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How do you feel after watching Transformers 4- Rebirth of the Jedi?

Master Fan Shi's Transformers 4 movie excited me for a long time. As a well-known film critic, I have deep respect for the master, and many of his views coincide with mine. So, I'm glad that so many people who like michael bay call on everyone to see this movie. I also walked into the cinema with the energy to watch it three times. However, it may be that the waiting time in these three years is too long, and the first three films have been watched more than seven or eight times repeatedly, forming an inherent prescient impression. When I saw the world-famous directors flatter the China audience so much on the screen that I forgot that I was making a movie and that I had to hand over a qualified movie first, instead of making up for my laziness through endless bombing, it aroused my impulse not to spit.

Undeniably, the ability of changing four to absorb gold makes the card god who created Avatar four years ago tremble, and also makes the Lu Tianming breakup guru who was forced to hide for a long time bite his teeth and stand up and compete, making fans cheer and the studio manager smile from ear to ear. But none of these auras can hide the fact that the quality of film production is extremely poor. With the first three masterpieces, Zhu Yu is in the front, and it is a joke to change to Level 4. In the past, the pride of broadening the horizon to the whole universe turned into a conspiracy of a retired old man to betray the interests of all mankind for a small profit of millions of dollars; The laughter brought by humor to the audience turned into an actor's total hatred; Turn the dazzling first love of handsome guys and beautiful women into the jealousy of a lonely father; Turn the clean and pleasant scenery on the earth into gray smog, boring and tattered commercial signs and dense pigeon cages; The smooth plot of the original martial arts drama turned into a mindless bombing for nearly two hours; Turn the advertising dessert dotted in a movie into a movie fragment mixed in a long advertising film. The audience changed from enjoying movies happily to an obsessive-compulsive game looking for hidden advertisements. Michael bay is amazing. For the sake of China fans and the huge market of China, he cleanly shattered his previous image and turned it into dust and paper flying in the chaotic streets of Hongkong. Because of the rising cost of Hollywood film production, movie mogul people gradually become hesitant, afraid that their money will become the saliva of the audience, and finally lose all their money. So it has become a good business to keep making sequels. In order to build a chain of making money to the end of the world, they started the parallel universe era of movies, constantly restarted the dying movie series, and continued the blood of the series of movies with fresh and recreated stories. Michael bay's four-change movies draw lessons from Nolan's Batman and Superman and Bryan Singer's X-Men model, and prepare to build an infinite series of Transformers. However, it is not a good thing that the first part of this terrible restart series has won such a high box office. What we are worried about is whether the old man was carried away by the glistening money, and continued to talk nonsense and shoddy in the future series of films, in order to please the China film market, turning an exciting sci-fi blockbuster into a pig's head that no one ate.

When it comes to changing actors, mark wahlberg, who often appears as an angry youth, is simply not suitable for a super fashionable movie like Transformers. Yes, I said super fashion. Movies are either thought-provoking, gripping, hilarious or reviled. At least from one to three, it is youthful vitality. Whether it's the cold humor of Shia Labauf's man show, or the sexy charm of megan fox, whether it's john malkovich's disrespect for the past, or ken jeong's insanity, whether it's the childish behavior of Bumblebee or Megatron's downfall, it brings a knowing smile to the audience. This ubiquitous sense of humor also plays a role in adjusting the atmosphere and rhythm of the film. And all this, there is no trace in the four changes, and the rest is just a boring routine performance.