Humorous jokes in restaurants and hotels

Humorous jokes in restaurants and hotels

1, a man went to a restaurant to eat, paid the money, and the meal didn't come up for a long time. He was really hungry, so he stood up and went out.

The waiter saw it and asked, Sir, why did you leave without eating?

This humanity: come and wait until I'm full in another shop. . . ?

In summer, in a restaurant, a rich and decent customer sneezed and called the waiter: It's rather cold here. Would you please turn off the air conditioner?

Attendant:? Yes, sir! ?

A few minutes later, the customer called the waiter again: I am too hot now. ?

Attendant:? Ok, I'll turn on the air conditioner. ?

After a while, the customer said it was cold again.

The other person at the same table couldn't help it, so he said to the waiter. Young man, your service is very thoughtful. Friends have made you hard! ?

The waiter said politely, that's all right, sir. We don't have air conditioning at all. ?

The hotel caught fire and a famous actress lived in it.

The fireman set up an inflatable cushion and shouted below. Jump. ?

The actress shouted: I don't want it. Don't you dare tell the director that I need a body double. ?

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