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Ask for a study diary urgently! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
1. Today, when I was adding water to my beloved crab, I poured a basin of water into the crab basin at will, only to see that it suddenly became turbid. At that time, I put a lot of silt in the bottom of the crab basin. When I put the basin away and came to the crab basin, I was surprised to find a strange thing
I saw an obvious water flow in the mud, which was more clear in the mud. I thought: Where did this water come from? Is it a crab? But crabs should breathe in and out, not just breathe in and out. In order to find out this matter, I took a clip to test it. It was really a crab. I became more and more contradictory and decided to take action, so I used two clothespins to clamp the crab's "big pliers" and began to study it.
I carefully observed the crab's mouth, and I saw that the crab had been spitting bubbles, so I followed the bubbles and found that there was a small hole the size of mung beans on both sides of the crab's mouth, and the bubbles came out from it! Is it true that crabs only exhale and don't inhale? I am even more surprised: the basic law of biology is to breathe, not to inhale, how can it get oxygen? I carefully observed the crab's mouth again, and suddenly found two smaller holes slightly lower. I thought, this should be the crab's air inlet. To prove it, I took a small towel and put it on the two small holes of the crab, which really sucked it. I finally figured it out! That's the crab's air inlet!
From this, I come to a conclusion that there are many things in nature that can't be thought with conventional thinking, and crabs are the best example.
2. My mother's love is selfless and great, but I don't know how to cherish it-
I remember once, I was surfing the Internet until 11 o'clock, and my mother said, "Go to sleep quickly, and I have to go to school tomorrow!" I said, "I know, I know." I say so, but I'm still immersed in the internet. Twenty minutes later, my mother said, "Do you want to sleep? If you don't sleep, I won't want you to go to school tomorrow. " I reluctantly turned off the computer when I heard my mother say this. It can be seen that my mother is very concerned about my study. But I can't understand it. I always think that my mother scolds me because she doesn't love me.
On another occasion, my grades were handed out and I got 85 points in the exam. When I got home, my mother immediately scolded me: "I told you not to play computer so late. Do you regret it now?" I stared at my mother with angry eyes, thinking: knowing that I didn't do well in the exam, you still scold me, which doesn't make me lose confidence. In this way, my mother and I were angry all day.
until now, I really understand that my mother scolded me to learn from the last lesson. From now on, I must cherish this selfless and great maternal love!
today, I went to the eye shop to get glasses. The doctor said that my eyes have deepened again. I think I really should take good care of my eyes. In fact, I got nearsighted in the second grade of primary school. At that time, I really didn't want to wear glasses. After all, it was very heavy to drag them. But sometimes when I forget to wear my glasses, I'm so anxious that I can't see anything clearly like ants on hot bricks. And there is often fog on my eyes, which makes me worry about it.
I remember going to see the movie Transformers once, which was my favorite movie. I went out happily. When I came to the cinema, I found that I was in such a hurry to go out that I forgot my glasses. As a result, I only saw a few vague shadows shaking and missed this wonderful blockbuster. It's awkward to watch others laugh and laugh.
Nowadays, glasses and I are inseparable. I often want to dump them, but I can't help it. It seems that I have to continue to be kind and loving with them, and get along with them day and night ...
At noon today, there was a "rainstorm" in my house, which was caused by such a small thing as a nap. I am the protagonist of this "rainstorm".
After lunch, I turned on my computer and got ready to surf the Internet with great interest. When my mother saw it, she urged me to take a nap. I am impatient when I hear it: "Sleep, sleep, you will know to sleep!" " "I want you to sleep, it's all for your own good!" Mom is also a little angry. But I couldn't listen to a word my mother said, so I talked back with my mother and caused an uproar. In the end, I couldn't help crying.
after the event, I think about what happened carefully, and I feel quite regretful. What my mother said is really reasonable. Lack of sleep will not only affect health, but also affect study. I really shouldn't be unreasonable and talk back to my mother!
I want to tell you: "Write about what happens to you every day. What's interesting and new today? Don't imitate what's in the composition book. After all, it's your own diary, others' untrue, not what happened to you this day. It's very beneficial to write a diary."
I still have a few
exam results
Today, I got the final exam results. I am very nervous and scared, because if I don't do well in the exam, I will be scolded by my parents!
