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1, asking for directions: One day, I was out on a business trip, wandering around and getting lost. Seeing a child playing by the roadside, I went over, touched his head and asked, what is this place, little friend? The child looked at me and said, this is my head. 2. One day, two brothers were sleeping, and the younger brother said to his younger brother, "Brother, there are many mosquitoes today." My brother said, "If we turn off the lights, mosquitoes can't see us." Later, my brother really turned off the lights, and suddenly a pair of fireflies flew in. Brother said nervously, "Brother, it's terrible, mosquitoes came at us with lanterns ..." 3. Teacher Xiao Fang in kindergarten pointed to the children on the blackboard to test M, A, Y, D and B, and the children said "Touch-a-aunt-de-bo ~ ~ 4" in the most standard pronunciation. The fat man made a girlfriend and broke up in less than a week. When a friend asked why, the fat man said, "She said … she looked at me for a long time and felt so tired …" 5. The guest said to the little host, look, what beautiful curly hair is given by my mother. The young master thought: I think my father gave it to me, because now he has no hair on his head.