it is rare to have so many days off. It is also a rare enjoyment to slowly drink a glass of red wine by yourself through the joy of drinking too much. When I was half drunk and half awake, everything seemed so relaxed and comfortable. Some people are more open-minded and finally know that wine really has such connotation, and wine is not intoxicating.

I used to get up in the middle of the night to drink a glass of red wine, but now I can't sleep. I get up in the middle of the night to drink a cup of boiled water ~

Twenty, uncle's education is that girls must drink a glass of red wine every day.

On Friday night, I just want to drink a glass of red wine quietly and miss the beautiful things.

Twenty-two, drink a glass of red wine, never drink, but also drink. It is also a special taste to miss the taste of human juice when drinking wine. My husband is not with you today, so I feel bad. Tonight, my husband will wait for me to go back to celebrate the Lunar New Year 16 birthday. My husband owes you, and I feel bad.

Recently, I have a bad insomnia. I drink a glass of red wine every night, hoping to help me sleep, but I am worried that I will become an alcoholic if I go on like this all day.

Twenty-four, drank four or five glasses of beer, and then drank a glass of red wine, feeling that red wine is really delicious.

The holiday is coming to an end. Have a glass of red wine and have a good sleep.

26. I don't want to participate in group activities, and I don't want to bite the bullet and say it. I just want to go to the supermarket to watch a movie alone, and then I can have a glass of red wine and read a few pages after washing at eleven o'clock. However, I stayed at work for 14 hours today. Nobody talks to me.

Twenty-seven, in order to prove that she is not an alcoholic, my friend Ms. Xiao insists on drinking only one glass of red wine every night before going to bed, and plans to buy this cup for her by crowdfunding.

Twenty-eight, so many years, finally there is such a night, you can stay alone, drink a glass of red wine, watch a TV series, and miss someone quietly.

Twenty-nine, can't sleep. I still can't sleep after drinking four bottles of beer. I struggled to get up and have another glass of red wine before going to bed. I am sleepy and tired.

Have a cup of coffee at work in the morning.

Have a cup of coffee at work in the morning. 1. The breeze blows the curtains, the setting sun shines obliquely into the classroom, and the teenagers summon up courage to express their love here. Even now, I can clearly recall her voice-being friends, can't I?

We walked on, and a strong smell of coffee came to our nostrils. I took a deep breath and felt much more comfortable. When we walked into this cafe, we felt it was like a paradise.

If you are interested in the taste of Irish coffee, try it. I haven't drunk either.

When he first made Irish coffee for her, he shed tears because of excitement. Afraid of being seen by her, he wiped away his tears with his fingers, and then secretly drew a circle on the mouth of the Irish coffee cup with his tears, so the taste of the first Irish coffee fermented after his thoughts were suppressed for a long time. She became the first person to order Irish coffee, because only she could do it.

We can choose whether the coffee in the next second is sweet or bitter. What kind of life will you feel when you appreciate life with what kind of mentality.

6. I like coffee, because I am in a good mood ... inexplicably.

7. Love is a misunderstanding, a little more dangerous.

8. On rainy days, drink coffee in the coffee shop and see the outside world through the glass! Drinking the long-awaited fragrant coffee!

9. I once talked about coffee at a meeting. The revision of the literature department tells us that he once decided to cook the same coffee as the coffee served in the canteen. He boiled water in a large pot that had not been brushed with soup, poured coffee grounds into the pot and added some old tea bittern. He didn't have curd, so he washed the jar of tomatoes stained with vinegar and poured it into the pot. He tasted it, but he still thought coffee was better than that in the popular restaurant. The formula of the canteen is still an incredible mystery.

10. Tired of the hustle and bustle of the city, come to the hot spring villa to relax, catch the tail of spring and feel a pleasant afternoon.

1 1. Love is like adding sugar to coffee. If you add less, it is almost the bitter taste of coffee. If you add too much, the taste of coffee will not be reflected. Smart women mostly keep some love for themselves, because they know that if they love each other completely, they will suffocate each other and let them escape from themselves faster. As the old saying goes, they can only love others if they love themselves first.

12. Coffee is the same as tea. Everyone has their own preferences in choosing tastes and drinking methods. It's hard to force! Everyone can make coffee that suits their taste according to their own preferences. Interested parties may wish to have a try!