The test paper was handed out, and I was good at English and math, but I got 89.5 points in Chinese. Fortunately, I was an A, so my mother wouldn't scold me!
alas, my Chinese performance is so poor this time!
7th and 5th
I like to help my teacher (1)
I'm going to have a cleaning this afternoon. I'm listening to the school broadcast. Guo Qingwen asked me to help Miss Lin. Besides me, there are three other students.
when I came to the office, I made arrangements when I arrived, and then I did other things.
After we finished, Mr. Lin was very happy. He would give each of us a notebook and invite us to eat ice cream.
Miss Wen said that she would come to help her (Miss Wen) tomorrow afternoon. We are all very happy!
July 6th
I like to help the teacher (2)
This afternoon, we all came to help. The teacher asked me to arrange the quality manuals of the whole class according to the student numbers, and then let us stick some awards with colored ribbons and flowers.
We went to the broadcast room again, and cut out some teachers' comments and pasted them in the manual. Seeing that we were tired, the teacher invited us to eat watermelon. Finally, Mr. Lin, let's move the box to the "finance" room, come for a while and go home!
composition books
in my family, the most are composition books, because I like to regard them as documents. Of course, I have read most of them!
I like reading imaginary articles because they are very interesting. I don't like to see a landscape article, because it is very complicated and meaningless.
the content in the composition book is really rich!
July 12th
Sweep (dry) clothes
Today, my mother asked me to (sweep) clothes. I didn't want to, but I finally reluctantly agreed!
Come to the washing machine on the balcony. There are so many clothes in it! I picked up the clothes and a hanger, put the clothes neatly into the hanger, and then swept (dried) the clothes on the sweeping (drying) rod with a fork.
according to this method, I quickly swept (dried) all the clothes. Although it was tiring work, I liked to sweep (dry) the clothes when I saw them neatly swept (dried)!
July 14th
It's really fun to go shopping tonight
Tonight, I went shopping with my mother. (Not far away)
There are a sea of people in the street, so many people, even there are many people passing by! My mother was picking out clothes at a small stall, looked around again and whispered to me, "Someone tried to grab my wallet just now!" " I'm scared, hold on to my mother's bag, and be careful!
Mom bought a big bag of jelly at "Li Jiacheng" and a bag of pomegranate outside.
We came to the door of Huiwanjia, and found an "ice porridge" shop. We asked for a bowl of "ice porridge" here. My mother said to buy a flashlight and let me wait for her while eating here. I ate only a little ice water, and my mother came out. We went home happily!
Buffet
Today, my father's friend invited our family to a buffet (the friend's family also went). I was so happy to hear that!
I came to a restaurant named Baxi Sunshine. It's finally time! I took a big plate to get something to eat. I took pancakes, baked cakes, French fries and sushi, and went back to my place to eat happily!
Later, I also took a glass of fresh milk and five pieces of pitaya!
after a while, we all went home happily!
my wishes
I have many wishes, but I don't know if they will come true!
I really want to have a TV, because my mother won't watch TV for me!
I really want to get a hundred points in the exam, because I haven't tried this kind of happiness yet!
I really want to grow up quickly, because there are some things my mother won't let me do! Last summer vacation, my parents took me to Long Ta to play. One of the entertainment items was watching 4D movies. Ten minutes before the movie started, we came to the 4D cinema on the second floor. There are so many people here At the gate of the cinema, the staff gave each of us a pair of glasses. I asked my aunt curiously, "I'm not nearsighted, why should I wear glasses?" Aunt kindly replied: "You must wear this kind of special glasses when watching 4D movies, otherwise it will be no different from watching ordinary movies." "Oh, that's what it is!" Dad carried me to the seat and helped me fasten my seat belt. The light in the room suddenly went out and the movie began. I suddenly felt my eyes shine. Look! An elephant came slowly with its long nose dangling, and stopped in front of me. I saw that it opened its mouth and stretched its nose, which scared me! I held my breath and held my father's hand tightly. At this moment, the elephant sneezed, and my face felt cold. I also broke out in a cold sweat.
