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A classic quotation that quarrels on the bus can choke people to death.

On the bus today, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl looked back and said, "What's wrong with you?"

The man was puzzled and answered, "Do you have any medicine?"

people in the car snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can you cure it?"

the whole car is laughing!

the bus driver stops and laughs on the steering wheel!

This is what a friend who works on Zhujiang Road met.

The bus was overcrowded. A woman was standing at the door.

A GG came from behind the car to get off.

She said to the woman, "Excuse me, get off", and the woman did not move.

gg stepped on her when she pushed past.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she kept cursing "You are crazy! You are crazy! ~ ~ ",it's so loud that the whole car can watch it.

gg hasn't said anything, and when he got off the bus, he couldn't stand it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

the whole car roared with laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back, who keep playing the scene just now.

A says, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "you repeat the machine." . . . . . Sina Leju Forum:

The whole car people burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed past and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

the whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't say anything, but a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car was bursting with laughter ~! There are some things in it for reference! ! !