13. The cake was delicious and the coffee was sweet. There was no earthquake there. It's good to be alive.

Coffee is bitter, but love is sweet.

15. I like coffee because I am in a good mood ... beyond description.

16. On cold nights and countless sleepless nights, coffee keeps me warm. In my sleepless nights, I recall the days with and without coffee. Happiness or sadness makes life simple. There is an indescribable taste in my heart, which is the taste of coffee.

17. Those renovated ancient houses, small and fresh cafes, and those grand after over-commercialization, although beautiful, lack a kind of reality. I like desolate, barren and incomplete things, as long as they are original, true and beautiful.

Coffee needs artistic conception. Life experiences let us taste different coffee colors, flavors and their beauty.

19. I am like a coffee bean, ready to be ground into powder at any time. Dear you, please grind me. My overflowing tears will distill boiling water, then dissolve my thoughts into a little sugar flavor, and hold a cup of coffee to accompany you through every sleepless night.

20. Coffee is coffee and love is love. Pure things are the most natural, and you can realize the true meaning without affectation.

Have a cup of coffee at work in the morning. 2 1. The road of life is also ok! Why are you working so hard? Like a cup of coffee! Drink it and it's over! Whether it is bitter or sweet, it floats in an instant! Make it easier! Don't make life bitter!

22. I think the best thing is that I wrote down my wish in the guest book of the coffee shop in the afternoon. One day you came to this coffee shop, saw my wish and had you.

23. Drink coffee. When you raise your glass, you will drink a little bit of smell and taste concentrated in a small cup. After putting down the cup, the aftertaste is a little sweet.

24. It's time for bed and two cups of coffee. I had a nervous breakdown after listening to it.

25. Coffee is not in the mood, only people who drink coffee are in the mood.

26. A cup of coffee, a book, a trace of books, a trace of leisure, put aside the mobile phone computer and enjoy a wonderful afternoon!

27. Time in this country is always lazy and idle. Maybe when God comes, he will put the hands of the clock back. People sit in cafes and enjoy life leisurely, as if all their troubles had been forgotten.

28. Coffee can appear at the most appropriate time or at the most unhappy time. Coffee! Can represent a good mood!

29. The world of coffee is small, but it is absolutely exquisite and profound.

30. Give me a cup of coffee that can burn me to death, and let my heart slowly calm down with the coffee. Irritability will always pass, and everything will eventually return to calm. Sometimes, I just want to stay with coffee. Because it can give me a safe fragrance.

3 1. Think about the true and beautiful starry sky in summer, the romantic mood in the cafe, you and I sitting face to face, you smiled, long-lost smile, not reserved, naive and romantic, sincere and frank.

Personally, I don't like coffee that is too sweet. I think coffee that is too sweet or sweetened no longer has its original taste.

33. Touching must be a combination of two sides, just like adding fine sugar to a cup of cold coffee. Sugar needs time to adjust before it is dissolved in coffee; If it is a cup of hot coffee, the scene is different. Heat can instantly melt sugar into coffee, making coffee sweet and delicious. This heat is probably the so-called moving power in my mind.

34. Coffee has four basic tastes: sour, bitter, astringent and sweet! For some people, they will like its original flavor. But for me and the people around me, "sugar and milk" is the most dreamy choice. "The aroma of coffee, faint milk flavor and a little sweetness" is what I call enjoyment!

35. Life is like drinking bitter coffee. You can taste sweetness from bitterness and feel bitterness from sweetness. This is life. Whether you can feel bitter or sweet depends entirely on how you look at this cup of coffee.

36. Coffee is bitter and sweet. I don't know which one can express coffee Some things are naturally better! Coffee is mellow.

Every time I walk past this cafe, I can't help but slow down. You and I met here for the first time, which opened the prelude to love each other.

Coffee, like all foods, is a kind of "small amount is harmless, moderate amount is beneficial, and excessive amount is harmful" drink. What about our eating habits? One to three cups a day is a moderate amount!

39. On Saturday afternoon, we sat in the coffee shop and chatted. I like the atmosphere of the coffee shop and its beauty in details. It is a combination of elegance and romance.

If I can't find you, I will wait for you in a beautiful place with mountains, water, flowers, stars and the moon hanging high. You must come.