Then, I seemed to get on the spaceship, and after a quick flight, I came to a strange place-Dinosaur Valley. There were many huge pythons and dinosaurs living in this place, and they came at me with their mouths open, feeling as if they were going to swallow me in one gulp. I was also very nervous, but when the spaceship flashed, I escaped again. As the spaceship flew up and down and left and right, the seat under me swayed up and down and left and right, and kept vibrating, as if I were in the dinosaur valley, which was very thrilling. With the change of the movie plot, there were bursts of screams in the room. The lights are on and the movie is over, but I still have a lingering fear.
Students, this is my first thrilling experience of watching a 4D movie. The 4D movie is really good. I hope you will have a chance to watch it! Sweep (dry) clothes on July 12th
Today, my mother asked me to (sweep) clothes. I didn't want to, but I finally reluctantly agreed!
Come to the washing machine on the balcony. There are so many clothes in it! I picked up the clothes and a hanger, put the clothes neatly into the hanger, and then swept (dried) the clothes on the sweeping (drying) rod with a fork.
according to this method, I quickly swept (dried) all the clothes. Although it was tiring work, I liked to sweep (dry) the clothes when I saw them neatly swept (dried)!
It's really fun to go shopping tonight on July 14th.
Tonight, I went shopping with my mother. (Not far away)
There are a sea of people in the street, so many people, even there are many people passing by! My mother was picking out clothes at a small stall, looked around again and whispered to me, "Someone tried to grab my wallet just now!" " I'm scared, hold on to my mother's bag, and be careful!
Mom bought a big bag of jelly at "Li Jiacheng" and a bag of pomegranate outside.
We came to the door of Huiwanjia, and found an "ice porridge" shop. We asked for a bowl of "ice porridge" here. My mother said to buy a flashlight and let me wait for her while eating here. I ate only a little ice water, and my mother came out. We went home happily!
Buffet
Today, my father's friend invited our family to a buffet (the friend's family also went). I was so happy to hear that!
I came to a restaurant named Baxi Sunshine. It's finally time! I took a big plate to get something to eat. I took pancakes, baked cakes, French fries and sushi, and went back to my place to eat happily!
Later, I also took a glass of fresh milk and five pieces of pitaya!
after a while, we all went home happily! Terrible night
This evening, my parents went out and I was alone at home. I think of some ghosts in horror movies from time to time, and I feel my heart beating violently. I couldn't do my homework any more, so I turned on the computer and played.
Suddenly, the wind blew outside and blew something down. I quickly covered my ears and said to myself, "It's okay, there are no ghosts in the world. So I started playing again.
Finally, my parents came, and my heart was relieved.
o ()) o Alas, it's terrible to be alone at home. Today, it's a sunny day. My father took my sister and me to Songshan Park to play.
I got on the bus and came to the bridge, where flowers and trees were planted, and clusters of green leaves set off various flowers. When I came to the bridge, the bridge was like a long dragon lying across the river, and many cars were driving fast on it.
When I come to the park, the scenery is picturesque and intoxicating. In the spacious fountain, the blue waves are rippling, and the beautiful small stone bridge leads directly to the small pavilion in the lake. Sometimes there are people playing chess in the pavilion.
When I came to the lake, my father rented an electric boat for us. Our boat floated on the lake like wood. I put my hand into the water, feeling refreshed all over, and my sister was splashing naughtily. I held the rudder in my hand, and the boat jumped from the shiny waves like a pony. Suddenly, it braked suddenly and it was entangled in a fishing net. Dad quickly changed the forward gear of the boat into the reverse gear, and then swayed the boat from side to side. After a while, the boat finally escaped from the net. It was time for us to rent a boat.
We continued to play and came to the trampoline. There were many children jumping and jumping excitedly on it, as lively as little monkeys. I was attracted, and immediately climbed up with my sister to play with them. We jumped and jumped on it like a happy one. We've played with everything in it.
How time flies! In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon, and we reluctantly went home.
Day 26: I'm staying at home
Oh, what bad luck! My parents are out on business tonight, and I'm the only one at home. Although I am not young, I am naturally timid. Every night, my parents must have someone to accompany me, otherwise I will be like a "little tail", and I will follow them wherever they go. There's really nothing I can do today. They both agreed that they can't take me with them, and that I should exercise. In a fit of pique, I declared that I would stand on my own feet from today and never rely on them again. My parents saw that I was so proud, smiled at each other, charged some precautions, closed the door and left.
the weather is really not beautiful.
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